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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Humans can bite off limbs.
« on: October 12, 2008, 11:19:51 pm »
Hmm...

It is the year 23, and AmusedGrooved is on it's way to becoming the single most powerful civilization in the world, because I am slowly eliminating it's rivals. Already, the leader of the Elder League has been felled.

Ah, I love this game.

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Steal the guys bow, and use it against the elves. Nothing like some elven asskicking without ever having to get near them.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Angcuggan Okbod
« on: October 12, 2008, 06:13:23 pm »
Hmm...

Well, time for the new recruits to prove themselves. Toss them into the arena against a single (Or Multiple) goblins at a time until you've run out of goblins to kill. If you've gotten the mace lord, use Rick to take him down.

Or, mine out a chamber, build the cages, attach them to levers, fill the chamber with magma, pull the levers, and instantly solve your trash problem.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Argh!!!
« on: October 12, 2008, 02:07:16 pm »
Jesus Christ, Finally.

The Cyclops suffocated, from having both of his lungs pierced, but not before taking me, and 5 of my party with him, and smashing to pieces the internal organs of the surviving member.

Jesus.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The Everlasting Plane
« on: October 12, 2008, 01:46:55 pm »
Jesus Christ, SKELETAL TITAN?!

Damn.

But there is hope. Either:

A. Socks. Not even the mightiest of beasts can withstand the onslaught of a thin piece of cloth.

B. Crossbowmen. Won't do much against that skeletal titan (!) but it should bring down just about anything else. 

C. Mod in an unstoppable weapon and equip your warrior with it.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Argh!!!
« on: October 11, 2008, 04:22:15 pm »
Wow, I recruited a hammerman, a swordsman, and a maceman.

I die first. How? SOCKS.

JESUS CHRIST SOCKS.

Anyhow, the rest of my party gets raped.

fuck it, I'm not even going near that guy again.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Argh!!!
« on: October 11, 2008, 03:56:42 pm »
Thank you, I'll try that and see if I can't kill this behemoth, whose opening speech is two pages long already.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Argh!!!
« on: October 11, 2008, 03:30:13 pm »
Hi. I've had some serious frustrations with a certain cyclops (In my frozen world, mind you) that I have been quested to kill many times. I have sent about 5 adventurers at him, and have failed to kill him. Now,he's basically super agile, and faster than [speed:1] dwarves.

I haven't a damn clue what to do with him. 

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THIS.IS.DWARF FORTRESS!!!!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Advice for a Sparta-like DF
« on: October 09, 2008, 08:38:10 am »
need some above ground farm (preferable outside an above ground city with walls)

Sparta didn't have walls. It didn't have walls until after the Romans conquered it.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: I've recruited a child
« on: October 08, 2008, 11:24:23 pm »
Get Firefox. Nifty in-browser spellchecking.

As for throwing live childrens, I bet there's a way to wrestle and throw 'em. Still, there should be a system of grabbing small creatures (when you have sufficient strength and size to capture, restrain, and lift them) and perhaps throw them about as missiles.

The spinning groundhog hits the Axeman in the upper body! It collapses into a lump of gore!

Urist McAxeman has been struck down.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Humans can bite off limbs.
« on: October 08, 2008, 07:00:57 pm »
Hm..

I made a new adventurer, and she (I'm too lazy) has gone out and killed a few mayors already. The downside of this is that I've alienated every human on the Southern side of the world.

Ah, life's a bitch.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Humans can bite off limbs.
« on: October 07, 2008, 11:27:17 pm »
I just had a lasher bite me to death, after I broke his knee and shoulder. He RIPPED off my right arm....

Jesus.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Angcuggan Okbod
« on: October 07, 2008, 07:07:33 pm »
I think Rick going down fighting, and then Rick getting shot through the heart was hilarious.

Running out of dwarves already?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: How to rip off limbs/appendages
« on: October 07, 2008, 05:40:35 pm »
ORRRR....

Playing as a dragon!

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