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No deal! You're a madman that can't be reasoned with!

It's time to carpet bomb Rhode Island.

[Reference to Deal or No Deal show.]

Why Rhode Island?  IT'S BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVORITE STATE ISN'T IT?!?!

Quote from: ToonyMan on August 07, 2009, 12:28:39 pm

Right now we are 4/9279=

4.3108093544562991701691992671624e-4 percent of the forum, we must spread further!

Nope. That's 4.31 * 10^-4 times the number of people in the forum. So 4.31 * 10^-2 percent.

Gotcha.  It's still a puny number.  WE MUST GROW BIGGER.  BARBAR THE SEAL GOD WHERE ARE YOU?!?

This spinning Godots are going to spread like the plague, aren't they?  Now to wait and see who is the next to fall to it.

BARBAR THE SEAL GOD WILL OR SUFFER THE CONSCIENCE.

I was talking about you Alexhans, not about me.  You're saying you are bashing me because of how I acted?  That's uncool.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN.



EDIT:

My list of minions:

sonerohi
IndonesiaWarMinister
Darkone


Go forth and wreck havoc!




EDIT AGAIN:



Right now we are 4/9279=

4.3108093544562991701691992671624e-4 percent of the forum, we must spread further!

FoS Jim Groovester, Vector, dakarian, and webadict for voting Org.  You basically bandwagoned the poor fellow.  Although I admit he wasn't helping us much.

So BloodBeard was a townie?

Watch out!  I'm betting 90% of worlds genned in the next release will have the civilizations timeline being like this:

The Beginning: Sites will take over land nearby that fits their criteria.  Lots of minor powers.

The Conflict:  Civilizations will fight over territory that overlaps.

The Resolution:  One side will win an take over.  About 3 or 4 major powers will be left be then.

The Peace:  The remaining civilizations will not fight with each other and live in peace.

The Boom:  Populations in the 3 remaining major powers will explode with the lack of deaths.  Food will be up too.

The FAT:  Populations will begin to grow fat from all the food they have and less work.

The Decline:  Reproduction will go down from all the ugly people.

The End:  The remaining fat dwarves, elves, humans, etc. will die off and all sentient creatures will have vanished.

Again we come back, again again again.  This time with mega busters!  HAHAH.  For sure there will be more balancing and the game will play longer (less deaths).  I'm making sure to test all, and test all again.  This time, there will be no trouble with parachutes, no birds with one phone, and no woodchuck will say hi.  I cannot say if there will be fatal decisions though.  Let there be...




Players:

Rysith the Reluctant - Generic Mafia Killer - M
SHAD0Wdump the Synergy - Good Guy!?! - M
Mr.Person the Maneater - TF2 Medic - T
inaluct the Insane - Backwards Man - T
Pandarsenic the PLEASE FORGIVEN ME - Completely Normal Guy - T
overlordFT the Obtuse - Over Happy Telemarketer - T
Xegeth the X-ray? - Phoenix Wright - T
Archangel the Activeperson - Nervous Runt - T
Little the Lukewarm - Penguin - T
Cheeetar the Cunning - Crazy Guy With Gun - T
Frelock the Freedomfighter - Abraham Lincoln - T
Diakron the Dilbert - Ticking (Vote) Bomb - M
eduren the Eager - Sight Seer - T




Roles will be hidden until the end of game like usual, being killed results in an alignment flip and what the name of their role was.

There is double lynching.


PRO-TOWN:

You can protect someone during the night, if they are targeted then they don't die, you don't either.  You will realize who attacked you both, but your friend won't, that is, if they are actually there when they attack.  Pro-Town.

Boy, did you get a bad role, well maybe.  Your vote is -1.  Pro-Town.  Don't worry, atleast you know everyone else has awesome roles.   Hah!  It's like you're the negative voter again, weird.  Mine was first though!  I wouldn't do a copy!

Wow, you drew the shortend of the stick.  You're the only sane person in this game.  Pro-Town of course.  You have no special moves or falcon punches.

Your vote counts as two, but the second one is invisible.  Pro-Town.

Since you're Phoenix Wright the OBJECTION! master you can block any day-time lynches, except your own.  Because the miracle never happen.  Pro-Town.  The person who blocked it (you) however is completely shown, must say their role and abilties, and could be targeted by scum.  You cannot quote my PM though, ever!

You can't speak straight because you are so nervous.  You cannot role-claim, whenever you do it comes out as a jarbled mess.  Let's hope nobody asks you...THIS MEANS PM's TOO.  Pro-Town.

Ahh, you're a cute and cuddlely penguin!  You have to quack like a duck in every post atleast three times.  Times are rough for you buddy.  You're most likely going to be lynched because other people are jerks to penguins.  Pro-Town.  If you don't quack, well let's just say you won't live during the night phase...

You keep to yourself, you have a gun.  Anybody that targets you during the night will be killed, if it was a pro-mafia you will be killed as well.  Pro-Town.  You are one of the more boring roles.  Imagine you're some fat guy with a tank-top and own alot of guns.

You can scare off human players from attacking you.  Pro-Town.  This doesn't work on any other beings though.

You have the mystic powers of being able to identify someones alignment each night.  A very powerful one indeed.  Pro-Town.  Far-range.

PRO-MAFIA:

You can kill one guy each night, yah!  I need one of you guys to fill out my thing.  Pro-Mafia.  Away with you now!  Just imagine yourself as some cool guy in a black suit with shades.

You appear as a kitten loven person, but you are really a wicked guy.  All role-checks and what not will make you appear as a Pro-Town, good for back-stabbing, am I right?  Pro-Mafia.

You're a ticking bomb!  If you get voted to be lynched during the day the first person to vote for you will be blown to pieces with you.  Also, if you are targeted during the night you will die along with the attacker.  Pro-Mafia.  I wouldn't use this early in the game...

YEAH.  I TOLD YOU SO.   



EDIT:  Yes, capping is good.