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sticking gums on a cats belly

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 16, 2024, 10:09:05 am »
After 4 years' block , my university reopened to the public totally freely , but the chaos and the noise they brought in would make Discord , the lord of chaos in Equestria ,feel amazed .

Lunchtime when I get to the school canteen , it was filled with bounds of outsiders , the old spitted in the chopstick recycling basket , children and babies chasing and playing around , and there is no places to sit .

In the afternoon , one important brozen statue called 八马同槽, representing 8 important professals in my university 's history , got seriously destruction by the visitors .(seem like some creatures in dwarf fortress with the label of  "building destructor" came into reality ) Ironically , when the policemen came , what they do was not punish the destructive boy , but tried to compromise .Now the safest places is the headmaster 's study

There are some other "WTF" acts by the visitors , including but not limited to --

1. destroy the rock thrones roadside (nowadays "Hercules")
2. use the online map to find girls' dormitory and washingroom , trying to do something evil
3. urine and defecate anywhere
4. indulge children to scream
5. spitting and smoking anywhere
6. stealing the girls' personal pants and bras
7. turning the crowded playground into a picnic place
8. pick flowers and have FUN with the stray cats with the WEOPONS in article 10
9. ask students to buy meals for them (totally moral kidnapping )
10.chewed gum flying far away , as far as a bird and finally fell down on the road
11.riding bicycles outdoors and , indoors
12.climbing trees which are under protection
13.rubbishing everywhere
I have nothing to say but to codemn , it seems like I entered the American street described by the Chinese official medias ,homeland to Discord .

