Well, I'll take it. Hmm. Nice charisma. Everything else is kinda generic. Bards are stupid, and I don't wanna play a paladin, especially not with these physical stats. Meh wisdom, but the hell with it. Is it okay if I play a goblin cleric?
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Goblin racial features: +2 dex, -2 str, -2 cha. +4 move silently and ride, small so that's +1 AC, +1 to hit and +4 on hide checks. Base land speed of 30ft, and 60ft of darkvision.
The sphere's I'd pick as a cleric would be Healing and Protection. The idea behind the character is that he picked up the religeon from newly conquered humans and found it to be to his liking. A slightly pacifistic chap who wants to do good in the world and spread the word of happy-sunshine-god +3.
The reason I want to play a goblin is twofold: One, goblins seem to be the lowest common denominator. There are enough of them out there that they managed to take over the world. Therefore, there are certainly going to be characters like the one I described above, right? Second, Goblins, especially with a 15 cha, should be able to smooth things over with the locals more, so it would be, er, easier on the party.