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General Discussion / Re: Railgun and Spirituality Discussion
« on: August 14, 2023, 04:00:11 pm »
Okay guys, can we just stop and all agree that Yahweh sucks ass and smells like prostate cancer?
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General Discussion / Re: Post whatever you want
« on: August 14, 2023, 03:47:29 pm »No quote pyramids in the whatever you want room!
I am not getting sCOLDED BY A PIGEON!!!
sMITHE ME, TOADY!!!!!!!
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General Discussion / Re: Post whatever you want
« on: August 14, 2023, 11:57:19 am »You just couldn't help yourself, could you you little skulker?bro you forgot to post something
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General Discussion / Re: LGBTQ+ Thread
« on: August 14, 2023, 09:36:54 am »
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I made a *mmph* squeal and grabbed my face, ironically enhancing the effect
You can't- you can't just do that, man!!
*blushing wildly*
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"I could be anyone, you don't give a shit!" - mood
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NO CHARLIE YOU IDIOT
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NO LEAVE THE SCRUNKLY ALONE YOU TIKTOKER LOOKIN BITCH
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General Discussion / Re: LGBTQ+ Thread
« on: August 13, 2023, 03:23:45 pm »
Do any of you know Heartstopper? I discovered its existence just yesterday and read ALL of it in the same day.
It is good shit. Maybe even the best. It is just so sweet. It warmed my cold, dead haert.
Please tell me you read it. I NEED to talk about it.
It is good shit. Maybe even the best. It is just so sweet. It warmed my cold, dead haert.
Please tell me you read it. I NEED to talk about it.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Competitive Evolution: Season 4 | Turn 4 | (Always Open to New Players)
« on: August 13, 2023, 03:19:03 pm »Knightwing, I didn't mean it! Tell me the murder forest didn't kill you! You still need to vote.
Can Knightwing's mom vote for him if he got murdered by the murder forest?
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General Discussion / Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« on: August 12, 2023, 06:45:44 pm »I got some sort of Jewish-Nazi-Islamic-Aliens religio-conspiracy bookThat sounds like it could be an entertaining train wreck of a book.
Oh yeah we have alot of those here.
The wackiest conspiracies the Avengelicals conjure up are mere childs play compared to what we have here on the regular.
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General Discussion / Re: Post whatever you want
« on: August 12, 2023, 06:36:39 pm »h 5995 ghqhab
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Be Magmacube! Make your own story game!
« on: August 12, 2023, 06:26:55 pm »
A
Magma starts looking around Roll To Dodge. There are many dices here. He decides to roll some, to join in the fun.
1: 19/20
A wickedly shard spike trap appears underneath him. Magma, however, has no legs and is completely safe while floating midair.
2: 17/20
He floats away to roll another dice. This time, the floor suddenly opens to a bottomless pit instead. Magma, of course, does not fall. Magma floats away to roll once more.
3: 12/15
This time, a sawblade trap is engaged... below Magma. Again. Magma floats away, unfettered.
4: 1/4
A stonefall trap hits Magma right in the... head? Or was that his body?? Or torso??? Magma isn't sure. He doesn't really has a variable body plan, being little more than 9 rectangular prisms, a simplistic face and two nostrils on top. Come to think of it, Magma doesn't even knows where his head ends and where his torso starts. Or if his back face is his ass or his nape. It is sometimes hard for Magma to wear pants as a result. He has no idea where is his underside is supposed to be.
Anyways, he is squished and somewhat splattered ovee the floor. He slowly tries to get up, but stops to look up when a shadow is cast upon him.
Magma sees a being shaped like an average human knight, with a giant sun insigna on the chest. Horizon is looking down on him. He must have been drawn to the sounds of traps getting materialised
Magma looks up at the forumite to choose what to do.
A: Ascend to Forum Games and Roleplaying
B: Ask Horizon a question of your choice.
C: Start shit.
Magma starts looking around Roll To Dodge. There are many dices here. He decides to roll some, to join in the fun.
1: 19/20
A wickedly shard spike trap appears underneath him. Magma, however, has no legs and is completely safe while floating midair.
2: 17/20
He floats away to roll another dice. This time, the floor suddenly opens to a bottomless pit instead. Magma, of course, does not fall. Magma floats away to roll once more.
3: 12/15
This time, a sawblade trap is engaged... below Magma. Again. Magma floats away, unfettered.
4: 1/4
A stonefall trap hits Magma right in the... head? Or was that his body?? Or torso??? Magma isn't sure. He doesn't really has a variable body plan, being little more than 9 rectangular prisms, a simplistic face and two nostrils on top. Come to think of it, Magma doesn't even knows where his head ends and where his torso starts. Or if his back face is his ass or his nape. It is sometimes hard for Magma to wear pants as a result. He has no idea where is his underside is supposed to be.
Anyways, he is squished and somewhat splattered ovee the floor. He slowly tries to get up, but stops to look up when a shadow is cast upon him.
Magma sees a being shaped like an average human knight, with a giant sun insigna on the chest. Horizon is looking down on him. He must have been drawn to the sounds of traps getting materialised
Magma looks up at the forumite to choose what to do.
