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I like possums. They get a bad rap.
Now, the question is med school or law school ... Harvard or Princeton ...
Congratulations! What did you name him?
There must be balance.
Name: Lawfu
Race: Angel
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Backstory: Lawfu knows what must be done. So it has been so, so it must be done.
That poor carpenter must die at the appointed hour, in the appointed way, in the custody of the appointed government. Humans: Born to die, die to live!
Stats:
Strength: 10
Agility: 1
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 5
Wisdom: 5
Endurance: 9
Constitution: 9
Level 1
Skills:
Combat: 25
Magic: 5
Stealth: 5
Communication: 5
Classes: MetaKnight
Name: Hatefirst
Race: Demon
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Backstory: At some point long ago a pile of animal parts were shoved together and made into humanoid shape, beyond this he doesn't know much of the past.
Stats:
Strength: 8
Agility: 6
Charisma: 3
Intelligence: 7
Wisdom: 4
Endurance: 6
Constitution: 6
Skills:
Combat: 25
Magic: 5
Stealth: 5
Communication: 5
Classes: Flesh Golem
Edit: Also, the context isn't helping. I'm led to guess that the context is that bloop_bleep is actually a creepy old man, and he's dating 15-year-olds. That's just adding a whole new layer of WTF to that.
By the way, I'd just like to mention I appreciate your presence, ArchimedesWojak.
Can we just fudge gender and say He or It?
