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Sounds fitting for the Dwarf version of Winston Smith.

Unless you decided to make him a member of your propaganda team, then he REALLY will be a Winston McDwarf. Also if you wish to end him, make sure you only kill him by looking up his worst fear/hated animal/object and using that to kill him. Generally, use Room 101.

Overall, doubleplusgood.

Quote from: Plank of Wood on September 19, 2009, 07:42:43 am

A cannon fodder squad named "The Bears of Punching", second only to the name "The Eternal Disembowelment", which leads me to believe that they actualy suck.

If it takes an eternity to disembowel someone you don't deserve to be a member of a Dwarven Military.

no,no,no, they mean they will disembowel youfor eternity.

I'd much rather have a entire army of sub-parly disemboweled Goblin invaders and my fortress safe than a few Goblins with a very proffessionaly done disembowelment while my fortress burns.

Hello, I've decided to start playing DF again, I know the basics of how to play and how to run and ect. But I'm still a bit rusty, any advice you could throw to me?

Communism!

Make it more fun to drown nobles.

name: Bomrek Floyd
Professions: Proficient cook, Proficient brewer.
Description: Bomrek Floyd is the leading cook of the mountainhomes. His anarchic, boozy public demonstrations have bought him fame and a place as a national icon, but as a Legendary Alcoholic, he cannot stay any longer in the dry mountainhomes. He also has a tendency to berate anyone who gets in the way of his cooking and brewing.

(If you can't guess which awesome dead chef this is based of, you are insufficiently dwarvish.)

RIP, Keith.

I'm starting to think all the leather coat artifacts with an image of a Snake on the back is because my Dwarves are apparently bikers.


TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!