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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hardest way to play Dwarf Fortress
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:58:36 pm »
Now that would lead to end of world humour, Invade my army of Lawyers, Invade with your Wings of Steel.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Chasing the elusive Mermaid
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:57:01 pm »Ariel gets kept to make new merpeeps for slaughter.
She'd also be rendered into fat for +Mermaid fat washing powder+
I can smell Hentai Porn
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Polyominoes
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:55:39 pm »
When I close my eyes, the dwarves start to war, war against the elves. And I saw a Registration plate on a car yesterday that was C5ARP I started to whimper and yell
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Wrestlers are too sexy for EVERYTHING
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:53:33 pm »There is actually a game called Battleraper? I love this planet.
Yes yes , who needs mars, eh?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Chasing the elusive Mermaid
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:51:26 pm »BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!People used to slaughter whales and dolphins by the thousands for their fat and bones, remember? It's not like this is a new and horrible innovation.
Rationalize it however you want, just keep the blood flowing.
Lol, I just thought of The little mermaid meets DF.
It would jump from a U to an 18 Straight away. Ariel gets killed, who knew?
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: big newb questions
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:49:09 pm »Dwarves are dependent on alcohol for everything though; they work best when hammered. No real Dwarf would deign to drink water...
WATER?! WATER?! OH GOOD GOD, WATER, oh god freaked out as soon as I heard the word WATER, ETC
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Playing as other races
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:45:41 pm »
I made an adventurer dragon once. It could not breathe fire but could fly
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Chasms and Channels.
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:38:17 pm »
Somehow manage to build a fortress actually on the chasm and then make a god lever that would cast the fort into oblivion, this would be awseome way to kill a fortress, what happens when the last dwarf dies in your fort? Screenies?
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DF Suggestions / Re: Libraries
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:32:23 pm »
Writing one yourself would be win. I imagine it would go to the top of the best sellers. Many dwarves would like to learn about how people were killed by fish
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DF Modding / Re: Fish-happy world
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:30:46 pm »
This is a fishgraving of a fish. It depicts several fish all wearing fish.
Two of the fish are fishing.
So are there rest.
One fish,Fishy McFishyFish has caught a fish.
The fish is fishing.
Two of the fish are fishing.
So are there rest.
One fish,Fishy McFishyFish has caught a fish.
The fish is fishing.
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DF Modding / Re: Dwarf Fortress, Teacher's Edition
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:27:57 pm »
Kids, when you see a Cat, remember that it has over 200 children and this causes the world to lag. This is why you should the hitler tactic on cats.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Mining Option: Crush Stone While Mining
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:25:31 pm »
The stone could be turned into sand
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:15:44 pm »
The Violent war. Well it did include the Hippy Menace
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: lolwut?
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:13:15 pm »He's drowning because he's not in water at all.
Fish, with their underwater-adapted organs, die the same way OUT of water as we, with our aboveground-adapted organs, do IN water.
That is to say, drowned. It's the same term.
Just imagine the world upside down, as if you were in Australia.
Populated entirely by criminals and dangerous animals?
Well, at least one of those is correct.
Both are true
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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DF Announcements / Re: Dwarf Fortress 0.28.181.40d Released
« on: October 22, 2008, 02:08:01 pm »When will the next version be out?
1295... . lessee... about 22 DF days per month... almost five years.when is the release of the army arc
If this release is five years, and it removes 2 of the basic army arc goals, leaving 11... that means 27 or so years after that... so the army arc release is in 32 years. 2040 will be the year. Mark your extended Mayan calendars!Answermy questions.
How am I supposed to paint without any spray? Geez!
I'm working on a lot of things so I wouldn't be surprised if the next release doesn't happen this year (there are only about 50 work days left, after all, so I'd need to tick off 25 items a day to be done). I really have no idea how long some of it will take. Most of it is easy, but there are going to be some irritating parts.
The army arc won't be done for Years. But I'm working on many other arcs at the same time, so it's not exactly a directed effort.
Over Exaggereted hopefully? If not, gentlemen pack your bags were going to Washington State to Help Toady.!