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Messages - Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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D:
This was on page 2!

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4th opal
Ate a traditional meal today. It reminded me of the reason I traveled the world. Traditional dwarf food is the worst in the universe. Raw mushrooms and badly cured meats are the only food of many forts.
Thankfully, this one is much better, although I still see too many tallow cakes for my liking.

5th opal
Those three are still stuck up there.
I have a suspicion that they planned this, as they are well supplied with food and ale, and are quite merry.

6th opal.
The rotting mass in the miasma pit has become a giant, amorphous lump, bubbling away to its self, made of rotting bone and flesh. I think this is where all the off-fall from the butcheries goes.

7th opal
I added some creature comforts to my little lair.
There is a stone bookshelf, a table and a chair.
I have a very small turtle shell to use as a tray for the pipe-ash.

8th opal
The three builders were finally rescued today, all three of them roaring drunk.

9th opal
Lurked in my little hole today.
I actually quite like the rough floor in here.

11th opal
Apparently a recent party had floods of vomit cascading from the arch in lumpy vomitfalls.
It is an unneeded information.
It menaces with spikes of do not want.

12th opal
Only the final fortification remains on the gatehouse, and the walkway needed to finish it is nearly finished.
We found another snatcher today, and he was promptly filled with arrows.

13th opal
Lurked again.
It's nice and cool down here.

14th opal
Curses!
These snatchers must work in pairs, for no sooner had we filled one with bolts
did another sneak into the fort and make off with a child, Thob Erarmeng!
Luckily, his parents were in the dining room at the time, admiring the rather nice tables, so their loss is perhaps not as terrible.

15th opal
Lurked some more. I finally had to open my last packet of Jolly Sailer tobacco, leaving me with some Old Urist and a single tin of the finest Smokedabbey tobacco. The younger generations stick to cheap ratweed.
The Miasma pit has grown so foul that some of the stench has found it's way up
the main staircase and into the cage hall.

16th opal
Ordered more engraving in staircases.
Dresdor took some bracelets to his tomb.
This place needs a temple to a god, preferably mine.
Several cats and a horse have taken to following me.

17th opal
I had news from a distant fort that a former leader had gone mad and holed up in a tiny hermitage.
That seems like rather a good idea at times.
I hear my cousin, Maggarg the Younger, has taken a place in the ruling rota there. Unusual, perhaps, he usually shirks from responsibility.

18th opal.
Another child has come of age. His name is Deler Momuzurmim, and he is also another music with rocks in fan. His music is even louder than that of the other boy. His favourite band is called Children of Boatmurdered.
We captured another snatcher, so I have alerted the squads.

19th opal.
More smoothing around the fortress.
Somehow, pet elephants are on the top of the arch.
This place is still mad.

20th opal
I saw a perfect addition to our menagerie today.
A giant tiger in a cage, a truly magnificent beast.
I ordered it trained immediately. If only there was a way of having a war tiger.

21st opal.
I was thinking about giving the Captain of the Guard a small pack of
war dogs. If I could find the forms I needed.

22nd opal.
Our drink stocks have shrunk somewhat recently to 874 pints.
I believe that our plant stocks are taking up valuable booze barrels. Our strawberries have borne fruit, which is good.

23rd opal.
sat in my little hole again today. It's quite nice to think that I'm the only one who knows about this place. This fort has the greatest above-ground constructions I have ever seen (I went above ground at night once or twice.)
Although I have seen woodcuts of Nist Akath and Migrursut, both of which put us to shame.

26th opal
captured another snatcher, and I had a 3-day nap down here.
construction has not progressed at all, which is disheartening, considering I have just over a month left to finish off.

27th opal.
I looked at our Import/export reports, and found that we have imported over 650,000 turtles more than we have exported in total.

28th opal.
I'm truly glad of my stamp, as I've just had a new spate of slaughtering permits from our butchers.

