Thread music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zecVqgZSIxMIn a distant world, far far away, a new bastion of dwarven might was established in the glory of Armok to serve as home for the dwarves that later came to inhabit it.
In the year of 204 after the reforming of might which shaped the world, one year after the creation of the city of Towerroasted, the citizens who had grown accustomed to the peaceful lives in the great city had their lives turned upside down.
At mid day, the seventh of malachite, screams are heard from the brook, the alarm is sound! "Quickly, inside everyone!" they yelled. Frightful of what might lurk below, all obeyed and rushed for the gates.
A quick ensemble of engravers and peasants where established to defend the great city, against overwhelming odds they selflessly rushed out to the brook to save those who where behind.
What they found was a massacre, several bodies, mutilated beyond recognition lay on the ground in an unholy mess, Urist tried to hold back his plump helmet biscuit lunch.
"Split up!" said captain Asmel and the men obeyed, the soldiers split into groups of two and searched the hillside for whoever, or whatever did this.
Not long after, screams where heard from the wagon and the men rushed to aid but it was too late, Tosid Istbarkivish was surrounded by vile creatures, no larger than the dwarves themselves but the citizen stood no chance. Watching in horror, the men are frozen in place. Asmel sees, on a hill close to the helpless citizen, a vile vermin wielding a bow is firing at the defenseless citizen, Asmel's hate grew and in a fierce battlecry, louder then the roar of a bear, he ran for the vile creature. The short humanoid turned and was horrified at the furious dwarf running at him, he fires his bow but Asmel dodges the arrows with in his fury. In the last few feet, Asmel pounds the ground with booming thunder and jumps higher than a tree! landing on the vile vermin and engaging in gruesome battle.
In the pile of bloody gore and guts, Asmel "Kobold Slayer" Nishlisat emerged victorious.
The companions of the vile vermin turned from the bloody, still breathing body of the citizen and with fear unlike anything known to them before, they ran faster than their small legs could carry them.
The dead where given ceremonies fit for gods while Asmel was knighted by the baron and given the official title of Kobold Slayer. Let it be known far and wide of Asmel's bravery and fearlessness.
