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« on: June 21, 2008, 03:40:09 pm »
Just imagine that scene.
Urist Adventurer walks into the town.
Urist Adventurer sees the temple, with minor blood from a fight, a laughing rhesus macaque, and the body of a priest floating in the temple pond below.
Urist Adventurer sees various drunks fighting rhesus macaques, and losing.
Urist Adventurer sees the Merchant Baroness being eaten by a horse with her face smashed in.
Urist Adventurer sees the civ leader throwing his spear to the ground and running away from the town, screaming.
Urist Adventurer sees the Mayor hiding in the inn which is under siege by named horses.
Urist Adventurer sees the guards running away screaming with various limbs missing or mangled.
Urist Adventurer loots the bodies, sells it all for money at the last alive shopkeeper (who is busy dueling a macaque), and retires in the next town where he becomes legendary for his tales of the siege of the capital by various wildlife.