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Sorry for thread necromancy, but it was either this or making a new thread. Which is kinda redundant.

At any rate, I am currently working on a massive statue of a dorf, kneeling and holding a bowl on his back (think Atlas), with two dorfs with jars pouring water into the bowl.

If I don't make this go massively cock-eyed, it will be grand. If not...Well, Losing Is Fun.

I wonder if I can include Carp somehow...

ADDENDUM: I will make it cry, too.

5th Opal

Newb gave birth to a boy today. She named him Iton Brainarrows.

I humbly request that you change the profession name of that kid to "Wielder of Mindbullets."

And that he becomes a Marksdwarf when he grows up.

Diary of Korgan Razorrivers, recently wed:

I'm...I'm not quite sure how this happened. I got wedded with Newb. Everything is fuzzy before Newb offered me that drink. Now, I'm standing here in my room, looking at a quite magnificent statue of myself, encrusted with all kinds of jewels, and I'm now a husband. To Newb.

I'm going to have to search for meaning of all this in the bottom of a very deep Dwarven Wine barrel.

I can only recommend "Saga of Seven Suns". Why? Because its crammed full of awesome and win.

To mention one of the many things in the series:

There's a human faction that lives with a bunch of trees with its very own mind, capable of instant messaging over vast amounts of space. All thats needed is a tree from the particular treemind species and one of the people from said human faction thats been promoted to a Green Priest.

Go read it. It completely wrecked my sleeping pattern.

Korgan needs a glass cabinet, glass box and....hmm...Iron statue of himself, in all his dwarfness. Yeah.

Diary of Korgan Razorrivers, 7th of Malachite.

Given some of the stuff that's happened here, it would probably be a good idea to write down how my life is going.

Which is not good. Or, atleast, it could be going an Armok-load better. First I get hit around by a bunch of Armok-damned troglodytes because Fireheart had forgotten to assign proper security while I had gone out to make sure we got, oh I dunno, bloody safe access to the brook! I was lucky I escaped with just a moderate wound to my arm! Then there was the incident today where he had told me to slowly start removing the support pillars over the Trade Depot. While its true the humies were a bunch of slow bastards, it hardly qualifies for getting their head caven in by rocks. Thats never a nice way to go. Also, why the hell is the Trade Depot above ground? Any dwarf with respect for himself would've just dug out a room inside the fort and some ramps leading down there. We don't have to go outside that way and we can annoy the merchants further by having them travel longer, heheh. Besides, thats a lot easier to defend and trap.

On a more positive note, I did get to be in charge of a new project. Securing the magma pipeline. Even better, Wok killed one of the imps, so maybe they'll think twice about attacking us...yeah, right. At any rate, I do so hope to get my hands on some magma-proof stones so I can make some grates for the pipeline. This way, we can keep out any nasty stuff that may be in the magma. Also, I recently got taken off from mechanics duties, since one of the migrants turned out to be a mechanic of sorts, so thats all good. I guess. We do get to work together quite a lot and I guess he's a nice enough guy. Although that self-proclaimed job title of his, Chaos Lord, scares me a bit. I hope thats not chaos involving traps. I'll be keeping an eye on him.

Urgh, I need some wine...

I once dreamt I was a peasant, hauling a stone down and endless tunnel. Then, Boatmurdered-Elephant happened.

Yeah, it was kind of a bad dream.

So does this mean a sweet pod syrup dwarf would be cooked upon death or buried or buried then exhumed and cooked?

...That will make way for an awesome version of "Hansel and Gretel" in DF.