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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / The takeover...Of the Statue Garden
« on: October 04, 2008, 02:16:45 pm »
I just had a glassmaker go fey. So, I watched him, and he sprinted to his destination....

The Statue Garden. Now, he's been sitting in there since late winter chilling out doing nothing.

What gives?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarves entombing... humans?
« on: October 03, 2008, 09:37:17 pm »
Well, such a badass human deserves to buried as such. What you should worry about is a human siege coming.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: October 02, 2008, 11:45:58 pm »
I was checking biomes in Dwarf Fort mode, and I actually got "The Mighty Jungle".


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I think someone should generate a dwarf like animal that has fifteen limbs and a bijillion internal organs.

I think the spam would be awesome.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Legends of epic anticlimaticness.
« on: October 02, 2008, 11:43:24 pm »
I actually ended up running into a worldgenned dwarf who had one arm, and one leg.

Probably the best member of my party, until his pancreas, left eye, and second kidney got shot through with a bolt.

 :P

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Gobo Trader
« on: October 02, 2008, 11:41:43 pm »
Hopefully, you get the Elves, the goblins, and the humans all together at once.

The resulting melee would be awesome to watch.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Most horrifying injury?
« on: October 02, 2008, 11:39:22 pm »
Everything is perfectly fine except he is MISSING a lung.

Urist Mconelung:Damned lung, Where'd I leave that stupid thing?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: War Kitties!
« on: October 02, 2008, 10:05:50 pm »
Problem with a thermonuclear kitten is that that sucker will kill everything, as it's body parts fly about like burning hellish shrapnel.

However, it would be truly hilarious to watch. 

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Well, the reason she is still alive is because all the bolts fired at her have trained her agility. Really, the only way to kill her is to drown her alive, lest you want your champions to die at her hands.

Still, it might be worth to cage trap her and sell her to the Elves. That's one bad ass Goblin, and it would be a shame to see her die so easily when she can get more kills in legends.

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..Scrambles for cover as Royal guard pieces fly in all directions. Snoopicus has the handle of an admantite spear hit him. He grabs it up, turns to the face the zombie whale, now covered in the blood and various assorted armor and weapons of the royal guard. He Charges!!! Then.....

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wow, you have a shit load of Ballistas....and a few cage and not finished cage traps. Jesus. The entire golbin species might actually use the front door, you know. However, adding additional floors isn't a bad idea. Some more space to place even more crap, and the overload of barrels too.

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Damn it.....A boy? Maybe I should making more posts in this thread.

Anyhow, I'm wondering how you will go about catching the dwarf child when he comes back leading a siege? Or maybe he will just die the same horrible death tons of humans, golbins, and elves have felt before.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: what projects do you have going
« on: September 28, 2008, 11:18:55 pm »
I'm attempting to build a road through my heavily forested map to where the Dwarves come in every autumn. So far, so good, but it's been a real pain in the ass micromanaging all the stone.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Megaprojects
« on: September 28, 2008, 08:33:04 pm »
What do you mean outside programes? I mean, I use paint  ::)

Well, unless you somehow think that paint is part of DF, it's an outside program..

A lot of people use Excel or other programs with 'grids' to design things. I don't. It's not like I'm claiming to be better, I just don't happen to build things this way.

Why are you eye-rolling?

I totally agree with you. My strategy of "Diversive Adaption" or "Making it up as we go along" is a fantastic success.

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Curses / Re: Getting rid of useless members?
« on: September 28, 2008, 08:10:28 pm »
Well, go steal a car. If he steals a car without being caught wonderful. That's one more vehicle. Have him steal another car. But, instead of hotwiring, Bash the window and find the keys. When the cops find you, don't give up, but keep fighting till the guy dies.

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