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oh! oh! me wanna be a warbot! you know, one with an axe (or lazeraxe or whatever) and amour and a shield! just because i am a walking hunk of steel doesn't mean I'm not a pansy!

also can they feel pain? or did you remove that.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strange ambush
« on: August 06, 2008, 06:00:47 am »
I'm still going to set my kittens on them. on tore a gobin's leg off. slowly. (mod)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Now i just feel bad: problems with morals
« on: August 06, 2008, 03:37:37 am »
I know. its weird

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Castles!
« on: August 06, 2008, 03:35:56 am »
Let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor!
and the rest. oh and it will be into a pit filled with wild animals. and sometimes i am just gonna drop them in from one z level!
Let the bodies hit the floor
And get eaten by some elves
Let the bodies hit floor! and get snacked upon

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This time the charged out into the thick of an enemy siege and reached the bowgobs.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Castles!
« on: August 05, 2008, 05:44:43 pm »
my fort is going to be a huge hive city with the nobles on the upper levels. and an opening to push them out off.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Now i just feel bad: problems with morals
« on: August 05, 2008, 05:41:22 pm »
I'm supposed to feel bad about the randomly placed glass disc traps sperad throughout the outside of my fortress for random unicorns to blunder into? I've been doing it wrong.

But they're so tasty! and 100 monies for a basic totem?

I guess I can replace 'em with cages and sell the unicorns to the Elves...
Unicorns are the new elephants but not as powerful. do as you please! oh and i think we have all agreed the elves must die, brutally if possible
Aww, but they're telling me to feel bad about that sort of thing! Sure, sending Elves into pitched frenzies of screaming madness is all kinds of hilarious, but it isn't very moral. Also, having an elk suddenly erupt in gore from 10 mastercraft glass blades carving him like an overstuffed turducken is about a beautiful as it gets, but that sort of thing is reprehensible.

What will my evil, gleefully laughing children think?
moral? the elves were never moral! sure its reprehensible but its also hilarious! take that you evil flesh eater! i just have this bond with goblins ever since one sold me an elf in a cage. with no legs. he he

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DF Modding / Re: [10sm]It's the small things v0.2 - .39d compatible
« on: August 05, 2008, 05:22:06 am »
I have a couple of quotes if you fell like adding it
"Your head is ridiculously proportioned! soon it will rest by your legs! or arms. I don't care which."
"I will feed the earth with your blood and give it your brains as a dessert."
"I am completely drunk and don't care who you are! have at thee!"
"Waugh! were did you come from? At least I know where you are going! DIE!"

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Yellow lower spine...is there any hope?
« on: August 05, 2008, 04:39:09 am »
the problem with spine wounds is they cannot spar any more, no matter the wound. a yellow injury is, however, far more serious. that dwarf is useless, unfortunately but if you give her a crossbow she can defend her room and any other place she is at at the time

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Now i just feel bad: problems with morals
« on: August 05, 2008, 04:36:25 am »
yea i phrased it wrong. i feel a bit bad when i wound someone without killing him outright (like an eyeless goblin with no hand) and have problems with kitten splatting but i am still gonna collapse your stupid tower, if only because it blocks my view oh and
Hell, the elves are friendly too
No, elves are dicks. That's why they stay at the bottom of my garbage pit until I decide to kill them.
The elves are brutal monsters with no respect for human life and way to many fucking cloths! i don't need these cloths give me an anvil or something you stupid tree huggers! which is why i line the rim of my trade depot with spike traps.
oh and someone mentioned killing whoever issued those stupid mandates. yeah i set up a system to flood the mayors office at whim. didn't work.
Guess what i just fucking did i just fucking flooded my fortress! losing is fun!
so that didn't work out very well

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Castles!
« on: August 05, 2008, 04:34:22 am »
well i have decided
Tower? That'd be a hive city.
well, i'm up for it! the castle can wait here I've a tower planned!
thank you for your help! please feel free to continue to post

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Now i just feel bad: problems with morals
« on: August 04, 2008, 04:00:04 am »
well, not really but i did feel like a bit of a dick when i tunneled under a goblin tower and collapsed it only to discover when i attacked the other tower (there were 3) that the goblins were friendly! it this normal because i feel like a dick. there is a goblin bleeding to death from lopped off arms and legs (unconscious, thankfully) and i want to make amends. not really but i want to hear you opinion.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My first Dwarf Fort
« on: August 02, 2008, 07:44:55 pm »
Guess what i just fucking did i just fucking flooded my fortress losing is fun!

EDIT: but i think I'll have fun exploring it in adventure mode with the lower levels flooded. he he

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My first Dwarf Fort
« on: August 02, 2008, 07:28:15 pm »
Well PCzone (One of the two largest UK PC gamers mags) mentioned Dwarf fortress in this issue, and is promising to come next issue with the latest version on its disks, so theres probably been an influx of players from that.

I know thats how I found out.
me too. i actually set up a good water trap in my fortress as a last resort (floods the place) then i started to try to pump out the river and ended up flooding the place. also, a deer killed the most popular bloke in the fortress, god knows how maybe he sniffed him to death

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Castles!
« on: August 02, 2008, 07:19:19 pm »
ooooo! and that castle is beyond awesome. i just wish goblins could scale walls.

getting some good ideas here! keep it up!

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