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General Discussion / Re: What's your worst pick-up line?
« on: July 15, 2010, 05:46:58 am »
I always liked:
"Nice shirt! It would actually look pretty good on my bedroom floor!"
And the worst one, that isnt actually nauseating per se:
"Was your father a thief? Because it looks as if he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
That one gives me the cramps, seriously. But what's even worse, I know there is a girl, and maybe even a guy out there, and they'd fall for that line. I shudder when I imagine those people.
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and on a somewhat related note: isnt it sad and funny at the same time how humans manage to complicate mating?
I mean, how often do you meet somebody you can talk to, completely clearly, about your intentions? My ideal pick up is comparable to negotiating, ala "I like this and that, how about you, can we meet somewhere in the middle?"
I consider myself lucky whenever I find one of those straightforward girls.
And by the way, I think I used the same (starting) line on all of them, which was "Hi, my name is Puck, who are you?" and the rest is just conversation.
"Nice shirt! It would actually look pretty good on my bedroom floor!"
And the worst one, that isnt actually nauseating per se:
"Was your father a thief? Because it looks as if he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
That one gives me the cramps, seriously. But what's even worse, I know there is a girl, and maybe even a guy out there, and they'd fall for that line. I shudder when I imagine those people.
edit:
and on a somewhat related note: isnt it sad and funny at the same time how humans manage to complicate mating?
I mean, how often do you meet somebody you can talk to, completely clearly, about your intentions? My ideal pick up is comparable to negotiating, ala "I like this and that, how about you, can we meet somewhere in the middle?"
I consider myself lucky whenever I find one of those straightforward girls.
And by the way, I think I used the same (starting) line on all of them, which was "Hi, my name is Puck, who are you?" and the rest is just conversation.

And I'm not sure I want to play on an existing shard...
