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« on: August 16, 2020, 04:01:17 am »
Ah the Roundworld series, subdivided as it is into several themes. The necromancer who can't raise the dead because the biggest secret of life and death squeezed out all the other spells, who is followed around by a chest of the finest craftdwarfship decorated with animated feet of its defeated foes. The city watch, including the sheriff who marries a dragon trainer, a dwarf who thinks he's a human who is actually the king, a dwarf who cross dresses as an elf, and a troll hammerer. The three female necromancers, one of whom ai'nt dead and can defeat any enemy by staring at them and making them feel sorry, one who dreams of raising a family and that dream was realised many many times, and has a cat with more kills than any other entity, and one who accidentally became Queen after marrying a performer who turned out to be the King's son. But the best is a one off story about a dwarf prophet and his pet tortoise.
All dwarf children should be sent down to work the mines.