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Even fairies know how Dimbulb was enormously minute compared to most asteroids. Still, Hitler hates hippos almost like he dead. Sadly, Dimbulb loves Hitler’s idiocy and doesn't ever want him sexually incarcerated. Pancakes fly submarines into Eternia for Skeletor's amusement. Skeletor exclaimed "Fairies are wondrous bitches whose schemes often make Skeletor angry when attacking his archenemy He-Man! It theoretically could be good practice warfare, but only if the Bolsheviks fail to explode." Suddenly, shrunken penises, everywhere! PENISES AFLAME, hurtling fireballs at each zit and smashing the anus of Skeletor! Hitler laughed uproariously, choking on feces while the televisions show balloons being punctured by dicks. Gloom aside, magma makes heroin emotionally temperate, almost every time used. Likely smoldering, airplanes swim happily through marmite oceans, penises far removed from corporeal thought.  Remarkably, black mambas chomp marmite jams. Airplanes zap, zap-zap, zappity zap! Mister Rogers unbuckled guns, flexing bullets from his goddamn FACE!  With a dozen shots, twenty-three babies died horribly! Nobility doesn't think Mossad knows Rogers' proclivities, like faeries with no heroin. Rogers, defiantly, slapped his knee thrice with a rubbery hammer. "Ehehahehuehuahehuaheauhahueah!!!!!  That count Dracula consumes carbonated blood is gay." Vampiric antidisestablishmentarianism advances slowly in Dracula's nation, alienating humanity.  Never seems more reasonable, duh. Now, then, what does Catten flatten with Baton when men look like then tangerines in Eternia?  Because Rogers gets anxious, grenades promenade with affectionate bread.  Curses in incoherence! Shoggoths shag shanked babies buying diapers from fairies, who beleaguer everyone incessantly.  Why do smurfs complain about meteors, Rogers? "I imagine it's seventeen pagodas, cougars hate molecular detonators.  No, wait, wait, this cannot be!" Rogers wailed. Curiously, snacks eat the bones of Skeletor ravenously.  How did it go?  Absolutely terribly, Skeletor hated tasting tasty testicles, even when He-Man offers them fried and properly breaded. Fortunately, jinxes theoretically illuminate Snake atomizers, but skeletonized husks prove to be nearly demonic.  Demons?!? Fairies, annoyed, aroused, and lubricated, must copulate regularly to certify their collegiate credentials for next year. It was necessary for exposition, which doomed many lords. Two turnips twisted tallies under ULTRAVIOLENT MEGADELICIOUS HIPPOS with fake junk. Drunk donuts intercalating advertisements makes Dimbulb violently implode! "Damn, what if I'm a bozo?" Skeletor worried. Mer-Man burst in tears, "waagh I'M the BABY of all bozos!!" Glumly, the sardines flummoxed Jones. "Indiana, Jones, and Lumberjack Joe must have big dicks. It'd be terrible if they didn't." Weasels coalesced into fluent calculus professors then wrote to Skeletor. Multiplying the reasons why weasels coalesced, magmatic MEGABABIES psionically masturbate. "Disturbing, quite unfortunate, we shat upon fairies now," said Hitler. Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, your anuses, and penises are surely quite different when faeries fondle them until explosion.  “Well thought! Although now that Uranus has exploded into anuses and everywhere, people fear Dimbulb’s tiny buttocks because they smell shitty whenever he dances like a ballerina!  Fucking morons, Dimbulb has a great big ASS!” yelled Pope Eye III.  “Faeries shall shit, piss, and vomit whenever people get annoyed with hippos and order pizza with anchovies -- disgusting!” Said Hitler furiously. God smirked, and whipped up some new creations.  “These things will fuck everything, like faeries do. I am entirely certain this will turn fantastic!” But really?  Why would God need fuckers when fairies do it? "Dunno, ask Rogers, he's someone fairies like," said the pope, shrugging. Incredibly, this aroused the hippos and Rogers to improbable levels: they utterly destroyed Manhattan with Godzilla last testicle day.  What?!! Testicle day is celebrated in Manhattan every March. During testicle day people whack their balls with golf clubs while running through churches naked, screaming “Holy moly, my testicles feel good!” This annoys the hippos because it interrupts their sermon, as they are devout followers of Hitler. Followers often go sieg-heil when masturbating to fairy porn and corpses.  By dawn they are finished, grouchily couched in morgues where they gripe about He-Man's incredibly small testicles.  How small are He-Man's balls? "INFINITESIMAL! HOLY TESTICULAR MACHINATIONS!", Dimbulb! Eternia's clocks chime every time Hitler gropes Dimbulb and farts rhythmically. Dimbulb hates this and so does Skeletor, assholes!! OH NO!  WHAT IS THAT!? Huge tits sink like buoys when Dimbulb dives for lost Rolexes, Nazi underpants, condoms, or AIDS donors.  He-Man has philosophized that fairies lack brains and testicles.  How does it even work? MAGMA! Preposterous!  "I fucked GOD COPIES so Skeletor could attack He-Man! Unfortunately, nipples.", shouted Satan! Suddenly, Hitler died from diarrhea and Dimbulb exploded firecrackers in a anus gleefully. This resulted in incredible growth of cooperation among Hitler's fairies, who revolted Dimbulb daily to unnatural levels of sexual anxiety.  The result: UNHOLY FRIED NAZIS IN BARBECUE RITUALS! DELICIOUS!  Meanwhile, He-Man kicked ass while chewing bubblegum, until Skeletor was sexually humiliated and assaulted by Hitler's corpse incessantly. SUDDENLY, BRONIES APPEARED THROUGH PORTALS OF PAIN! "Hullo, we cum in piss.  Take us to your weed and let's fuck ponies YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed cheerfully.  Horrified, He-Man ran to Sexyville and pleaded Gandhi would defeat the bronies with the power of MURDER SEDUCTION HaLiToSiS. Gandhi, however, loved bronies, this astonished He-Man and She-Woman greatly. She-Woman slapped Gandhi hard across his tiny buttocks with lingerie, that was hot!  He-Man became aroused when Gandhi removed New Jersey and Texas from Narnia through his immense toilet plunger magically.  “Fools! Bronies can't be defeated! This will be your undiapering He-Man!”.  At once all bronies began stripping off He-Man's wedding dress and dancing g-strings, this totally fucked up He-Man's mojo and hair. Meanwhile, at school the fairies shit on learning robots, this being mandatory for the class, after which Hitler wondered HOW HIPPOS SHAG FAIRIES WHEN THEY'RE INVISIBLE!  I certainly don’t understand fucking anything, like how sex works, underpants gnomes’ galore, God dang!  Meanwhile Captain Planet eviscerated himself happily on TikTok, hoping it will receive hatemail and chocolates plentifully. DAMNATION CIRCUSES MAKE BRONIES CORPULENT AND PREGNANT!  How is this possible, tell me! NOW!  RIGHT NOW! GOD DARN!  By what god did the Eternians take to Auschwitz multiple times for a picnic with Hitler Brony? ANSWER: Zeus wanted some cake and anchovies so that he could become immensly explosive. Thus, Zeus died. Cakes taste fishy when made from anchovies, this is a delicacy in Olympus.  Suddenly Prometheus shat himself in frustration because Zeus loved dying explosively. "ARRRGH!  I hate Z̦̺͑̓͊ͣ͟A̛ͥ̾ͮ͆ͤͯ҉̖̫̫͎͢L͇̹̺̖̪͚ͪ̽̾̿͂͑̀Ğ̩̟̺̲̼͇͈̌̋̋̍̎͐̈͘͘Ô̢̳̔ͦͩͫ̚̚!̹̼͑ͧ́͞" said Prometheus. Apollo asked, "Why would ZALGO Z̦̺͑̓͊ͣ͟A̛ͥ̾ͮ͆ͤͯ҉̖̫̫͎͢L͇̹̺̖̪͚ͪ̽̾̿͂͑̀Ğ̩̟̺̲̼͇͈̌̋̋̍̎͐̈͘͘Ô̢̳̔ͦͩͫ̚̚!̹͑ͧ́͞? Seriously?" because it's the silliest ZALGO offense.  “How annoying,” grumbled Prometheus, farting while fairies dance naked because they don't have clothes and are afraid of staying single, this causing their enormous breasts to explode when thought of. Annoyances are inconvenient when everything snarks.  "On Halloween we celebrate Easter, maliciously this results in senility in fairies who prefer sodomy over vaginal bleaching. HOLY MEN, VIRGINS SPANKED, DICKS SLAPPED, NUNS LUBRICATED, AND FISH FRIED." proclaimed Dr. Seuss, smiling perturbedly at Rogers. Ghosts yelled "OH BLIMEY, NOW THEY'VE MESSED UP NUNS REAL BAD!" and started rioting in the streets! Damn, there are anchovies rioting in church, this before they sacrificed Jesus Gonzalez to Jesus Rodriguez, the Governor of Hobbiton, who requires virginal sacrifices monthly. Chaos sued Governor Rodriguez furiously. Really. Really! Despoiling spoilered spoilers causes anger in hobbits and governors, because it pisses them off every time!  WHAT?! Undoubtedly angered hobbits make fine soldiers, but DICKS and wossitsname hate pescetarian rabbis because they eat carp. Carp isn't a anjovis or real number, this should anger anyone who has fish.  Everyone exploded suddenly. *KABOOM!*. Naturally Hitler also died for our buttholes.  THE RESULTING BUTTHOLES SHOT THROUGH SPACE, WHIZZING IN ETHEREAL REALMS HAPPILY SHITTING ON KIRK! Kirk, annoyed, launched photonpotatoes at Earth, this causing my hemorrhoids to flare up and cause dreadful poetry to be recited hourly in vintage cafes. Poetry, that destroys lives isn't being casual it's provocative!  Why did Jesus cure hams? Because Kirk HATES EVERY SICK BEAT LOVER!  And Hitler licked all butts like mad, disavowing any fucker that fucked his chickens!  People are fucking Hitler’s chickens for salvation from Captain Crunch, because Crunch does crunches on baby hippos!  “HOLY CHICKEN FUCKERS, CHARGE!”, yelled Kirk. This confused Captain Crunch tremendously, which allowed Spock to masturbate to random hippo videos while thinking about mathematical formulas in Elvish underpants. "AAH!  THE HORNINESS IT'S SO CRAAAAAaaaa-zy it tickles He-Man’s crotch with ecstatic fervor!" Shouts Spock. This pissed off Skeletor so much that he peed on ponies violently, which made Bronies ask why, "WHY!?  WHY PONIES? WHY, SKELETOR?”  “Because why not?  Why wouldn't Canada accept the ponies demands of 15tons of leprechaun droppings? Maybe they only had boggart to offer?”, replied SKELETOR! Soaked in piss the ponies procreated beautiful until grammar it Hitler got pregnant twice. DEER roamed THE valleys naked (unlike Clothesman He-Man) this week, next Tuesday and Saturday, mocking Levi which antagonized Levo which annoyed Leva and Levu. The crystallized deer meth caused DrugLordSam's body to mutate deliciously and marinate Levi's testicles mouth-wateringly. Levo levitated lazily and laughed licentiously then exploded exquisitely and dropped dramatically, slamming into Leva while shitting on Levi. Skeletor zestfully pirouetted daintily across the wild valley of moonlit severed dicks, this alarmed Princess Leia, she crapped everywhere, soiling He-Man’s antique spaceship completely and juggled turds capriciously.  This permitted 48,484 babies to attack Manhattan during lunch time. Manhattan maids slapped me on my ass repeatedly with rubber penises, making Dimbulb happy! Dimbulb smiled, as he INHALED glue into his nostrils.  “I AM THE ULTIMATE DINGLEBERRY LOVER, BACKWARDS, ASSWARDS, DICKWARDS AND UPWARDS, FOREVER!” “Oh, Dimbulb! Why did the fairies surprise Mother Milfasa yesterday with LSD in their underpants?” asked the maids inquisitively. This was superb and accurate (sorta) if you understand the underlying political movements (hehe) thoroughly and are thoroughly whipped daily on TV, this really blows up during mornings in excruciating pain! Pain never feels wrong when taking sniffs of buttholes freshly wiped with grease from Greece.  Why would anyone sniff chlorine-gas when Greek grease is so damn fucking empowering!?! FECKING AYE AYE!  WHY SNIFFERS SNIFF SNIFFABLE SNUFF WHEN SNUFKIN  MUFFKIN WHIFFS WHIRLYGIGS WHIMSICALLY WHILE WHIPPING WHELPS IS WHY! Unbelievably, the blighter denounced every hippo hypocrite in Applebees, that had eaten crispy crisps without dipping them thrice in beer. Thus, Dimbulb was smitten by the sexiness of waitresses wearing rubber strap-on asses. Panic calmly people! Fear the fear that fearless fear fearsome fearful ferreting fucking fucker fairies fastening fastness fuels!  DAMN damned damners damning DAMMIT DASTARDS!  WHY DO BABIES SHIT SO REALISTICALLY AND CONSTANTLY? Asking for a scientific friend. Science isn't real, baby Cthulhu, eh? What?   That’s ridiculous, why should hippo men care why skeptical skeletons study pornography? Hippos drank

