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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: "She had a miscarriage recently"?
« on: October 04, 2009, 09:17:26 am »
Perhaps we could research a possibility to use pregnant dwarves as missile and siege equiptment?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Your cousin is your what!?
« on: October 04, 2009, 06:22:40 am »
Good lord I wish it was; it's like when someone wrote a Cockney Version of the bible.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Your cousin is your what!?
« on: October 03, 2009, 06:54:47 am »
I've seen someone meet a "I'm my own grandfather" character. It's somewhere in the depths of the Adventure forums. 
"Ooh! A lesson in not messing with history from Mister "I'm my own Grandpa"!"
"Ooh! A lesson in not messing with history from Mister "I'm my own Grandpa"!"
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ucatonol, Dwarven Brewery (Community Fort)
« on: September 24, 2009, 12:21:24 pm »
Could you be assed to post any screens of the fortress. You know, at all?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« on: September 23, 2009, 12:02:23 pm »
Who Keep Atlantis off the Maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do!
We do, we do!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your best artifact ever
« on: September 22, 2009, 04:59:56 pm »and i was talking about a game... it's not reality... you gotta accept that
Sorry, it just looked a bit serious without the
smiley 
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your best artifact ever
« on: September 22, 2009, 02:43:08 pm »
... I was making a joke 
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Does Armless = Useless?
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:43:26 pm »
"That hammerdwarf looks really deadly..."
"Dun' worry, 'e's 'armless."
"Dun' worry, 'e's 'armless."
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:11:14 pm »
I honestly really want to make Winston McDwarf some diary entries, but I don't think I could write them epicly enough to match the thread.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« on: September 21, 2009, 11:14:42 am »
As far as I'm aware, they've been shagging constantly for several years now.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Gods - Hall of Fame
« on: September 20, 2009, 11:54:31 am »
Heh, it's like the Dwarf equivelent of a God named Dave.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« on: September 20, 2009, 04:29:15 am »
What about "Hell where you stub your toe every 3 metres"?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Icum. the new Igod.
« on: September 19, 2009, 05:38:20 pm »
Dwarf Fortress is the only game where cougars do office work.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ucatonol, Dwarven Brewery (Community Fort)
« on: September 19, 2009, 05:01:40 pm »
24th Obsidian, 200
Second day of our voyage to the future site of "Ucatonol". I already have plans of what I shall attempt to accomplish there; for starters I shall form the Fortress Tavern. Well, some would like to call it a "meeting hall", but to be fair, it's an establishment constructed for the purpose of getting drunk. Naturally I shall have my room built close by to the Tavern, after all I must arrive there before the filthy commoners do - in these times one must not let ones alcohol be left unguarded.
I am not sure who will be "in charge" of this operation, Greyhammer seems capable enough, however I doubt he has my knowledge of the economics of alcohol. I also hope we have variety in our booze, I've had enough of the cheap peasant's fungus that they dare to turn into glorious alcohol; it has been a long time since I've had a barrel of Beer or Ale or even Rum to my lips.
Second day of our voyage to the future site of "Ucatonol". I already have plans of what I shall attempt to accomplish there; for starters I shall form the Fortress Tavern. Well, some would like to call it a "meeting hall", but to be fair, it's an establishment constructed for the purpose of getting drunk. Naturally I shall have my room built close by to the Tavern, after all I must arrive there before the filthy commoners do - in these times one must not let ones alcohol be left unguarded.
I am not sure who will be "in charge" of this operation, Greyhammer seems capable enough, however I doubt he has my knowledge of the economics of alcohol. I also hope we have variety in our booze, I've had enough of the cheap peasant's fungus that they dare to turn into glorious alcohol; it has been a long time since I've had a barrel of Beer or Ale or even Rum to my lips.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: September 19, 2009, 03:43:24 pm »Evil Mountain named: The ANGRY Mountain
"Not a mad scientist, ANGRY SCIENTIST!"