ToonyMan:
Stay calm. Stay calm. Stay calm. Things are not going well.
You're an experienced member of the murderous mafia, and you've earned your pay performing extreme infiltration missions. Things have just gotten... excessive, at this point, though. It's in the running for second worst mission of all time.
See, your cover this time is pretending to be an FBI agent. Your assigned partner, LuckyOwl, is driving you crazy. Why won't he just shut up?!
That's it, you're killing him first.
On top of that, your team leader, 4maskwolf, was attacked by a crazed cosplayer, and you were forced to drop him and his unfortunately encrypted secret data books off at a secure safehouse. It looks like he's forced to be a spectator in this mission, which is a shame because you need all the manpower you can get.
Fortunately you still have your fellow mafia partners, juicebox and notquitethere. Who ought to offer... some support. You don't quite understand why juicebox is lugging that giant, torn backpack around, and notquitethere is basically a mad monk...
Oh fuck, you're doomed.
As mafia, you will win once your membership count is greater than or equal to the number of other players in the game, at least one of you is still alive, and it is not possible for you to be opposed.
Redirector FBI Agent (mafia)
(Auto) Taskforce: You have access to a private quicktopic with a second player who also has an FBI Agent type role. While you are alive you may chat with them in it, but only during the Night. It is confirmed to the both of you that nobody in that quicktopic has the serial killer alignment.
(Night) Redirecting FBI Inspect [target1] [target2]: You change your first target’s action target to their second target if they are performing one single target action only. Additionally you learn whether your second target is serial killer aligned or not.
As a mafia member, you're equipped with a fancy schmancy quantum entanglement earpiece to give you access to the private mafiachat, which you may chat in at any time. Some much more old-fashioned portable radios will let you chat with your not-mafia FBI partner Luckyowl during the Night only in a private radio communication channel. It would probably be a very bad idea to get these mixed up.
Night 1
ToonyMan:
Getting people to go places they don't intend to is a very simple subject with many different applications. You change some signs around, redecorate areas of the mansion, and basically just make TricMagic go awry.
And a mysterious stranger gave you a hot dog. You stare at it suspiciously.
While you're at it, you check hector13 for evidence of being a disorganized murderer (organized murder is an entirely different subject you're very experienced in) and find none.
You successfully performed your action, redirecting TricMagic to hector13. Hector13 is not a serial killer. You received a hot dog.
Night 2
ToonyMan:
You set about the task of making sure that Secretdorf will get... misdirected, to webadict.
Changed direction-signs, rearranging decorations... your manipulations will ensure their destination is twisted.
Along the way, you stop to make sure that you can check webadict for signs of being a serial killer.
There are none, however.
When you arrive back at your room, there are two hot dogs waiting in cardboard cartons on your pillow. Is this revenge for not eating the first one?
Action successful. Webadict is not a serial killer. You received two hot dogs!
Night 3
ToonyMan:
You opt to stay in your room and catch up on sleep tonight. And try to suppress the anger inside.
Uneventful night.
Night 4
ToonyMan:
Your last gambit. It's time for TricMagic to die. This death mission can't last much longer. You must come out on top.
You spot him, and smirk as you unload your pistol into him. Then your backup weapon. Perhaps overkill, but you'd like to be judicious. Either way, there's no way he survived that.
You head back to your room, only to pause as you notice something moving in the dark. You're probably just being jumpy, you think - just before something splashes on your face. You feel sick, like your body is failing. In moments, you're coughing up blood. Why? You wonder.
You were so close
You successfully mafiakilled TricMagic. Unfortunately, you have been poisoned. You will die at the end of Day 5, after the lynch.
Luckyowl:
Doesn't read the thread before posting. Self-votes as town. Has never been mafia. They are going to truly crash and burn as scum unless they stop acting like an insane person. Was only kept alive through the actions of mafia. Did not pursue suspicions unless they had a clear inspect result.
