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DF General Discussion / Re: The Saying of Urist McMurphy (aka DF Murphy's Law)
« on: June 27, 2009, 06:59:16 pm »
Law of doors :
Building door in high-traffic areas is useless, since a dwarf will eventually drop something that will block it open. And the items blocking door are instantly classified as "ultra low priority" for haulers, meaning it will never be picked up. At least, not before the first wave of what you want to seal off (miasma, goblins, water...)
Laws of remove building :
"Remove building" is the HIGHEST job of all. That's all.
Laws of refuse hauler :
No matter how much people you draft into the "refuse hauler" cohort, the large roach remain will still spread his violet cloud of despair before someone took it away.
Laws of trades :
As the years go by, your broker negotiatior's skill will increase. Sadly, the usefulness of trade will also decrease, so by the time you can safely reject counter-offers and approach a trader profit of 0, you won't need import good any longer.
Second laws of elven trees :
The probability that an elven diplomat appear to tell you to reduce your wood consumption is actually inversely proportionnal to the number of trees you're really cutting.
Building door in high-traffic areas is useless, since a dwarf will eventually drop something that will block it open. And the items blocking door are instantly classified as "ultra low priority" for haulers, meaning it will never be picked up. At least, not before the first wave of what you want to seal off (miasma, goblins, water...)
Laws of remove building :
"Remove building" is the HIGHEST job of all. That's all.
Laws of refuse hauler :
No matter how much people you draft into the "refuse hauler" cohort, the large roach remain will still spread his violet cloud of despair before someone took it away.
Laws of trades :
As the years go by, your broker negotiatior's skill will increase. Sadly, the usefulness of trade will also decrease, so by the time you can safely reject counter-offers and approach a trader profit of 0, you won't need import good any longer.
Second laws of elven trees :
The probability that an elven diplomat appear to tell you to reduce your wood consumption is actually inversely proportionnal to the number of trees you're really cutting.

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