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New rule: characters cannot have more than 10 hit points

Character action: Bartholemew the slimy bartholomew the slimes every other character until they are sufficently interacted with.

Turn 4

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Megam0nkey: Obey laws of physics
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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You mess up newtons third law of motion, and have a reaction to the left of every action instead of an opposite one, causing you to roll across the ground chaotically.

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King Zultan: Build house out of broken fencing
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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You spend an hour designing the perfect house to make out of the broken fencing,
and then realise that the fences are not broken.

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Strif3: Decrease mass
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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You decide to lose weight by doing jumping jacks, and sprain your ankle whilst attempting to do so.

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StrawBarrel: Stand up and climb fence
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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As you try to stand up, you trip on a rock and fall back on to the ground.

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A_Curious_Cat: Fail to compress Strif3 into a miniature black hole.
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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You are unable to think of a way to compress Strif3 into a miniature black hole, and are therefore unable to attempt and fail at compressing Strif3 into a miniature black hole.

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TricMagic: Rebuild floor
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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You try to rebuild the floor using a hammer and some nails,
Unfortunately, this only further damages it.

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BlackPaladin99: Kill everyone but A_Curious_Cat
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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You decide to choose the previously unnoticed knight wearing full plate armor as your first target to kill.
Unsurprisingly, you lose the fight.

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ZBridges: Try not to cheat
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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Despite your relationship with your current spouse, you are unable to resist the seduction of the previously unnoticed full-plate wearing knight.

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Crystalizedmire: Roll a 1
Roll: 1D2, Result: 2 (Failure)

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You accidentally roll a D2 instead of a D1.

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Horizon: Try not to walk
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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You fall forward due to being on uneven ground, and instinctually catch yourself, causing you to walk a few steps forward.

"Oohoohoo! Thrice as many machines means triple the useful scrap!"

Throw an adhesive at one of the buzzsaws to jam the mechanism.

Turn 1

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A_Curious_Cat: Lean against wall
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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You lean on the ceiling.

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Strif3: Stay in room
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

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You realise you were never in a room in the first place, as there is no ceiling, and the “walls” are actually fences.

A_Curious_Cat falls onto the ground due to the lack of a ceiling to lean on.

Speciate Primium Diggus

Diet: Herbivore
Climate: Cold
Habitat: Forest
Limbs:
   -Front: Climbing claws (+1 Forest)
   -Back: Legs
Tail: Tail
Adaptations:
   -Prey Eyes (+2 Herbivore, -2 Carnivore)
   -Thick fur (+2 Cold, -2 Warm)
   -...

Gnwbimbar resists the urge to follow it onto the elevator.

Obtain gnome, huck it at the robot as hard as possible.

If this interrupts Gnwbimbars planned action, he shall use his tinkering skill to find flaws in the robot's design instead.