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Granted. It's so epic we with it would go on.

And thats the scariest thing of all.

I wish Lost would just finish it's own storylines.

Granted

I wish I had bear-calvary. TAME bear calvary.

Granted. In fact, he DOES make those figurines. Sure the may just be older dwarf models with a few minor tweaks, but the fact is you have a figurine named Urist McDwarf!

Of course, when you reach for your wallet to purchase the figurines, you find something odd on the workshop table.

You: Wait, it that...
Todd McFarlane: Oh, that? It's just a figurine of a-
You: CARP!

Then the carp figurine proceeds to rip apart all the figurines. Thus you are left with a little plastic carp.

I wish for a little plastic carp.

[ May 19, 2008: Message edited by: Duke 2.0 ]

Granted, but the government doesn't want you to do it.
That seems mild, 'till they start fining everything you download.

I wish I understood the rules of Tacticus.

Granted. You are now the proud owner of ...

I wish my sister would get off the computer that has DF on it!   :mad:

Granted, but you get unclean heretic ash all over you. Then through the bizzare religious system you made to have followers to help you with this goal, you are considered "Unclean" and burned.

I wish I was the biggest fish in the pond.

This is why elves don't want you to chop down trees: The dwarves might come across the superpowers of wood like invisible buildings and the ability to make weapons/armor out of them.

Now rig up a way to release the dragon at a choke-point bend at your entrance to crispify invaders!

Wait... fire.

Then just a hungry dragon pit.

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Originally posted by Hague:
<STRONG>Presumably, any trap that does BLUDGEON damage would do the trick.</STRONG>

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And if you want the gobbo to survive the trap to die in the pit, you would want something with low damage.

Although I wonder, can you mod in a weapon that is weak but can easily knock away enemies?