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Diary of Maggarg
Biggest thing today was that some poor dwarf got set on fire by a pornographer throwing tiles into a pit of magma, and then the burning dwarf gave his son a last dying hug, setting him on fire, and both blundered into the magma as the said pornographer threw more rocks in.
In other news, our resident zookeeper was bothering our bookkeeper by hiding a rock to get wood to make a GIANT DONKEY OF WOOD.
You just can't make this stuff up.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Dwarven Madmen- Sucsession Contest
« on: September 17, 2008, 12:59:14 pm »
No maps :C

3573
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
*clunk*
*thud*

This is a deathrow fort, after all.

3574
The journal of Fath Oddbod Abelnabel, 28th granite of the year 306
Brass.
Brass Brass Brass. I do so love the lustre, like that of gold, and yet it is hard, and toughens with age.
My arrival here was somewhat unpleasant, almost as bad as the journey. The thugs that masqueraded as guards were truly unbearable. Worse yet, when I arrived here, I found that there was water, water everywhere, but not a drop of TEA. Nor were there any scones or crumpets. In this dire state, I quite rapidly became hysterical until our foreman, a dwarf called Costeau Idenoshar, decided to have a chat with me, and more importantly, supply me with said tea and scones.
Long story reduced to reasonable length, I am now on a team deciphering the works of an engineer called Dee. And by the gods, if I did not know better, I would say he was from Olonkulet, like me. He was a true genius.

3575
Working on another go right now, so never fear.

3576
Diary of maggarg
Heard an almighty crash as they collapsed the quarry today.
I've never seen that librarian guy look so happy.
Perhaps I should go in that library.
Ah, the last time I was in a library was with old "bookbinder" daggerdrawn in the Golden Library of K'thuul. It was in Granite of 1045 as I recall.. Ah, those golden books studded with gems fetched a fortune in the black market.

3577
I liked Diablo :C

3578
4th timber
Construction is slow, and I have the beginning of that new fever that has spread from
the west, the Spore fever. Apparently, the fever is due to some tiny demons that live on mushrooms
and cling to the spores. I am already hallucinating fantastic creatures and spending
long tracts of time comatose.
Wsfgl.
FWAAAAAA.

5th timber
And verily did the beasts pour from the far watch-house,
and the slimy creatures did swim 'pon the slimy river
WATER, WATER! All beginnings lie in the seas, as do
many middles and ends!
Why did the gods grant us only two arms and two legs?
On they pour from the river in their multitudinous terror!
*meaningless scribbles trail off into ink stains*
AND! AND! THE TERRIBLE CONNECTIVE!

6th timber
Regained some sanity today.
Construction is even slower due to the fever.

7th timber
And so the dwarves did sink to puddles of flesh once more, and
were remade in a new shape, all arms and eyes and chattering
teeth. O honour thy gods, for it is them who hold this power
over shape.

8th timber
My babblings grow less coherent by the day.
It would seem this disease goes in cycles, so I shall probably
go insane tomorrow.
Hm. There must be a way to avoid the fever.
I know! A cloth mask!
I shall issue them today!

9th timber
Success! Work goes on as normal, and it seems the masks work tolerably.
Some people around here have rather unusual pets, like elephants.
And Hydras.
The stone stocks are truly vast. I suspect our clerk of Obsessive-Compulsive disorder.
Yes, I admit, I am an advocate of this modern "medicine", and I wish it were
practiced more. We might have avoided the fever if we did.

10th timber
I have noticed I have been writing more frequently in recent weeks.
I have no idea why this is so, although I suspect it may be the spore fever
(ooc: actually, it's guilt for my crap updates and slowness.)
More slaughtering permits and orders today. I have recently employed the use
of a large rock salt stamp so I don't have to keep signing them.

12th timber
I have noticed that our stocks of plant based food near 2000 portions.
Our meat stocks remain level at around 350, our fish stocks have risen slightly
to 30 fish, and we have nearly 10,000 prepared meals.
I doubt we would eat all this in fifty years.
However, 1000 tankards of drink might not last that long, given the nature of dwarves.
Which reminds me, I need a drink.
Jools has stolen a large citrine. His word for it is "acquired".

13th timber
Our dungeon master also likes large cut gems, as he has taken
a large crystal opal. I admit, I would be tempted by such a stone.
I have also found the extent of Dresdor's bracelet fetish.
With so many strange habits, I am not surprised Jools dislikes him.
(I am not sure why he wants revenge on dresdor. He is a bit weird,
but fairly harmless.)

14th timber
Some work order for 30 cages is complete.
The start date is several years old.

15th timber
The walkway to the wall is finished, so we should be able to get to
the inaccessible walls and fortifications on the gatehouse.
In case this remains unfinished, I leave these instructions.
The walkway must be built to all the parts that cannot be accessed, then
taken down after the roof is finished.

16th timber
Bad news. Alligators have returned to the pond, although there is currently
nothing to collect from there. This may change soon. Kivish Mengbal has qualified as a farmer.
The top of the arch is covered with vomit due to the parties people have.
The first sun berries are ripening.
I shall enjoy this.
(also, the fort is running acceptably quickly. It's hardly 120 FPs, but
it's pretty good.)

18th timber
Today was dull.

