It's always a good sign when the game recommends you keep the game actually functioning.
I abuse women.
DIE THE DEATH?
It's really wacky because there's a lot of chefs.
Use NVL text if you're going for creative writing.
We're all in this together.
SIGHYes, yes she is.
FUCKING SADLY
There we go. NVL text. Too bad it looks ugly without a nice border thing.
I am smug as fuck. Make me buy things for you with my rich cash dope yo
FUCK YOU AND YOUR HAREMS YEAHHAHAAAAAAA
Miki has the best faces.
Dai dasshu?
Ah there we go--wait no they just skipped the scene.
It's not as fun as it looks. :\
EEEEEH?! I'M SUDDENLY A THUG VOICE IT'S WACKY
also face
I just took this to show off the casual ahem casual clothes.
Figures I didn't eat all day when I read this scene.
Choose your heroine?!
(they're all terrible, we'll get to that)
Ehehe..ehehe
What do you mean an actually entertaining scene?!
(Takahashi's theme is the best)
We don't actually have artistic talent.
...many worlds theory?! This isn't a KID game GET OUT OF HERE
(at least there's legitimate reasoning for...later stuff)
I'm just showing off at this point.
Getting kind of crowded man...
Wouldn't want Saga* to sue us.
Yeah that's exactly what this wasn't, Takeru.
Absolutely horrendous. There are no words. Boring and painful at the same time.
Takahashi's theme was awesome. Some lines made me chuckle. That's it. They're the only good things I could say.
Takeru is a jerk but he wasn't a big enough jerk for it to matter and he just got confused a lot like me.
Meiya is smug and rich as fuck. She acts aloof and clueless because she's so well off and near the end starts to angst about not being able to connect with "commoners". She sounds like Toko from Kara no Shoujo, not a good thing. I needn't say anything else.
Sumika is your fucking typical childhood friend and she sounds like You from Ever17. Better than Meiya by a little bit? Still terrible and unfunny. Also the girl we hit the most. Rock on Takeru.
Chiziru is your class rep. And she's well...uptight and completely flat. Gets "drama" in a terrible laccrose arc with Ayamine but it doesn't fucking matter she acts exactly the same afterwards.
Ayamine is your quiet slacker. And she's well...lazy and completely flat. Gets "drama" in a terrible laccrose arc with Chizuru but it doesn't fucking matter she acts exactly the same afterwards.
Miki is the cat girl with absolutely nothing else to say about her beyond funny faces. Hangs around with
Chi I mean Ayamine.
Mikoto is kind of funny and he's probably a girl. Yay.
Tsukuyomi is mediocre, she's Meiya's head maid and there's nothing really to say. Way to go. Has a thing for Mikoto.
The three maids under Tsukuyomi are
FUCKING TERRIBLE. And well that's about it. I didn't like a single thing about them. Impressive.
Yuuko ties with worst character along with Meiya I think. Completely unlikable, no redeeming qualities. They're the only person working on the many worlds thing though.
Marimo I think? The other teacher. I don't remember anything she did mattering except she's crazy as fuck when drunk, how wacky. Good thing you let her drink a lot of alcohol Yuuko that was totally genius of you because you are a genius.
I saved Takahashi for last because he's the best character. He could easily be in a good game and fit in. His theme was the best too. Ah memories...
I can split this into three main parts.
Beginning stuff - everybody is introduced and it's really wacky. also still very bad
Laccrose arc - Chizuru and Ayamine get character development?! no they don't. Also has the most Washigami or whatever her name was. Definitely the best girl.
Ending drama shit - starts getting more dramatic, deals with Meiya and Sumika. Nobody cares. There's a plot twist but it's so bad compared to even Sharin no Kuni's, which was decent at least.
