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I found a castle, but the people there didn't like my jokes, so I had to take revenge. Now I'm not much of a thief so I don't know how to do this, but how do I steal a castle? And I don't mean steal position of power, I mean how do I pick it up? How do I put it in my bag with all the people in there and run away? This is important, since I have great jokes and these people are mean, so I NEED revenge.

My dwarves are currently in a cold place with a lot of snow. However, there is not a lot of water sources. Is there a way to make my dwarves make a campfire to melt the snow then drink it? My dwarves are dehydrated so HURRY!!! (Beginner at fortress mode btw so if its simple then still I need the answer)