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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The goblin Genocide: a community adventure mode adventure!(sign ups closed)
« on: December 07, 2008, 08:47:25 pm »
You can always just cheat a little. *wink* *wink*
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29507
DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The goblin Genocide: a community adventure mode adventure!(sign ups closed)
« on: December 07, 2008, 07:51:14 pm »
Sometimes people don't join you because they are a higher level or something, what I do is "prove" myself by doing a quest, but that's annoying. Don't know what to tell you.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: DeathQuest: Tale of the Survivors
« on: December 05, 2008, 02:23:02 pm »
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12th Galena, 207, Late-Summer:
Metalcrafter went bonkers today, in our noble's tombs I might add.
LATER.......
Great. He shoved a metalsmith out of his workshop right before he was done with the other silver coffin.
He better finish what the other started, or better yet, make some pig iron so that my countess, count consort, and my Mayor are all freakin happy. Come here already cavarns!
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12th Galena, 207, Late-Summer:
Metalcrafter went bonkers today, in our noble's tombs I might add.
LATER.......
Great. He shoved a metalsmith out of his workshop right before he was done with the other silver coffin.
He better finish what the other started, or better yet, make some pig iron so that my countess, count consort, and my Mayor are all freakin happy. Come here already cavarns!
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: DeathQuest: Tale of the Survivors
« on: December 05, 2008, 01:29:03 pm »
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20th Malachite, 207, Mid-Summer:
Some of us think it's ok to take a break outside. However, we should not be outside because of all the dangers!
Seriously, why do you think the Humans didn't come this year? That's another thing, where are they? I bet that orc siege murdered all of them.......why couldn't they have done it when the Humans got here? Pfft.
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20th Malachite, 207, Mid-Summer:
Some of us think it's ok to take a break outside. However, we should not be outside because of all the dangers!
Seriously, why do you think the Humans didn't come this year? That's another thing, where are they? I bet that orc siege murdered all of them.......why couldn't they have done it when the Humans got here? Pfft.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: DeathQuest: Tale of the Survivors
« on: December 05, 2008, 10:53:44 am »
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8th Malachite, 207, Mid-Summer:
We are going to start up a little "tournament" for our military. Starting with 5 orc wrestlers, then maybe 10 then add in 5 spear orcs and so on as they progress in level.
Fighting them all at once is out of the question.
We did some work outside too, knowing that we won't get attacked until Autumn, which seems so far away.
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8th Malachite, 207, Mid-Summer:
We are going to start up a little "tournament" for our military. Starting with 5 orc wrestlers, then maybe 10 then add in 5 spear orcs and so on as they progress in level.
Fighting them all at once is out of the question.
We did some work outside too, knowing that we won't get attacked until Autumn, which seems so far away.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The goblin Genocide: a community adventure mode adventure!
« on: December 05, 2008, 10:52:02 am »
Memory Harddrive of 'The Tooninator'
I have come back in time successfully, finding tracks of Dragooble...
There has been a problem when I came back, body is....human, most likely a side effect of traveling too far back in time. The Great Dragooble VII's great great great great great grandson must survive for our conquer of the goblins which leads to peace.
If I do not succeed, then I will disappear as well as everybody else. There was a goblin that sneaked away after grandson Dragooble and his party wiped the goblins out, he somehow found a time machine and now knows how to kill grandson Dragooble, he is not aware however and this is why I'm here..
[SIGN OUT]
I have come back in time successfully, finding tracks of Dragooble...
There has been a problem when I came back, body is....human, most likely a side effect of traveling too far back in time. The Great Dragooble VII's great great great great great grandson must survive for our conquer of the goblins which leads to peace.
If I do not succeed, then I will disappear as well as everybody else. There was a goblin that sneaked away after grandson Dragooble and his party wiped the goblins out, he somehow found a time machine and now knows how to kill grandson Dragooble, he is not aware however and this is why I'm here..
[SIGN OUT]
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DF General Discussion / Re: This game is huge
« on: December 05, 2008, 09:22:48 am »
Anything that looks even moderatly hard will draw off millions of sales.
'Tis true, but sad truth.
'Tis true, but sad truth.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: DeathQuest: Tale of the Survivors
« on: December 05, 2008, 07:17:20 am »
That guard was killed when he ran over a weapon trap, got both his arms and one leg mangled. He then ran back onto the weapon trap and got is head broken and his left arm sliced off. Finally, he ran forward and again he got hit by the weapon trap and died.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your first reaction to DF
« on: December 05, 2008, 07:10:53 am »
Which issue! I want to check, I have a bunch of PC powerplay magazines I don't read. 
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The goblin Genocide: a community adventure mode adventure!