A: Ascend to Forum Games and Roleplaying
B: Ask Horizon a question of your choice.
C: Start shit.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Competitive Evolution: Season 4 | Turn 0 | (Always Open to New Players)
« on: August 12, 2023, 06:03:20 pm »
notquitethere
1: Speciate Spadenose Dropeel:
A: Compressed, soft skeleton and send to the Midnight Zone
B: Improve mouth brushes
2: Speciate Loud Pancod:
A: Sonic boom to deter predators
B: Hearing and send to Eke Shallows
SS: Speciate Grabnose Dropcod:
A: Improve nose hooks to grab onto others
B: Müllerian mimickery
3: Speciate Snapping Tullycod:
A: Better brain to avoid poisonous animals
B: Expelling toxins by sweat
Knightwing64
1: ...
2: ...
3: ...
SS: ...
The Canadian Kitten
1: More compact digestive system
2: Larger tail fin
SS: Toxin immunity
3: Speciate the above
A: Smaller size
B: Ability to work together
TricMagic
SS: Antidote to Flashy Carriercovy poison
1: Speciate the first vote
A: Omnivory
B: Improve acid resistance in saliva
2: Speciate the first vote
A: Omnivory and send to Eke Shallows
B: Improve acid resistance in saliva and send to Eke Shallows
3: Speciate the first vote
A: Omnivory and send to Uch Shallows
B: Improve acid resistance in saliva and send to Uch Shallows
flazeo25
SS: Digestive system more suited to eating corpses
1: Lose fins and grow four flippers
2: Speciate the above
A: Stinger with weak poison on tail and send to Eke shallows
B: Prosocial behavior
3: Speciate Waterraker Spermsquid
A: Evolve deep sea adaptations and send to Midnight Zone
B: Electroreception
brangerlon
1: Increase toxicity
2: More Toxicity
3: toxic
SS: Nocturnal Bioluminecense
Blood_Librarian
1: Speciate Migratory Krillgore
A: Sand burrowing and send to Eke Shallows
B: Evolve deep sea adaptations and send to Midnight Zone
2: Speciate Migratory Krillgore
A: Omnivory
B: Get bigger
3: Speciate Flying Killgore
A: Neotenic adolescents
B: Send to Uch Shallows
SS: Support action 2A
Crystalizedmine(Your votes are confusing, is this good? You can't speciate like that. A and B creates two separate species with two different mutations, not extend an action into two parts)
1: Speciate off of Spadenose Dropeel and mutate filterfeeding
2: Become flat and float on the surface
3: Heat resistance
SS: Become partially autothropic by harvesting choloroplasts from algea
1: Speciate Spadenose Dropeel:
A: Compressed, soft skeleton and send to the Midnight Zone
B: Improve mouth brushes
2: Speciate Loud Pancod:
A: Sonic boom to deter predators
B: Hearing and send to Eke Shallows
SS: Speciate Grabnose Dropcod:
A: Improve nose hooks to grab onto others
B: Müllerian mimickery
3: Speciate Snapping Tullycod:
A: Better brain to avoid poisonous animals
B: Expelling toxins by sweat
Knightwing64
1: ...
2: ...
3: ...
SS: ...
The Canadian Kitten
1: More compact digestive system
2: Larger tail fin
SS: Toxin immunity
3: Speciate the above
A: Smaller size
B: Ability to work together
TricMagic
SS: Antidote to Flashy Carriercovy poison
1: Speciate the first vote
A: Omnivory
B: Improve acid resistance in saliva
2: Speciate the first vote
A: Omnivory and send to Eke Shallows
B: Improve acid resistance in saliva and send to Eke Shallows
3: Speciate the first vote
A: Omnivory and send to Uch Shallows
B: Improve acid resistance in saliva and send to Uch Shallows
flazeo25
SS: Digestive system more suited to eating corpses
1: Lose fins and grow four flippers
2: Speciate the above
A: Stinger with weak poison on tail and send to Eke shallows
B: Prosocial behavior
3: Speciate Waterraker Spermsquid
A: Evolve deep sea adaptations and send to Midnight Zone
B: Electroreception
brangerlon
1: Increase toxicity
2: More Toxicity
3: toxic
SS: Nocturnal Bioluminecense
Blood_Librarian
1: Speciate Migratory Krillgore
A: Sand burrowing and send to Eke Shallows
B: Evolve deep sea adaptations and send to Midnight Zone
2: Speciate Migratory Krillgore
A: Omnivory
B: Get bigger
3: Speciate Flying Killgore
A: Neotenic adolescents
B: Send to Uch Shallows
SS: Support action 2A
Crystalizedmine(Your votes are confusing, is this good? You can't speciate like that. A and B creates two separate species with two different mutations, not extend an action into two parts)
1: Speciate off of Spadenose Dropeel and mutate filterfeeding
2: Become flat and float on the surface
3: Heat resistance
SS: Become partially autothropic by harvesting choloroplasts from algea
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General Discussion / Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« on: August 11, 2023, 06:58:43 pm »
I hate Rafadan Tayfa. Not in a "this sucks and it is awful" kinda way.