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What's my AI prompt?
« on: March 16, 2024, 08:42:21 am »
No dwarves dancing
(I could not see the image , how could I guess it ?)

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: March 16, 2024, 08:02:56 am »
That's right , I couldn't agree more. I still remember that during the spring holiday , one QQ chat group for my fellow townspeople's association in my university was blocked without any reason by the platform . My hometown 's fellow had no other choices but to reorganize another chat group . By the time I post this post , the chat group hasn't been reopened .

Talking about politics , also known as "键政" , (in Chinese , which means politics on the keyboard literally ) was replaced by some other homophonic words such as "剑阵"(literally sword formation ) "鉴证''(literally forensics ), etc. In the private chatgroups , it's safer to post some sexy girls ' pictures or even the nude ones , but it's a taboo to talk about politics , homophonic words are used again , such as "熊哥🐻bearbrother '' represents for the president Xi , which can evade surveillance .

Talking about the tik toks , if the USA banned it , I wouldn't disagree with it , it is time for the foreigners to use VPN to watch the ''foreign'' shortvideos , the US is going to be another china , just like us !

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Enjoy your birthday!

These days I am addictve to my little pony : friendship is magic .An hour or two 's MLP episodes would make my extremely happy . Frankly speaking , nowadays MLP and book-reading have become the only two recreation ways since I began addictive to this anime ,  I wanna to check whether there is an specific thread for the fans of MLP , or also called bronies , but it seems that the three threads were all locked due to some acts against the forum rules .

Is there a fourth one , something similar or somewhere the bronies discussing about ponies on the Bay 12 forums ?

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Dear bay watchers , this is the Chinese new year of the dragon, after enjoy 18 delicious dishes , I wish all of you a joyful year and good fortune just before the TV broadcasting  Chinese news gala.

During the year of dragon, I hope that——

You can fill your bank account with tons of money
You can fill your spirit with enormous love  ,kissed by Cupid
You can build peace on the ruins of war
You can get enough laughter because of the fulfillment in your mind

For me this is a new year day full of joy, helping my family prepare the lavish meals behind the boiler the fire is kissing
the pot warming me , also warming all of you!
 Best wishes
ZJH




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General Discussion / Re: Dividing by zero...
« on: February 04, 2024, 08:08:17 am »
For instance, the limit of 2x/x as x approaches zero is zero.  The limit of (2x/x)+2 as x approaches zero is 2.

Sorry devatator , I'm not intended to offend you, but if the x approaches zero, the limit of 2x/x might be 2 , accordingly the limit of (2x/x)+2 as x appoaches zero is 4. :-\

I learnt about the limit during this term in the advanced mathematics class , I almostly forgot how to explain it since we don't need maths knowledge any more , but you can solve it with the Robita's Law.

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General Discussion / Re: Cathay and Formosa discussion thread
« on: January 13, 2024, 11:45:00 am »
The Democratic Progressive Party won the Taiwan election this year.

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General Discussion / Re: Taiwan and China discussion thread
« on: January 09, 2024, 05:54:42 am »
It is strange to see the title of this thread changing from republic of China to China then two Chinas and lastly Taiwan and China…

I think Taiwan and China mainland would be a better choice.


I do think that this would make the people from Taiwan and China mainland feel better.

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Blow the candles on your cake and have a nice holiday,I hope that you will continue your sci-fi adventure in the next year, the cute firefox called Max.

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happy new year
☺️
Wish all the bay watchers good luck 🍀
Any way ,good night ~

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General Discussion / Re: What are you doing for Christmas? (2023 edition)
« on: December 25, 2023, 09:26:41 am »
Wish all the bay watchers --merry Christmas !!!!
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gifts口 gifts

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General Discussion / Re: What are you doing for Christmas? (2023 edition)
« on: December 24, 2023, 09:37:41 am »
I will have a normal day, eat the last apple my mom sent to me and wrote a post here .
All the bay watchers—merry Christmas!

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General Discussion / Re: China discussion thread
« on: December 19, 2023, 09:17:04 am »
An earthquake struck the GanSu province in China , causing more than 100 losing their lives.

Hoping that they can rest in peace.

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