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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SURVIVE
« on: August 30, 2009, 12:43:21 am »
clean crap off knife, then cut a nice chunk of meat and eat it.

Ah, what the heck.  You clean the knife the best you can with your shirt.  It looks....OK.  It's not that clean, maybe you should clean it more thoroughly before letting it touch your food?  Like with water?

24767
Mafia / Re: Vote Mafia, Round 3! (Day 1)
« on: August 30, 2009, 12:41:00 am »
My vote was random.

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SURVIVE
« on: August 30, 2009, 12:39:22 am »
Continue gutting the bear until you hit muscle and organs
And then, examine the bear, and sniff it, ignoring the ranky stank stench, to check for any oddities.

You continue withi your endeavors, the inside is hard, but not as tough as that thick skin.  The butt area is softer too.  You discard all the bad parts of the bear nearby.  You're at the muscle and organs now.  You lean forward and take a good sniff of the bear, it smells foul, but not like a dead animal, atleast not yet.  You dream about eating the bear and about how tasty it would be.

Code: [Select]
TURN 14:

VIEW

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...".. 2**█║...
 ║██...@B.║███║
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.."..........".
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LoS: 7 tiles


INVENTORY

a - switch-blade knife (right pants pocket)

EQUIP

f - white t-shirt
h - blue jeans
u - underwear

BODY

Your feet are getting hardened from all this barefoot walking.

Quite thirsty.

A little hungry.

You stink.

SKILL

You can gather a little better now.
You are a little good at cutting animal now.

24769
Creative Projects / Re: Drawing other people's avatars.
« on: August 30, 2009, 12:33:42 am »
GODOT AWESOME YES BLAH BLAH BLAH MUST DRAW SOMEONE'S AVATAR BLAH

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Creative Projects / Re: Drawing other people's avatars.
« on: August 30, 2009, 12:29:10 am »
AWESOME AVATAR THANKS.

24771
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SURVIVE
« on: August 30, 2009, 12:27:58 am »
AWESOME AVATAR DUDE.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SURVIVE
« on: August 30, 2009, 12:06:29 am »
Not that, wait that gives me an idea, try to cut a larger hole in its ass

Not knowing what to do, our young protagonist decides to cut a hole in the bear's ass.  He grabs his knife firming--oh wait, the bear has his ass against the ground.  You try to push him over a bit to get some room, the bear is HEAVY, but you manage to tilit him a bit and make him fall onto his side, exposing your treasure, you hold your knife firming and start slicing a hole around his butt.  It's kinda gross, but you continue!  Waste starts to fall out, it looks like shit.  You back off in disgust for a moment to gain your composure.  His droppings are full of what looks like, well you don't rightly know.  Animals maybe?  Hmmm....  It smells freakin' gross right now.

Code: [Select]
TURN 13:

VIEW

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...... ║███║...
...".. ***█║...
 ║██...@B.║███║
.......╚══**...
............═╝.
...............
............"..
...............
.."..........".
...............

LoS: 7 tiles


INVENTORY

a - switch-blade knife (right pants pocket)

EQUIP

f - white t-shirt
h - blue jeans
u - underwear

BODY

Your feet are getting hardened from all this barefoot walking.

Quite thirsty.

A little hungry.

You stink.

SKILL

You can gather a little better now.

24773
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SURVIVE
« on: August 29, 2009, 11:54:09 pm »
Look at stones in the area, what type are they?

Bear dung flavor.

24774
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Eat Poop You Cat: second generation!
« on: August 29, 2009, 11:51:46 pm »
Thou speak harshly on brethren!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SURVIVE
« on: August 29, 2009, 11:41:52 pm »
Inspect bear corpse
Then box again

You let the hunter guy run off, he's really fast anyway.  You check the bear corpse.  It's dead alright, looks like alot of meat that you have no idea in how to prepare, or save for that matter.  You don't think you could even cut through its tough skin with that measly knife of yours.  That reminds you, the writing on the box!  You walk over and move your face real close like to it.

It reads, "Test #84."

That makes you cringe a little.

Code: [Select]
TURN 12:

VIEW

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.".. ***█║.....
██....B.║███║..
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".........."...
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"..............

LoS: 7 tiles


INVENTORY

a - switch-blade knife (right pants pocket)

EQUIP

f - white t-shirt
h - blue jeans
u - underwear

BODY

Your feet are getting hardened from all this barefoot walking.

Quite thirsty.

A little hungry.

SKILL

You can gather a little better now.

24776
DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Lanternwebs (In Glory We Return!)
« on: August 29, 2009, 11:31:57 pm »
w00t w00t and what not.

24777
DF General Discussion / Re: Vista Hell <Solved, My Mistake>
« on: August 29, 2009, 11:20:04 pm »
Real men donate to Toady.

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General Discussion / Re: I was on Channel 8 News!
« on: August 29, 2009, 10:51:00 pm »
Handy I guess.  I've been meaning to ask.  What the heck is your avatar supposed to be?

Trolls singing to Night Fever.

Link.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SURVIVE
« on: August 29, 2009, 10:47:49 pm »
Ignore Phantom.

Back away slowly. Even if by some miracle you made it close enough, AND got through the fur, the bear would still have plenty of time to kill us before it bled out.

You guess you can't read the note, it's too risky.  You are about to back off slowly when *BANG* a gunshot rings through the air.  It connects with the bear right into the closed eye socket.  The bear jumps up quickly, but then slumps over, dead.

"Good shot I might say."  Says a voice nearby.  You turn to look.

A man in "safari" clothes, if that's the word, comes out from behind a thick shrub nearby.  He isn't suprised by your presence, you don't even think he notices you.  As he walks to the now dead bear, you shout out some greeting to him, "Hey you!"  You say.  He finally notices you.

"Oh, you must be the new one." He says softly.

"New what?"  You respond in surprise.

"Nevermind."  He keeps walking ahead and reaches the bear, cautiously he approaches just in case.  He looks like he's been doing this his whole life.

You approach him and say, "Why am I here?!"

The man glances away for a minute,  "I can't tell you."

"Why not!?"  You don't want to be here any longer.

"Sorry, I need to go, bye now."  He glances at his prize, thinks twice and runs off to the west.  Boy he's fast.

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TURN 11:

VIEW
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....... ║███║..
....".. ***█║..
..║██....B.║███
........╚══**..
U......@.....═╝
.".............
.............".
...............
...".........."
...............
...............
..."...........

LoS: 7 tiles


INVENTORY

a - switch-blade knife (right pants pocket)

EQUIP

f - white t-shirt
h - blue jeans
u - underwear

BODY

Your feet are getting hardened from all this barefoot walking.

Quite thirsty.

A little hungry.

SKILL

You can gather a little well now.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SURVIVE
« on: August 29, 2009, 10:26:48 pm »
Slowly creep up to bear and stab its spinal cord, or jugular.

:-D

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