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How about placing the coffins in some kind of death chamber?

Anyways, I have an applicant for consideration:


Name: Nashonluslem, aka Bloodypuzzle

Gender: Pick one, if I die, somebody else can take over my name and my work

Profession: I work with levers.  I create devices, and the mechanisms used in the devices.  I also create and place traps.  Now, perhaps one of your minions would like to pull this lever?  Come one, just pull the lever...

Reason for wanting to hench with us: To create beautiful devices of self-illumination, of course.  Perhaps your guests would like to stay in one of my luxurious rooms, with complementary beef wellington?  Just step over here, right next to the barrel with the food in it.  Never mind that glint of metal.  Yes, just a little closer...

How do we know you're not a spy? Just like you, I work for a higher goal than wealth or power.  And if you're at all dissatisfied with my work, feel free to kill me and give someone else my name.  After all, it's the work that's important, not the person.  Besides, everyone else wants me dead, though it's not my fault.  I didn't make them do anything...

What I suggest: We create traps where people chose their own fate. 
Pull this lever, and they can leave without harm.
Pull that lever, and a dozen crossbows fire into them. 
Tell them, "Feel free to grab a platinum goblet on the way out."
Then, after they grab the goblet: "What, you're having trouble walking while skewered on that spike?"
Freedom of choice!  The best form of chaos!

Give your starting dwarfs some skill in swimming so they can join in! 

Alliances might be out of our reach, but dogpiling the winner is a definite possiblility.  For example, the LCS could be sieged at the drill factory by the CCS, and sieged at the paper factory by the NRA.

Honesty, I never even thought of the used plates or cars being hot, but that sounds great.  Thanks for responding in such a timely fashion, I'm quite impressed. 

Sorry I can't code, but a cool site for Liberal Crime Squad would be an auto dealership/chop shop.  After all, aren't there times where people would rather just spend a few thousand dollars on a car instead of stealing one?  Also, wouldn't it be kind of fun to make money by selling stolen cars?

Course, I understand there are far more important things to implement (I want to steal a helicopter!)

I don't know a lot, but I think the only liberals that have debate attacks are characters with guitars, and the attack is based on heart and the music skill.  Thus, higher heart and music means higher attack.

in the latest release, sometimes the dead count toward your recruitment cap

You can remove the dead from your recruitment cap by disposing of the bodies.

Interesting bug in regards to this, if a leader dies and the body is recovered, sometimes the organization under the leader won't disappear until after the body of the leader is disposed of.

Thus, if your leader dies with no successor, train a successor before desposing of the body! 
Course, don't let the cops raid your safehouse before then, otherwise they'll bury the body for you. 

I love this idea also, and want to hear more about starting riots! 

Until then, I would suggest renaming your core people, perhaps with single, capitalized words, and setting everyone else to the more more standard tasks via the bulk assignment task.

Heh, risky play tends to keep numbers down anyways.