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DF General Discussion / Re: The truth behind Dwarf Fortress
« on: November 07, 2008, 02:32:52 pm »
yes yes! It all makes sense now, Toady is the leader of a devil worshiping (inversed swastika, kinda like inversed cross?), pro nazi secret society hell bent on the extermination of all things hindu in association with Barack obama and their secret headquarter is in Hungary!
We must act, now!

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DF General Discussion / Re: The truth behind Dwarf Fortress
« on: November 07, 2008, 09:02:23 am »
Quote from: Neonivek on November 07, 2008, 09:00:18 am
Actually your wrong! It is a child's Windmill

Notice the stick?

You're one of them!
DIE HERETIC!
*fires minigun*

Quote from: Tormy on November 07, 2008, 09:01:59 am
*shrugs*  ;D

I can't believe that you've started a topic like this.... afterall Toady was voting for Barack Obama, correct?.  :D

PS.
Barack means peach in Hungarian. I am not kidding.  ;D


That's what they want you to think.

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DF General Discussion / The truth behind Dwarf Fortress
« on: November 07, 2008, 08:58:48 am »
So I just started a new fortress and while looking around for entrance locations, I found this:



I looked at it for a while and it reminds me of something. Yes, you're right, a SWASTIKA!!

LOOK! PROOF!


This is indisputable evidence that Toady one is involved in a secret nazi cult hellbent on world domination!
We must act now!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: When Sparring Goes wrong
« on: October 19, 2008, 03:12:35 pm »
Once I forgot that I didn't actually have any armor and the recruits went off to train with steel axes.

We're still cleaning up the blood.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Lolbend
« on: October 17, 2008, 06:23:32 pm »
Quote from: Sizik on October 17, 2008, 05:52:11 pm
It's better to build bridges out of floors, as they can't be destroyed all at once.

But then you can't retract them while gobbos are walking across sending them down into fiery hot magma.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: No new gibbons?! This is too far! Toady, say it ain't so!
« on: October 17, 2008, 05:32:08 pm »
What the hell is a gibbon?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Lolbend
« on: October 17, 2008, 06:35:36 am »
I found this excruciatingly hilarious and decided to post.
My fortress has a bridge over a magma pipe for an entrance, just cause I can and recently we ran out of food while moving farms from outdoors to indoors, well, some people wheren't to happy about that and without me noticing, this happened.



Luckily no important dwarves died and i got a good laugh.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Version 1.00
« on: October 16, 2008, 01:04:15 pm »
2012

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Another look at garbage disposal (featuring The Atom Smasher)
« on: October 14, 2008, 12:50:13 pm »
Then maybe an oscillator using pressure pads and water? Once the water reaches 7 it will trigger it, smashing the trash and opening a floodgate, draining the pressure pad. You'd need some way to make water run really slowly though.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Another look at garbage disposal (featuring The Atom Smasher)
« on: October 14, 2008, 12:34:51 pm »
I find Chasms work quite beautifully at garbage disposal.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / The dwarves have given a resident Gremlin the name Logem Gimlikot.
« on: October 07, 2008, 05:13:22 am »
So I was minding my own business, waiting for my bridge over the chasm to be completed so I could wall up my temporary entrance when suddenly I get this message.



A few levels down in the chasm lives a Gremlin which I planned to catch and tame some day, my question is this: I know that if a creature has killed it cannot be tamed because it's received a name, right? Well, this gremlin hasn't killed anything but it has a name, can I still tame it?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: War Kitties!
« on: October 02, 2008, 02:13:47 pm »
It is a proven fact that vikings never wore helmets with horns on them, so fail.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Builds - Your choice?
« on: September 29, 2008, 10:17:33 am »
I find having 3 miners is like wiping your ass with silk.

miner/mason
miner/mechanic
miner/architect
woodchoppah/carpenter

Those four I always bring for normal fortresses, the other three are food professions which I tailor for the area, fisherdwarf and fish cleaner if there's lakes and it's calm or wilderness, otherwise farming. Possibly hunting if it's calm.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Fortress design/layout and barrel problems
« on: September 27, 2008, 11:32:02 am »
Fortress layouts are really simple, just make sure everything is connected to 3-5 tile wide corridors that act like roads and that stockpiles are close to what they're needed for, like wood stockpile close to carpenters workshop.

About the barrels, start somewhere with plenty of wood and get separate people working on chopping wood and making barrels. Also using two workshops speeds it up greatly.
You could also try to not make more food than you need, either by making small farms or by only farming on 2/4 or 3/4 seasons.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Largest Immigrant Wave
« on: September 25, 2008, 09:21:19 am »
Quote from: The Philosopher on September 25, 2008, 08:24:36 am
oh sorry :-[ could u give me the link

I could if you start using capital letters, proper spelling, punctuation and NEVER EVER shorten words or use smilies in your texts again.

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