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I'm the King of the Pirates.

NQT think big. NQT no be able to wear hats with head so big

So what, this comes down to who the real Fruitfucker is when not even the player themselves know? Awesome.

I mean, it was obviously FoU and Web. I don't know why these games exist the previous one was just as broken and I cared just as much.

Hold up, I might have posted this morning with a fuzzy recollection. OK unvote, it looks like I totally misread Tric's reply in our co-worker chat (sent late night NQT-time) and that is confirmed to be how it works.

I should always re-read things in the morning... this is like a lesser version of that robot pirate catgirl misreading incident all over again. I just get into a manic posting frenzy sometimes and need to slow my roll.

Web's right, we're co-workers. That comes from my role. I'm also the poisoner and the governor, so I can't be the jester or King. Your move Fluffe.

When you get up in morning sometimes you don't get much sleep. You go to take a shower and you're still wearing underwear, then when you finish you forgot to get a towel and have to go outside of the bathroom wet and naked only for your cat to try to murder you by walking between your legs.

After drying off, you put on your clothes. You want to put your pants on while standing, but you can't balance on one leg so you end hopping like a pogo stick until you land on your bed. You put your shirt on backwards and don't notice.

You spend 20 minutes looking for your Car Keys because you don't put them in the same place when you get home. After leaving you remember about halfway to work that you forgot your company badge, but decide you'll handle the embarrassment by having your coworkers let you inside the building. You also remember you didn't brush your teeth. You breathe out inside your shirt and it smells like you're The Grinch. Oh well.

When you arrive at work you are late, misdressed, unprepared, stressed, and smelly. You are also forgetful and don't think things through before taking action because the parking lot is empty and it is the weekend.

Zemaj + Fallacy are the scum team.

I feel like that was suppose to be true, but wasn't.

Based on my role PM I received the Lazy, Strengthener, and Virgin roles. I am Town.

pff

Wait I don't think that my list logic even worked since mafia only needed a single mislynch (after the initial one) to win the game if I'm reading the thread right. I guess I didn't count correctly being filled with nyquil. I think the chances of me listing zemaj, FoU, Jim, Irony in that order after realizing the correct mislynch math is really slim though. I would be more likely to list it as zemaj, FoU, Irony, Jim if I had to so I don't think it ended up mattering.