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Exactly why I'm drumming up interest. Good ideas have been made, but this is in the hands of people who don't even play dwarf fortress. We need to invade the topic with our creative dwarf fortress minds, to ensure that the DF humor is fully intact.
I do like the attack, though, where a pair of pants is discarded by the Dwarf, and a swarm of dorfs come to claim it and trample all in the way!

I have one idea, if fatalities\final smash whatever they'll call it will be in. The dwarf looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible! He butchers the opponent, and makes a pair of pants out of them!

Has anyone seen this yet? Tigsource is planning a smash brothers style game for the indie gaming universe.
Of course, a Dwarf Fortress Dwarf has been picked, and some cool ideas are being thrown around. Stuff like kittens being used as a support item, where the cats slow down whoever gets too close to it, like an fps hit.
The topic can be found http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=2425.0 there.

No, it's elves riding atop elephants.

Humie-Gobbo conflict(multiple wars, each 1 or 2 battles long). Early on, the humans enslave an entire dark fortress and get backstabbed by the elves, losing most of their towns. The gobs however, snatch a little over 20 childred. 250 years of constant bickering later, the last free human died, resulting in the civ consisting completely of goblins and 1 elf(the sole survivor of the human's only victory against them). On the goblin side, life was not much better either. They lost their demon almost immediatly, murder took a huge toll on their native forces and the captives outbred their masters, resulting in most of their southern locations being occupied by 1 goblin(there was nobody else to murder him). By that time, another elven civ started hogging the population cap and attacked the goblins in the rear, resulting in the destruction and consumption of the last gob only fortress. Leaving just 6 of them alive in the whole world, despite their civ being the second largest in the world before the elves swept in and simply ate everybody.

This madness can be seen directly under the original post.

^^^ Lolz on the cat pic


Mod your humans so they siege atop bears!

I had a goblin civ wage war on one man before. He was the only one left in the town after the elven wars, and then the goblins decided to kill him for a dispute over the rivers (WTF!!!! He's one man, but he's drinking too much of our water/overfishing?
He survived for a LONG ASS time. I have war entries like
A:25 humans,3 goblins, 2 elves, 20 losses
D: 1 human no losses (!!!!)
60 notable kills = biggest worldgen badass EVER!!!!
What happened to him, you may ask? Well he got shot.