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Messages - ArchimedesWojak

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To the window, To the wall

To the sweat drop down my balls

All you bitches crawl

To all skee skee motherfucker

All skee skee goddamn

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Hey guys what's the protocol if there are a very large group of people outside your neighbors house (sounds like a party of some kind i hear music) shouting sexist and homophobic slurs

Go over and bum some free beer/weed off of them, they are most likely drunk/high.

And if you're under 21, go to the cops and say they gave you beer/weed, so they get arrested.

EDIT: Don't actually do this.  But you could.

Both will happen

(probably not i don't feel like going outside right now)

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Hey guys what's the protocol if there are a very large group of people outside your neighbors house (sounds like a party of some kind i hear music) shouting sexist and homophobic slurs

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Grabbing someone's throat really hard

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Dogfighting

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DF Suggestions / Vengeance and Hatred
« on: May 25, 2021, 12:13:27 pm »
"I have suffered a fate worse than death at your hands and i have traveled across the universe for a thousand years in search for you so that you shall suffer that same fate i had to endure"

Says the demon holding a battleaxe to the throat of the priest who banished him to the underworld long ago



It would be cool to add a system in which certain characters will develop hatred for each other and will attempt to deliver vengeance

(I could have worded this better but you get my idea from the story above)

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Not surprisingly, that's how werepossums became such an epidemic. People molesting them while they're "passed out" and suddenly getting bit.

You do know the were-opossum represents me so when you said that it completely killed this joke for me

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: May 24, 2021, 04:20:05 pm »
I love dogs

Sorry for your loss Baal

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 24, 2021, 03:45:23 pm »
My stepdad is more concerned about where his weed is coming from.

We are all concerned about where our weed is from

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Creative Projects / Re: Random Things you drew/shopped/made/etc.
« on: May 24, 2021, 01:37:57 pm »
Dumb For Honor pictures



You made this

Good job!



I think that's enough practice, need my own motions

Seeing Beavis and Butthead made me remember an old youtube video of those two playing Tetris

I wish i could find that video or even remember it fully.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 24, 2021, 01:30:00 pm »
I don't think i fully understand the situation

Sorry about that

You don't Archimedes, but you aren't wrong either.

For the longest time, Akura has lived with a shitty mom and an abusive borderline neo-nazi stepdad. If I remember right, he's also got a shitty sister who moved out a long time ago. He would frequently post about the latest scandal they got him into. I don't know if Akura still lives with them, but I hope to god he doesn't anymore cause it truly was a hellish situation for him.

Akura doesn't owe those bastards anything, and the only reason why they should have have any of that money is if they extort it out of him (perhaps because he still lives with them). They've unjustly taken from him before and they told lies to justify it as well. This is just another in a long series of cons meant to separate Akura from what is rightfully his.



I hope you don't do it Akura. I hope you have the power to say no, cause what they've been doing to you has never been just. If you feel responsible for the well-being of your family, then try to understand that they don't feel the same way towards you.

This is truly making me go WTF

Hope your doing alright Akura

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False Threats

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 24, 2021, 01:00:34 pm »
My mom is demanding I hand over half of a stimulus check that I may or may not have gotten

Don't
Do it!

I don't think i fully understand the situation

Sorry about that
I dont fully understand the situation either but I like being contrarian

Now i'm confused

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 24, 2021, 12:52:40 pm »
never mind

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