19th timber
Today was so dull I ordered someone to look at the east side of our fort.
He drew me a picture. Most of it is a dense, neglected forest, populated by elephants. The wall on that side is also rather crooked, and in a different style
to the rest of the outer wall. Merchants got lost, apparently.

21st timber
Past two days were dull.

22nd timber
Today was absolutely incredible! Amazing!
Yes, I'm so bored I'm even attempting sarcasm in a journal
That only I am going to read until I die.
We also have 88 sunberry punnets, all ready to be turned into
the most amazing brew. I will not allow such a valuable
fruit to be simply cooked, especally with only
20 pints of sunshine left.

24th timber
the end of my rule becomes tantalisingly near.
Eight awful months, each day dragging on like a week.
For every amusing and interesting day, there have been perhaps fifty days of nothing, and three days of tragedy.

27th timber
Saw the bone stockpile today.
Truly terrifying. I rarely venture up into the levels of soil, if at all.
I actually spend most of my time digging in the mines.
A dwarf has claimed a carpenter's workshop.
If he dies, 16 dwarves will have died under my rule.

1st moonstone.
Winter has finally arrived.
I remember the giant calendar we had in the grand hall in my old mountainhome.
The material for every month laid out in a circle, highly polished.
All of it circled a great lake of magma. We needed the magma as well,
because we had proper winters up there. It doesn't even snow or
freeze here. It's still warm and humid.
I doubt I'll ever get back there now, what with the retirement order.

2nd moonstone
The walkway grows again, and I suppose the walls of the gatehouse may be finished before I leave. I am still worrying about the cartographers
and messengers that will come when I finish my rule.
The carpenter has begun his construction.

3rd moonstone
It is nearly a month since the spore fever struck, and according to other settlements in the reigion, it hs subsided. This is very good news.

3579
All this code mumbo-jumbo confuses me.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

3580
DF General Discussion / Re: Packaging Win
« on: September 15, 2008, 11:37:50 am »
The only forum I have ever found to be more civil and cogent than this one is the Brass Goggles steampunk forum.
And, like this forum, all the members were mildly bats.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress Player Demographics?
« on: September 15, 2008, 11:25:44 am »
I'm 16.
I feel old though, mostly because I wear glasses and I have badly damaged
knees due to an accident on a ferry.
I hate the bits of mornings after you have to get out of bed.
Before that, everything is nice and snug.

3582
DF General Discussion / Re: Thanks and Admiration!
« on: September 15, 2008, 11:20:55 am »
Slightly off-topic, but speaking of Dungeon Keeper: I've heard many a mention of it here, and was curious. Is it abandonware or can it be had cheap somewhere? I'm interested in trying it.
I think it can still be had cheap, but I haven't seen a copy for years.
Even worse, my copy of DK2 packed in a few months ago.
sad face.

3583
God, sorry again.
I had a little PC trouble over the weekend and I had *some* homework.
I'll get cracking and try to play up to midwinter today.

3584
My spelling was terrible as well D:
Stupid 6th form and stupid maths homework taking up stupid time arararararararar.

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15th sandstone
Construction on the gatewat goes moderately well.
It may even be finished before my tenure ends.

17th sandstone
The merchants are leaving, piled high with greenskin
crap. Construction has not yet paused.

19th sandstone.
It appears that more alligators have moved in, or that
we missed some eggs or hatchlings.
There is a sole alligator, unnamed, with a mangled tail
and clearly cracked skull.

20th sandstone.
Cinstrucrion is indeed going very quickly. Just in case,
I advise the next ruler to build a roof. This must use
scaffolds outside, as the inside floors will not hold the weight of a staricase.
The hydra is currently posing on top of the arch.
This may give the wrong impression to immigrants, I think.

22nd sandstone
The floor of the gatehouse is finished, and now all I must do is add the fortifications
and the roof. Construction has been swift and problem free.
Almost.

23rd sandstone
A problem has neen found. A section of wall is impossible to get at
and build. I suppose I must make a temperory cat-walk from the
arena to the wall so that we may reach it.
No doubt the nobles will complain, but defense comes first.
The walkway will go most of the way around the gatehouse so that all the walls may be reached.
It will then be taken down.

27th sandstone.
Boredom once again sets in.
The construction goes well, the scaffold may be up soon, and there is little to do. The guards contain many of our useful soldiers instead of the peasant millitia they usually are.
The migrants did not come, so on one side I do not have more useless immigrants to send into the squads, and on the other side I do not have useless immigrants to
work to the death.

28th sandstone.
Human diplomat left, and bid farewell to our "stout" dwarves.
I'm glad he said that, because it reminded me that today was
really real ale day, which I do not want to miss.

1st timber
A kobold has appeared again.
Right in front of a caravan.
According to my reports, he was crushed beneath the wheels as he tried to pilfer them.
(ok, I embellished this somewhat. He got chopped into kobold chunks
by a caravan guard.)

3rd timber
I read up on the previous diaries again, and apparently there are other
haunted areas of the fort, such as a part of the tomb complex
and the old bridge.
The large, water marked walls that seem to have no purpose were apparently
part of a machine called "Dresdor's Folly", an above ground waterfall that went
DREADFULLY wrong.

OOC:
I think this is short, but only becaose of Spore.
Sorry.

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