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...everyone in the last chapter is so emotional! Blehhhh.
Also, what is that image from?

"What classes are you having today?"
"Math, I'm actually looking forward to what the professor said she was teaching tod-"
"don't lie to yourself about math, you are not very good at it and should study hard to make sure you don't fail. You always lie to yourself about these things and should have a solid grip on reality here."
 Thanks dad. No way your motivational speech could have the opposite of the intended effect.

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Max White, as he called himself on the Internet, sat in front of his computer. He had just made a facetious post on the MSPaintAdventures thread on the Bay12Games forum. He had recently discovered MSPA and its current adventure, Homestuck, and was a quick fan.
As he sat tapping his desk waiting for a response he looked outside. There was a world out there, and it was beautiful. Max White decided he had better things to do than wait to hear back from random people on the Internet and went outside for the first time in a week.
He came back inside in thirty seconds to check on his post. Such was his addiction.

Quote from: freeformschooler on October 10, 2011, 07:29:22 am

Spoiler: All of it? Really? (click to show/hide)

Jim Groovester sat at his desk. He knew what had to be done. Max White, that dastardly Internet outlaw, had just posted about the horrible thought of forumgoer fanfic.

He couldn't let this one slide.

Jim's magic fingers made a sound like thunder when they hit the keyboard. Lo and behold, mere minutes later, a fanfiction about the outlaw had appeared on his screen. It was beautiful. His love letter to the dastardly, scheming Max White. But Max White couldn't know that.

Groovester reconsidered the situation. He could not let Max know of these illicit affections. He added more words, and voila, the fanfiction was perfect: A satire of Max and his reluctance to leave the house! Oh, glorious. Max would certainly hate it. Just like Groovester hated Max.

A single manly tear ran down Jim Groovester's perfect, manly face.

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FreeformSchooler sat at he's terminal, connected to more members of the same species then he could begin to dream of, but none were good enough for him, none, but Jim. Oh how he lusted after Jim's strong chin and shiny forehead. He's blunt nature and sharp tongue. It send shivers down freeform's spine.
Like a pianist composing he's greatest work, he's fingers scurried across he's keyboard, crafting a tapestry of wonders that he prayed would be the silver bullet into Jim's iron heart. It needed to be sarcastic, just enough to out do Jim at he's own game, and maybe win over he's attention, and one day he's affection.
Soon, he's great work was ready to submit to the world wide web, and Jim would know that freeform was always thinking of him, deep down. But wait, was it enough? Could these few lines tame such a lion? No, for Jim there were no limits.
He opened MSPaint and began to sketch an image in Jim's glory, surly such a gift of love would be clear, and bring them together.

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Back at the computer after 30 seconds, Max White saw Jim's condescending response and the following string of comments.  Unable to cope without replying as fast as he could, Mr. White continued this inane fanfiction that Toony enjoyed heartily. 
"This was a fitting way to reach the 2,000 page mark." he said (ORIGINAL POSTS PER PAGE DO NOT STEAL)
Max ignored how he was able to hear such things and started typing his response to support Freeform and fight back against the Groovester menace.  He wasn't able to draw anything like Freeform so he PM'd Toony for assistance on the matter.
"Toony help me draw Jim riding a dragon."

And it was so