1st obsidian.
My final month has begun, and I am still not prepared for the cartographers. Every leader before me had a map made, and I do not want to be the exception.
Construction remains damnably slow.

2nd obsidian
I sat in my hole, filling the shelves with as many of the conserved logs and maps as I could. I shall try and keep it dry in here.
Think dry thoughts, even.

OOC:
Oh no, I'm going to have to work out how to use the map compressor D:

3559
Actually, i think I will take slot 7.

3560
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A Close Shave
« on: September 18, 2008, 01:30:56 pm »
This is why we need dorf prosthetics.
He'd probably make a solid gold arm as his artifact.

3561
DF General Discussion / Re: Scientific Poll: Vote now!
« on: September 18, 2008, 01:17:06 pm »
I don't like children D:

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress Player Demographics?
« on: September 18, 2008, 01:16:21 pm »
Most of my friends in my year detest DF and simply ignore me if I talk about it.
Strangely, my friends in the year above love it.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Building A Tower In A Bottomless Pit.
« on: September 18, 2008, 01:10:15 pm »
I remember someone making a succession fort based on this idea. (or was it community?)
It was the Chasm Challenge fort.

3564
Diary of maggarg.

We were training again today when that great lump Pepper came to bash seven kinds of shit out of Zako again.
I'm not to keen on these undead jobbies anyway, and Zako's a fellow squaddie, and we stick together.
Anyway, we ended up fighting, and I managed to put a few holes in him and break a hand.
That stopped him for the next few weeks, I reckon.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Implementing Atheism in DF In A 'Unique Manner'
« on: September 17, 2008, 01:42:09 pm »
Wouldn't it be Enlightenment?
These are dwarves.
Surely it should be Endarkenment movement.

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DF Suggestions / Re: DF Eternal Suggestion Voting
« on: September 17, 2008, 01:40:35 pm »
Epic tool is epic.
Oh no! D:
Indecision time!
All the options are so useful!

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4th moonstone
That damnnable witch of a duchess consort has demanded we make a tin armour stand
in her tomb.
I think I may lock her up there one day. Or perhaps someone else, there is enough blood on these
hands as it is.

5th moonstone
Another day, another slaughter permit.
More construction, more mandates, more pondering.

6th moonstone
Nil Stakudam the woodworker has created Atolast, A tower-cap statue!
The statue is quite imposing, and is decorated with finely tooled alligator
leather and tower cap, and has wonderful bands of elephant leather, warthog leather
and sunstones. There are hundreds of fine brown zircon spikes on it, and there are two images
engraved into it. There is a image of that fire opal sceptre in scrimshaw on beak dog bone,
and a large red zircon engraved with a rather wonderful silk veil.
It is impressive, but I am afraid that the maker is reluctant to let go of it.

7th moonstone
Walked around some of the little hidey-holes that this fort has accumulated.
some are rather hard to get to, and often very damp and cold.
Many of them have the remains of food or a few scraps of tobacco about
the place.
My personal favourite is a small grotto in the salt near an access tunnel
excavated for the waterworks. I have a carp skull as an ash-tray.
And no, I'm not saying which niche.

The Events of the Eighth of Moonstone, 1061
A young dwarf burst into the dark rooms of Maggarg the Elder, having just run from
the river. "Sir! Sir! I have something really impor-" He was cut of by the old dwarf
as he rose from his plain chair and picked his way across the rusting goblin armour
on the floor. "What is it, my boy? Has someone died? Are goblins attacking?"
"no sir! It's even weirder than that!"Came the excited reply.
"And what, pray, is that?" The elderly dwarf raised an eyebrow.
"Sir, the carp trap has caught a carp! Not only that, but the great fish
Usendral!" The boy was nearly dancing by now.
Ever the stoic miner, Maggarg simply raised an eyebrow and said;
"Wonderful. Now you may bring be a mug of ale."
(OOC: Yes, kazandir, your final monument has worked. Now I need to work
out what to do now.)

