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Curses / Re: Liberal Hyporcisy
« on: December 13, 2008, 02:44:44 pm »
It's a satire game. You expected it to make sense? 
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: THE PIT!
« on: December 12, 2008, 03:16:20 pm »
Jetman lands heavily, leaving a rather large dent in the floor.
Unfortunately while it does break one of his legs again it serves to also make him angrier.
He grabs the Bowie knife in one hand, the hand holding it in another, and _twiiiiiists_.
Unfortunately while it does break one of his legs again it serves to also make him angrier.
He grabs the Bowie knife in one hand, the hand holding it in another, and _twiiiiiists_.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: THE PIT!
« on: December 12, 2008, 12:14:13 am »
Jetman soars!
Jetman plummets!
Jetman plummets!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Add 3 words!
« on: December 11, 2008, 03:33:49 am »
and went to
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: December 11, 2008, 03:32:44 am »
Granted. The FBI finds you and arrests you. You go to jail for life, as does everyone else (including me) who has been or is in possession of pirated games. Guess they finally caved into the pressure from the corporations. Oh, also, you get no opportunity to play Mirror's Edge before they come take you away! Mwahahahahaha!
I wish Canada would get off it's ass already and hire more nurses for the healthcare system.
I wish Canada would get off it's ass already and hire more nurses for the healthcare system.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: THE PIT!
« on: December 11, 2008, 03:28:52 am »
Jetman cancels pickup owned object: Altitude rapidly changing.
Jetman soars!
Jetman plummets!
Jetman soars!
Jetman plummets!
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Curses / Re: Strangest Squad Make-up/Ideas
« on: December 10, 2008, 07:26:39 am »So, you have MI6, and six double-o agents. What about their sportscars?
This is another reason why we need machine guns on cars.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: THE PIT!
« on: December 10, 2008, 01:22:05 am »
Jetman's wounds have clotted, and through the sheer power of rage his blood supply has been replaced with a blood-rage hybrid!
Jetman's bones have also been replaced in their broken segments with calcium-based RAGE!
Jetman rises!
Jetman lumbers over to retrieve his +Adamantium short swords+ from where they lay discarded after the throw.
Jetman's bones have also been replaced in their broken segments with calcium-based RAGE!
Jetman rises!
Jetman lumbers over to retrieve his +Adamantium short swords+ from where they lay discarded after the throw.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: THE PIT!
« on: December 07, 2008, 12:34:35 pm »
Jetman cancels berserk rage: Organs liquefied.
Jetman resolidifies his organs through pure spite, and attempts to stand!
However, he falls flat on his face because about half of the bones in his body are broken.
Jetman gives into pain.
Jetman resolidifies his organs through pure spite, and attempts to stand!
However, he falls flat on his face because about half of the bones in his body are broken.
Jetman gives into pain.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: THE PIT!
« on: December 06, 2008, 10:56:22 pm »
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the head! x4
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x4
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the upper body! x2
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x2
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the lower body! x4
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x4
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right upper arm! x8
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x8
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right lower arm! x7
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x7
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the upper leg! x9
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x9
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the lower leg! x5
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x5
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the foot! x2
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x2
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the head!
It is moderately pierced!
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right lower leg!
It is pierced!
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right upper leg!
It is badly pierced!
Jetman falls to the ground as his swords are removed and lands in a heap!
(He jumped, he's a crazy!)
Jetman screams as he is crushed, swearing curses!
Jetman bites the Carp-titan's right hand! x7
Jetman bites the Carp-titan's left hand! x7
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x4
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the upper body! x2
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x2
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the lower body! x4
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x4
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right upper arm! x8
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x8
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right lower arm! x7
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x7
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the upper leg! x9
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x9
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the lower leg! x5
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x5
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the foot! x2
It is deflected through sheer rage and spite! And some armor. x2
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the head!
It is moderately pierced!
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right lower leg!
It is pierced!
The spinning bullet strikes Jetman in the right upper leg!
It is badly pierced!
Jetman falls to the ground as his swords are removed and lands in a heap!
(He jumped, he's a crazy!)
Jetman screams as he is crushed, swearing curses!
Jetman bites the Carp-titan's right hand! x7
Jetman bites the Carp-titan's left hand! x7
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: THE PIT!
« on: December 06, 2008, 10:26:24 pm »
Jetman begins hacking, slashing, and stabbing at the carp-titan's heels in a berserk frenzy!
Jetman hacks the carp titan in the left heel with his +Adamantine short sword+! x15
Jetman hacks the carp titan in the right heel with his +Adamantine short sword+! x15
Jetman stabs the carp titan in the back of the right knee with his +Adamantine short sword+!
The +Adamantine short sword+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
Jetman stabs the carp titan in the back of the left knee with his +Adamantine short sword+!
The +Adamantine short sword+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
Jetman hacks the carp titan in the left heel with his +Adamantine short sword+! x15
Jetman hacks the carp titan in the right heel with his +Adamantine short sword+! x15
Jetman stabs the carp titan in the back of the right knee with his +Adamantine short sword+!
The +Adamantine short sword+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
Jetman stabs the carp titan in the back of the left knee with his +Adamantine short sword+!
The +Adamantine short sword+ has lodged firmly in the wound!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: THE PIT!
« on: December 06, 2008, 02:46:56 am »
Jetman, the crazy dwarf swordsman, screams an assortment of gibberish while drawing two +Adamantine Short Swords+!
He leaps into the pit, slashing, stabbing and hacking at everything that moves!
He leaps into the pit, slashing, stabbing and hacking at everything that moves!
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DF Suggestions / Re: Combat, Martial Arts, and Weapons suggestions
« on: December 06, 2008, 02:41:07 am »
I have but three things to say to the OP, and they are:
You rule.
You obviously understand how there is both a need for a more detailed combat system and how Dwarf Fortress wants to go way, way above and beyond the call of duty in more or less all aspects.
I salute you.
You rule.
You obviously understand how there is both a need for a more detailed combat system and how Dwarf Fortress wants to go way, way above and beyond the call of duty in more or less all aspects.
I salute you.
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Curses / Re: Police Officer, Police Officer, Police Officer, Police Officer...
« on: December 06, 2008, 12:23:20 am »
I think you tried to go on a date with half the police force right there.
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Curses / Re: Organization Mod (help please)
« on: December 02, 2008, 04:39:03 pm »
What I would like to see is a "multipolar" game where the LCS is not the only one out there with an agenda. Everyone else has their own. Some are friends, some are enemies... which is pretty much right here. Great work, man.
You should have relations with other entities - diplomacy etc. You should be able to run in, steal their stuff and then blame it on someone else, get sleepers in their organization to preach your good graces, and most importantly alter their stance on issues, as was mentioned in the SCS. Great job. I would love to see this implemented.
You should have relations with other entities - diplomacy etc. You should be able to run in, steal their stuff and then blame it on someone else, get sleepers in their organization to preach your good graces, and most importantly alter their stance on issues, as was mentioned in the SCS. Great job. I would love to see this implemented.