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DF Modding / Re: Blowgun Ammo...
« on: March 03, 2009, 02:19:16 am »
Not trying to insult anyone but we should make a sticky topic about basic stuff people should check when somthing is wrong.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What is the month-end project??
« on: March 03, 2009, 02:14:48 am »
The month end project is pie baking, Toady bakes enough pies to last the whole month.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Is this the right place? Hello!
« on: March 03, 2009, 01:54:15 am »
Hey its a new immigrant! Welcome to our fort, may I ask what your proffesion is? *takes a step towards a lever*
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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven vows
« on: March 02, 2009, 07:53:08 am »
If life gives you a lemon build a oversized pump system to channel magma into the lemon.
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DF General Discussion / Re: The Dwarven Gods.
« on: March 01, 2009, 04:44:06 pm »
DANG! I would like a save file of that. Would be an epic place to go explore in Adventure mode.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Taste of plump helmets?
« on: February 11, 2009, 03:08:13 am »
Since dwarfs grow and eat them I guess they taste beer or ale, or maybe booze.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven Females
« on: February 05, 2009, 02:20:39 am »You know, dwarfette is simply the word dwarf with the feminine diminutive ending -ette from French, so the word would make sense if these were French dwarves.
French dwarfs? The legends screen would be filled with wars that they surrendered.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Sparring not as safe as it seems
« on: January 21, 2009, 03:11:19 am »
I once had a champion spar against a newbie, the newbie got killed:)
Urgast Newbie: It is an honor to train with you sir!
Urist Champion: NO TALKING IN THE TRAINING ROOM!!!! *SMACK*
Urgast Newbie: It is an honor to train with you sir!
Urist Champion: NO TALKING IN THE TRAINING ROOM!!!! *SMACK*
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DF General Discussion / Re: Mysterious human population in Dark Fortress
« on: January 20, 2009, 05:31:37 am »
I had one of those groups starting a new city on the spot of my old city I abandon.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: PTSD for dwarves?
« on: January 20, 2009, 03:34:39 am »
So you had a half dead dwarf wandering around screaming: THERE ARE GOBLINS IN THE MOAT WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
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DF Modding / Re: Somebody set us up the bomb
« on: January 20, 2009, 03:29:01 am »
Living bombs mario style
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Experimental Goblin Fortress
« on: January 19, 2009, 07:14:09 am »
Kill the werewolf and make some werewolf roast.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Overloded Caravans
« on: January 19, 2009, 04:51:42 am »Guards who don't let the locals dump their armour and weapons.I think it is a safety thing...
More valuable caravans should have more guards anyway. Or more highly skilled ones
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Roads
« on: January 19, 2009, 04:47:58 am »
Maybe the diffrent traders are angry at eachother?
Liason: I won't walk near those damn dirt wagons!
Liason: I won't walk near those damn dirt wagons!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: PTSD for dwarves?
« on: January 19, 2009, 04:36:55 am »Thats pure dwarven resilience.
I CAN'T DIE YET, I NEED TO SAY THERE'S A GOBLIN HERE.
I CAN'T DIE BEFOR I HAVE KILLED ALL THOSE DAMN GOBLIN GHOSTS!