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Be mine.
Magic semeeeen.
NOT INNOCENT
Forest battle.
Tohsaka noooooo
Hell yeah.
Current EventsMan today was crazy. I wandered around the house in the morning while everybody was sleeping and ran into Archer. We talked a bit and he gives me some advice yadda yadda. I walk around outside thinking what I can do about Saber and stumble into the park. There of course I stumble upon Ilyaviel who talks to me a bit and then binds me with some spell and I lost consciousnesses.
I wake up to find myself in Ilya's mansion deep in the woods and Ilya wants me to be hers, she also mentions she killed Shinji since I didn't have the guts too. Poor Shinji. :\ Anyway, of course I refuse and Ilya says she's going to go kill Rin and Saber with Berserker at my house, oh no. When Ilya leaves I free myself from my bindings but then hear footsteps coming my way so I hide under the covers of a bed I see...unsurprisingly Saber spots me and I enjoy myself being embarrassed. Tohsaka and Archer come in right after, apparently they came to save me and were waiting for Ilya to leave. As we make our sneaky escape we run into Ilya.
After feeling pointless Ilya sics Berserker on us and Archer decides to be the sacrifice and attacks Berserker as the three of us run into the woods. After running for an hour we finally find some ruins to hide in for a bit, since Saber is probably going to disappear any minute now. Tohsaka senses that Archer has been killed fighting Berserker but she kinda knew this would happen, not that it lessens the guilt any. After some discussion we determine the only way to save Saber is if Shirou's magical semen makes her all better.
cough
After that fiasco we see an interlude where Ilya is pissed at Berserker for dying six times while fighting Archer. She waits for him to heal and then comes into the forest after us. Shinji. ;_;
Anyway, after some more battle plans Shirou and Saber confront Ilya in the woods. Tohsaka is hiding in a tree up above. Saber and Berserker exchange blows and Saber finally knocks an opening for Tohsaka to take, which she does. Only for it be ineffective and she's grabbed. Although surprisingly that was part of her plan and she blows Berserker's face up, making him die again. Although he has like twelve lives so he starts crushing Tohsaka. In a rage Shirou swings his bow at Berserker's back, only to be swatted away like a toothpick. In some divine intervention probably from Archer's words at night Shirou performs some projection magic and creates Caliburn, the sword in the stone. He suddenly slices the arm holding Tohsaka before Berserker starts slicing at him, at which point Saber grabs the sword as well and the two slice Berserker beautifully, killing him seven fold. Since Berserker is out of lives he slowly crumbles to dust as he says his first words, his dying words.
Ilya is dumbstruck and falls over gurgling, Shirou is about to pass out at anytime with every broken bone ever, Saber is exhausted, and Tohsaka is smashed up too. I guess at this point everybody goes back home since the day clicks here. I don't know what happens to Ilya yet or anything. It just ends here for today.
CharactersMastersShirouBroken to hell again, did some awesome magic.
TohsakaActually did some good fighting, but lost Archer.
ShinjiProbably dead thanks to Ilya. ;_;
IlyaLost Berserker, is a crying mess currently. I get to see her casual outfit for the first time and she really really wants Shirou as a Servant.
Crazy white hair dude with red eyesEm.
ClassmatesIsseiApples! Haven't seen him since then.
Sakura Kidnapped maybe? Probably doesn't know that Shinji is dead either. :\
Fuji-NeeHospitaaaal
Don't have comments on any other classmates or teachers. Nothing notable at least.
ServantsArcherTohsaka says he's dead.
LancerThis guy has been gone for awhile.
SaberRuns on magical semen, that's all you need to know.
BerserkerDead.
RiderYeah you're dead.
AssassinI do nothing!
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