Reading Comprehension - Nonexistent
Clout - None
Final Grade - Coin
1/10
Webadict:
Bluffing their town power was important to their success. Most of their cases were correct, they were only truly wrong about ToonyMan. Their case on NQT was strong. Overall solid play. Was a part of almost every lynch.
Reading Comprehension - Good
Clout - Very Good
Final Grade - Hotdog
8/10
Toaster:
Fingered every scum player by the end of Day 1. Was only wrong about Hector. MVP town player. Was killed by mafia second because killing them first would have been too obvious a message.
Reading Comprehension - Very Good
Clout - Good
Final Grade - Angry Ghost
9/10
juicebox:
Needed to post more. Had a powerful ability that couldn't be utilized fully. Was at least supportive of the bus and the self quickhammer was a good play.
Reading Comprehension - Okay
Clout - None
Final Grade - Six-Post Juice
4/10
TricMagic:
Did not have convincing cases on anybody. Had correct suspicions of Secretdorf, but other cases were off the mark. Overall good play with very unlucky circumstances that stopped them from inspecting anybody.
Reading Comprehension - Okay
Clout - Okay
Final Grade - Miller
6/10
Secretdorf:
Somehow got away with claiming survivor. Bandwagoned every lynch, was a part of every single lynch. Had no end-game strategy and died for it. Even if Secret poisoned town instead there was no way they'd beat the mafia.
Reading Comprehension - Okay
Clout - Okay
Final Grade - Day 4 Survivor
6/10
Vector:
Similar to Webadict except they were a prime Day 1 kill target.
Reading Comprehension - Good
Clout - Good
Final Grade - I Am Distressed That I Am Dead
8/10
notquitethere:
Got POE'd on Day 4 after lynching Hector due to the nature of this game. Probably weren't proactive enough to seem town?
Reading Comprehension - Good
Clout - Good
Final Grade - Existence Is Suffering
7/10
Caz:
Case against Secretdorf was good, but no strong mafia cases. Needed to claim they were doctor when on the chopping block.
Reading Comprehension - Good
Clout - Okay
Final Grade - Undeniable SK
5/10
ToonyMan:
Should have suspected Secretdorf more. Bussed their entire team, but at the cost of having no protection against a very real SK. Was a part of every single lynch. Was the first or early vote on every lynch.
Reading Comprehension - Good
Clout - Very Good
Final Grade - Coffee
9/10
hector13:
Questionable Day 1 play. Didn't have any correct cases besides on NQT. Almost saved Toaster on Night 2. Couldn't prevent their mislynch on Day 3 due to sheer force against them.
Reading Comprehension - Okay
Clout - ...
Final Grade - Not Jim
4/10
SHAD0Wdump:
Similar to Hector. Almost caused a huge disaster on Day 1. Kept switching between Webadict being mafia or town without figuring out why. Was suspicious of me but had no convincing case.
Reading Comprehension - Okay
Clout - ...
Final Grade - MafiaAlly
4/10
The survivor claim would explain Secredorf's actions in chat.
An amazing (unintentional?) slip that implicated Juicebox with Secretdorf. Should have pursued this.
Yes, yes, he's a 'fruit vendor'. You ever hear of the fucking witch in storybooks giving out poisoned apples? No?
I'm thinking web is SK, and he gave hot-dogs to people but couldn't kill anyone. But hotdog vendor SK sounds unlikely. Who does everyone think is SK?
And thus the doubts of "SK hotdog vendor" were born.
Perfect, then I know exactly what you did last Night, Toony. Which should confirm that ToonyMan is Town.
100% Confirmed Town.
If Toony is mafia I'll eat my hat.
Better get eating, Vector.
WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING
Toony I'm never trusting your affable demeanor again :I
Apparently I'm relaxed and aloof as mafia. Should do that more as town.
I suspect, ToonyMan, TricMagic, and Webadict to be the scum team. Meaning, only me, NQT, and SD is town. Our vote will tie. So I'm basically done with this game. All I ask to not make this too long.
Luckyowl
It's over. Town has lost.
Lucky casts self-destruct.