« on: December 04, 2008, 09:47:08 pm »
I don't know any LL creatures, give me a good old robot dwarf (or just dwarf) with his 10 12? gauge shotgun of death that he can swing with one hand then reload and cut his arm skin off and get mad when someone breaks his sunglasses and say "I'll be back" which is funny because he only says that like once in each movie I don't know why it's so popular and make sure he is wearing all leather if you can and and and uhhhh call him 'The Tooninator" dont forget ok good night.
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DF General Discussion / Re: This game is huge
« on: December 04, 2008, 09:19:22 pm »
Try staring a 2x2 fortress with one corner having a river, one with a magma pipe, one with a mountain, and the last one with woods. It's a good start that can be alot of fun for slow computers too. The creatures in the magma are dangerous though, so look out.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your first reaction to DF
« on: December 04, 2008, 09:08:31 pm »
Which issue! I want to check, I have a bunch of Game Informers I don't read.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: DeathQuest: Tale of the Survivors
« on: December 04, 2008, 09:06:09 pm »
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7th Hematite, 207, Early-Summer:
Our tub is starting to fill again, it's has almost been a year. the event must of been so spectacular that a cheese maker had a girl!
The babies name is Tintreaties..
Oh why I hate nobles, I dug out 5 rooms and a huge dining hall for them and what do I get? Not even a good job, complete ignorance. This is something I have a problem with, if only this tub went into their rooms by accident while they slept.
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10th Hematite, 207, Early-Summer:
They have come.
Again, I'm not worried much, I don't how many there's, but our defense has taken a beating and been fine.
LATER......
Hahahah!! They only brought three squads! Success is going to be even easier then I thought.
(300th picture!)
15 Orc Wrestlers
8 Orc Bowman
1 Stupid Naked Guard
12 Orc Spearman
9 Orc Axeman
1 Orc Mace Lord
TOTAL: 48?
Our guards burst out laughing when they saw a naked orc running at us.
"They truly are stupid"
No movie, because it's not that exciting.
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14th Hematite, 207, Early-Summer:
"They keep running back and forth into the weapon trap! Hahah!"
"Wait, they're going through the cage traps single file! We need to prepare."
LATER.............
We won, again.
The third squad didn't even show their faces, the one with the Mace Lord. Maybe they realized that we can take them easily. I don't think the next one will be as easy.
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7th Hematite, 207, Early-Summer:
Our tub is starting to fill again, it's has almost been a year. the event must of been so spectacular that a cheese maker had a girl!
The babies name is Tintreaties..
Oh why I hate nobles, I dug out 5 rooms and a huge dining hall for them and what do I get? Not even a good job, complete ignorance. This is something I have a problem with, if only this tub went into their rooms by accident while they slept.
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10th Hematite, 207, Early-Summer:
They have come.
Again, I'm not worried much, I don't how many there's, but our defense has taken a beating and been fine.
LATER......
Hahahah!! They only brought three squads! Success is going to be even easier then I thought.
(300th picture!)15 Orc Wrestlers
8 Orc Bowman
1 Stupid Naked Guard
12 Orc Spearman
9 Orc Axeman
1 Orc Mace Lord
TOTAL: 48?
Our guards burst out laughing when they saw a naked orc running at us.
"They truly are stupid"
No movie, because it's not that exciting.
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14th Hematite, 207, Early-Summer:
"They keep running back and forth into the weapon trap! Hahah!"
"Wait, they're going through the cage traps single file! We need to prepare."
LATER.............
We won, again.
The third squad didn't even show their faces, the one with the Mace Lord. Maybe they realized that we can take them easily. I don't think the next one will be as easy.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The goblin Genocide: a community adventure mode adventure!
« on: December 04, 2008, 08:58:09 pm »
Name: The Tooninator
Profession: Marksdwarf/Armor/Shield/Wrestling/Swimmer (priority in that order)
BackStory: I am a wannabe Terminator and must say a one liner whenever I kill a goblin. My mission is to protect you.
Edit: Actually, call me 'The Terminator' it sounds better than my name.
Double Edit: I MUST CALL HIM THE TOONINATOR!!!!!
Profession: Marksdwarf/Armor/Shield/Wrestling/Swimmer (priority in that order)
BackStory: I am a wannabe Terminator and must say a one liner whenever I kill a goblin. My mission is to protect you.
Edit: Actually, call me 'The Terminator' it sounds better than my name.
Double Edit: I MUST CALL HIM THE TOONINATOR!!!!!
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: DeathQuest: Tale of the Survivors
« on: December 04, 2008, 06:26:34 pm »
No, SteelAge was my first succesful fort, it's in my sig. I did the same thing in SteelAge with the statues everywhere and yaddha yaddha.