You know that feeling when you look at something really cute and want to kill it violently? That is my hatred for this stupid fucking kids show. The characters are annoyingly good at endearing themselves to the viewer, and their faces are so baby-like.
I love it. I want to tear it apart.
You know that feeling when you look at something really cute and want to kill it violently? That is my hatred for this stupid fucking kids show. The characters are annoyingly good at endearing themselves to the viewer, and their faces are so baby-like.
I love it. I want to tear it apart.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Competitive Evolution: Season 4 | Turn 4 | (Always Open to New Players)
« on: August 11, 2023, 08:44:12 am »
1. Improve nose hooks, specialising in hooks to hang off the Flashy Carriercovy and descendants, using the other fishes' known toxicity as a shield against predation
Gragnose dropcod is 15 cm in length and flashy carriercovy is 5 cm I don’t know how that will work
shhhhhhhh. I saw that too. Just let it slide, it is funnier this way.
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General Discussion / Re: Twitter is Dead, Long Live X!
« on: August 11, 2023, 04:07:57 am »What the hell kind of name is that, that's worse than what Michel Jackson named his.I thought that was a joke, did he really name his kid X?
Of course not, don’t be silly.
He named him X Æ A-12.
How would you even pronounce that?
I have no idea dude. Elon is just batshit crazy.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Competitive Evolution: Season 4 | Turn 4 | (Always Open to New Players)
« on: August 11, 2023, 04:06:10 am »*Is this enough or is it suicidal to head down there right now?
Yes. There are no hadal zones, so no further specialisation is necessary.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Be Magmacube! Make your own story game!
« on: August 10, 2023, 06:19:44 pm »
B
If you exclude the times when he gave up, Magmacube never gives up! He tries breaking free. If he can't melt the chains, he can break them!
Saving Rolls (x5, 15<): 4, 11, 15!
Magma unleashes a tremendous force and breaks free of the chains that held him down. He attacks piecewise without skipping a beat.
MC: 11+2= 13
PW: 5+2= 7
Magma unleashes a waterfall of pyroclastic flow. piecewise stands his ground against the rushing movement of scalding gas but is overcome by the heat. His bones are cracked in multiple places as result.
MC: 15+2= 17
PW: 20+2= nat20
piecewise now understands that if he keeps playing fair, he will inevitably lose. So he pulls out his banhammer. His one is a miniature, limited version, but it powers grant him the ability to cast Magma away from his domain forever.
Magma knows what a banhammer is. And for for some time, manages the dodge the annihilating shockwaves created by the hammer hits, perhaps because piecewise only has one hand intact. He even manages to score a few hits on the skeleton.
But such a weapon is designed to do its job perfectly, and eventually, Magma is struck. His being is disintegrated and scattered to the wind. piecewise sighs in relief.
Magmacube Underscore Tee Ar has been struck down!
Magma simply reappears on the entrance to the Einsteinian Roulette. He looks around, puzzled. He was never been banned before. And he still haven't. He was just muted for some time. Which meant that he wasn't barred from entering the child board, just that he couldn't interact with anything in it for a while.
No matter. He had many things to do, after all. Magma returns to the dice covered Roll To Dodge, and wonders on what to do.
A: Wander around Roll To Dodge.
B: Ascend to Forum Games and Roleplaying.
If you exclude the times when he gave up, Magmacube never gives up! He tries breaking free. If he can't melt the chains, he can break them!
Saving Rolls (x5, 15<): 4, 11, 15!
Magma unleashes a tremendous force and breaks free of the chains that held him down. He attacks piecewise without skipping a beat.
MC: 11+2= 13
PW: 5+2= 7
Magma unleashes a waterfall of pyroclastic flow. piecewise stands his ground against the rushing movement of scalding gas but is overcome by the heat. His bones are cracked in multiple places as result.
MC: 15+2= 17
PW: 20+2= nat20
piecewise now understands that if he keeps playing fair, he will inevitably lose. So he pulls out his banhammer. His one is a miniature, limited version, but it powers grant him the ability to cast Magma away from his domain forever.
Magma knows what a banhammer is. And for for some time, manages the dodge the annihilating shockwaves created by the hammer hits, perhaps because piecewise only has one hand intact. He even manages to score a few hits on the skeleton.
But such a weapon is designed to do its job perfectly, and eventually, Magma is struck. His being is disintegrated and scattered to the wind. piecewise sighs in relief.
Magmacube Underscore Tee Ar has been struck down!
Magma simply reappears on the entrance to the Einsteinian Roulette. He looks around, puzzled. He was never been banned before. And he still haven't. He was just muted for some time. Which meant that he wasn't barred from entering the child board, just that he couldn't interact with anything in it for a while.
No matter. He had many things to do, after all. Magma returns to the dice covered Roll To Dodge, and wonders on what to do.
A: Wander around Roll To Dodge.
B: Ascend to Forum Games and Roleplaying.