Dad's don't like having their authority questioned by their kids, even if at times it's a pretty rational comparison of what's fair and what's not. Do as I say not as I do, and all that.
Well, thanks in part to my family being completely dysfunctional the family relationships seem to be like this.
Dad (don't live with) - I'm so proud of you that you're getting educated and aren't doing anything bad so I'm just gonna smoke marijuana in front of you and smoke tobacco and drink but that's okay because I know you're a better person than I.
Stepdad - I don't do anything for you yet you're doing so great in everything. I'm just happy to have you as my 'son' so I'm gonna go smoke weed in the garage now and also smoke like 2 packs of cigarettes a day but I don't drink but I'm gonna wake you up at night/this morning because I'm gonna argue with your Mom.
Mom - I'm proud of you but I am totally obsessive and miserable so I have panic attacks and take painkillers (that are ontop of the refrigerator I'm not stupid Mom) but don't do that you're a better person than I. Also you have something in your nose let me attack you with my fingers.
Brother - Hey.
Sister - Brother!
Grandmother - You're living in my house but you're probably the best person here. I'll drive you to campus sometimes if you want ahahaha also I don't do anything bad for me woah let's have dinner.
Man I've had dinner with my Grandma so much.

I wish my parents were people I can actually look up to. None of them have much of an education or career so I'm pretty much doing this alone. My Grandma's late husband did Electrical Engineering but he's not here anymore.
:\ damn family
Maybe having such reckless parents isn't such a good thing. Sure, you never get any chores and they basically don't care what the hell you're doing, but...they'll go out at all day sometimes and won't get home until 2am-6am and they don't have any real jobs. The only real way they help me is that they drive me to school. They didn't pay anything for college either because they literally can't and they can't get a loan for me because their credit sucks so thankfully I have all the grants and scholarships. All of them.
Plus they fight all the time. I don't even need to set my alarm clock they woke me up this morning as well...