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DF Bug Reports / Re: [40d] Friend? Never heard of him!
« on: October 30, 2008, 04:16:21 pm »
You mean like this?
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: King Consort?
« on: October 30, 2008, 04:13:20 pm »
The king is not married. There is no consort.
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Catapults Still Useless?
« on: October 30, 2008, 03:16:20 pm »
But if we let them fire on different Z levels they'd just have more directions to miss in!
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DF Suggestions / Re: internal combustion
« on: October 30, 2008, 03:08:52 pm »I'm having trouble believing this isn't some sort of satire.
You're in the Dwarf Fortress forums. The guy is dead serious.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Struck down, bled to death. Regarding death messages.
« on: October 30, 2008, 03:07:24 pm »actually, I am a bit squeamish and this is a bit much for me.
As opposed to incest, eating of kittens, vomit, total gibbing and that being on fire is cool?
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DF Suggestions / Re: Clothes
« on: October 29, 2008, 02:38:27 pm »
If only you made your post the correct way.
but yes. We want that. It has been suggested many times in the past.
but yes. We want that. It has been suggested many times in the past.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Beds Require/Can Use Cloth?
« on: October 29, 2008, 02:37:12 pm »
Bah. Clothing is for sissies. Now cloning. THAT'S a dwarvenly thing!
I'd rather use dead clones as bed sheets.
I'd rather use dead clones as bed sheets.
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DF Bug Reports / Re: Woodcutter-Wrestler = confused dwarf
« on: October 29, 2008, 02:05:51 pm »Justed noted that when a military dwarf, wrestler, has Woodcutting assigned as a job, he will try to pick up an axe because he's a woodcutter, then drop it because he's a wrestler, then pick it up because he's a woodcutter, ad infinitum.
Military tools should obviously override the civilian requirements.
Urist Mcdwavenwrestlerslashwoodcutter
Hmm... I got drafted!? Oh well, time to get ready for sparring or war! Wait a minute, can't spar as a wrestler with an axe! ...Than again, I could be undrafted at any moments notice. Course I can't practice being a wrestler with an axe! No matter how many times I bash my buddie with it... than again, no wait, thaaan again, wait can't, hooold on, ah no can't carry it with me, etc.
Kogan Mcwatcher
What's Urist doing? Tosid?
Tosid Mctalker
Either he's having an identity crisis or it's just some new funny bug that someone pointed out.
Really though, if you need something to laugh at just check out the bugs section, fun stuff.
Oh and by the way, I IS TEH BACK!
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DF Suggestions / Re: reduce adventure mode lag
« on: October 08, 2008, 08:06:34 am »
I thought it already does this...
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DF Bug Reports / Re: 40d - not getting happy thoughts from mist
« on: October 08, 2008, 08:01:23 am »Yeah, not time paradoxTime quabbleMemeThird dipshittingSecond fuckupBad jokeFirst remakeNotYep, a meme.
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DF Bug Reports / Re: The Eternal Siege
« on: October 08, 2008, 06:08:47 am »Yanlin, stop being a prick. It was actually indentented and punctuated, so if you're annoyed by that then stop hovering around here and go die in a fire.
I don't think the correct way to write is to seemingly randomly put a new line in the middle of a sentence.
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Butchering A Tame Turtle In A Cage
« on: October 07, 2008, 02:38:30 pm »
First build the cage then release the turtle.
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DF Bug Reports / Re: [40d] Animals using inappropriate wrestling moves
« on: October 07, 2008, 02:37:37 pm »I suspect you aren't the first to be afflicted by inappropriate animal wrestling moves. A few weeks ago, my adventurer was cock-slapped by a bear.
You're lucky he didn't get cock grabbed. By the adventurer...
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DF Suggestions / Re: Drinking from the skulls of your enemies.
« on: October 07, 2008, 12:05:50 pm »Why would you ever even TOUCH anything that had their disgusting brains in it?
So, you subscribe to the myth of the elven brain. I've heard of it, but seen no convincing evidence.
You can damage it.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Potential Random Event
« on: October 07, 2008, 11:53:13 am »
Yanlin, legendary comedian has claimed a forum post!
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Yanlin has produced Troll of a thousand anuses! A legendary joke!
Yanlin starts working!
Yanlin has produced Troll of a thousand anuses! A legendary joke!