9th moonstone
Once again, very little has happened. Just the normal construction, meddling nobles and slaughtering kittens.
The central swamps have been overfished, and there is nothing worth
catching.

11th moonstone
As the ninth. Some of the remaining older rulers are complaining
about how my rule seems to drag on. I don't blame them.
Apparently, the fish are doing tolerably well in their cages.
Perhaps the next ruler will be able to get them out.

12th moonstone.
Had a look at the old schematics for the Folly. Very interesting.
Unfortunately, like all the books and things in this place, there is a degree of water damage. We should really build a library. Hint hint.
The amount of vomit on the top of the arch means it has begun to run down and
stain the stone.

13th moonstone
We spotted a snatcher today, craftily sneaking around.
Unfortunately for him, he stealthily tip-toed into a cage trap, and ended up dangling inside in a most uncomfortable manner. I got a woodcut of it made, and I must say it amused me.

14th moonstone
Yes, the days really do drag on.
I think I'll go and sigh for a bit now.
(ooc I got distracted for an hour.)
Another snatcher craftily got himself captured in a trap.

16th moonstone.
Finished a part of the fortifications, meaning that we can collapse
the part of catwalk there.
Zas Cogetes has become a champion simply by training.
In my day, a dwarf had to be a true hero to be a champion.

17th Moonstone
Curses! An ambush. I cannot afford another dwarf's blood on my hands,
either in blood money or on my conscience.
I have put the soldiers on full alert, and all citizens inside.
Thankfully, no bowgoblins.
I only hope that they don't activate the foe flusher.
REPORT OF THE BATTLE:
First blood is ours, a wrestler was nailed by
a marksdwarf.
Second kill was to a royal guard as a goblin lunged for the
marksdwarf onto a hammer.
Third was to a champion.
Fourth likewise.
The pikegoblin ran for it, injuring someone's pet donkey.
Killed the donkey. He's running back to the fort now.
Finally mown down by archers.

20th moonstone
The ambush was wiped out, with no losses.
I have perhaps six weeks left. I still worry about the cartographers.

21st moonstone.
My little statue room is finished.
Egad! Another snatcher has been spotted.
Of all the goblins, those kiddie-snatching, granny-bashing, puppy buggering
baby-eating scum are the worst.
A hail of arrows soon sorted him out.

22nd moonstone
Some of the younger generation who have grown up here
are complaining about the cold. They are wrong.
It is too damn hot, all year round.
Even down in the deeps it's still warm.
Pathetic that they should complain.

24th moonstone
Another month nears it's end. Lovely.

25th moonstone
Another one of those boring days where nothing happens,
I'm afraid.

26th moonstone
See above.

27th
a few dwarves are noticeably better at their jobs, nobles are noticeably the same, construction is noticeably slow.
Life is noticeably dull.

28th moonstone
We ran out of coal today, so I'll have to designate some more for mining.

1st opal.
Finally midwinter, and only 2 months until I get to stand down.
I never did get to tile all of the courtyard.

2nd opal.
not one, but THREE dwarves managed to get stuck on the catwalk they were supposed to be demolishing.

3rd opal.
Stayed in bed today.
Sulked.

OOC:
That's right, not long left now.
I am, however, confused over what to do for the map.
None of the dorfs do anything funny, or is it perhaps that I'm no good at noticing.

3568
DF General Discussion / Re: Multithreading Workshop
« on: September 17, 2008, 01:25:06 pm »
Oh no, coding!
I was never good at languages.

3569
DF General Discussion / Re: Thanks and Admiration!
« on: September 17, 2008, 01:22:12 pm »
DK2 just breaks for NO REASON a few minutes into the game, but DK1 runs like an absolute dream.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Sappers in warfare
« on: September 17, 2008, 01:18:01 pm »
That, and random digging by gobbo sappers would wreck an awful lot of stuff.
spy sappin' mah defenses

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