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Hmm...

It is the year 23, and AmusedGrooved is on it's way to becoming the single most powerful civilization in the world, because I am slowly eliminating it's rivals. Already, the leader of the Elder League has been felled.

Ah, I love this game.

Hmm...

Well, time for the new recruits to prove themselves. Toss them into the arena against a single (Or Multiple) goblins at a time until you've run out of goblins to kill. If you've gotten the mace lord, use Rick to take him down.

Or, mine out a chamber, build the cages, attach them to levers, fill the chamber with magma, pull the levers, and instantly solve your trash problem.

Jesus Christ, SKELETAL TITAN?!

Damn.

But there is hope. Either:

A. Socks. Not even the mightiest of beasts can withstand the onslaught of a thin piece of cloth.

B. Crossbowmen. Won't do much against that skeletal titan (!) but it should bring down just about anything else. 

C. Mod in an unstoppable weapon and equip your warrior with it.

Thank you, I'll try that and see if I can't kill this behemoth, whose opening speech is two pages long already.

THIS.IS.DWARF FORTRESS!!!!

Get Firefox. Nifty in-browser spellchecking.

As for throwing live childrens, I bet there's a way to wrestle and throw 'em. Still, there should be a system of grabbing small creatures (when you have sufficient strength and size to capture, restrain, and lift them) and perhaps throw them about as missiles.

The spinning groundhog hits the Axeman in the upper body! It collapses into a lump of gore!

Urist McAxeman has been struck down.

I just had a lasher bite me to death, after I broke his knee and shoulder. He RIPPED off my right arm....

Jesus.

ORRRR....

Playing as a dragon!