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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Plight of the Berserk Milker
« on: September 26, 2008, 11:12:37 am »
Very well written. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
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Roast this.
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Happened when I was getting some memory errors. (From my computer not DF.) The game crashed soon after. It came with the humans. I couldn't sell them anything because it was way too heavy. I also couldn't buy it because it cost more than 10 million.
Dunno if it equipped itself from the stockpiles of the fortress, or came equipped (considering the uniformity of each set of socks and shoes I would, however, assume that it came equipped).
I was playing a bronze collosus and jumped down 2 z-levels from a keep, because I didn't want to have to use the stairs. Died instantly.
Dwarves, as we clearly see in Fortress mode, frequently struggle to keep peace within their own communities. Even if this is not unique to dwarves, they are still smaller than either humans or elves and thus weaker in combat, despite their stocky build. A major strength to dwarven civs is their access to superior metals (e.g. steel).
It may have been a glitch since the fort in question had run a very long time and migrated through a number of different versions, but I had a situation where my tame cave crocodiles and giant olms were perfectly friendly with my fortress' dwarves but would kill any fortress liason or other "foreign" person they saw. This was actually a major problem because they hung out in the dining hall and other meeting areas, so if my broker was idle they'd head right over there to meet him. At first I had no idea what was going on, I just figured the liasons had become extremely quick to go crazy if no meeting was possible and tried arranging for them to meet and leave as quickly as possible (which coincidentally prevented them from bumping into the secret killers).
Once I figured out what was really going on I discovered that I had no way to solve the problem. The beasts, though tamed and not hostile to my dwarves, didn't show up on the animals list so I couldn't designate them for caging, pitting or butchering. My army would just stand there and watch in amusement as fortress liasons were torn to shreds in front of them. Finally, I just dug up Tweak and used it to hurt the creatures to death.
A Camel that I encountered deep with my adventurer in one of my abandoned fortresses (probably left over from some traders) wearing a full set of clothes
(and I mean everything a normal person (human or elf, s they were of large size) would wear, socks and shoes on each of the 4 legs, a skirt (it was a female camel after all) loincloth, dress and so on. The best thing it wore was a camel leather coat
To lighten everyone up, here is some video of my dwarven recruits sparring in the barracks. Their wrestling is coming along quite well I think.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or maybe some sort of mobile container that can hold several stones... There must be a way to utilize the wheel, somehow.