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Quote from: Boogerman on November 03, 2008, 02:10:14 pm

Quote from: Axe27 on October 14, 2008, 11:23:57 pm

Same with a bow lodging in your abdominal Aorta or your heart. If you remove it, you die.

I'm sure that if an entire bow lodged in your heart you would be pretty much dead anyway...

You'd be surprised what people can survive in this game.  Why, in Fortress mode, I've had a Goblin (Missing an eye and a leg) lying at the bottom of a pond for 2 seasons.  He's just lying there a the bottom unconscious, as if in a state of suspended animation.

Dude's gone Jedi-master on me, and I can't even kill him.

Of course, we'll see who has the last laugh come Winter.

I had that happen to me. A gobbo got pushed down into my moat full of spikes and ended up laying on the same tile of as one of them severely injured. He was taking to long to die, so I dropped a floor on him.

Quote from: (name here) on November 06, 2008, 04:37:57 pm

undead are more aggressive.

they lust for brainnns

Then why go after DWARVES?

Sigged for lulz.

Nope. Anything encased in ice dies instantly.

I always capture all the sieges, and place them in my giant flooding magma room and hook up the cages. Takes bloody forever, but it's awesome to watch the room fill with smoke as the goblins (And their trash) burns.

"The elephant punches Urist McOperative in the head."

"Urist McOperative shouts, "FATHER! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!" and dies in a heap."

Elephants=Win, only if they are like the Deathphants of old.

guess we've seen the elephant.

Oh no...Oh no you have not seen the elephant.

Pre-40d anyway.

*looks at gatehouse covered in the clothes and armor of dead goblins*

Hmm...Nothing wrong here.

I actually had a baby get injured, because her mother was a wrestler. So, kobold hurts the arm of the light child. What happens? Child goes loses consciousness(Mother had dropped her) and gets PASTED by my weapon trap.

Dutifully, the mother loses her fucking mind as her baby is hauled off to the tombs. Took down two dwarves before my champion cut her in half and sent her upper body flying against my dining room wall.

My champion was bummed by cutting her friend in half. But then she saw the dining room, and everything was better again.