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Messages - Dude_Jebawe

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: In memory of Reg Tekkudenor
« on: March 29, 2018, 04:28:29 pm »
Lmao, that wasn't rng. I picked the name myself.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: In memory of Reg Tekkudenor
« on: March 29, 2018, 12:01:07 pm »
Yes, you set it to be created hit d and then Specify a new image
The first statues are done. Still a few to go, but they'll get there. I'm also putting them in a huge tomb and plating the floor and walls with electrum.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: In memory of Reg Tekkudenor
« on: March 29, 2018, 11:00:51 am »
Electrum & platinum vesions too, please.
I don't currently have access to platinum, but electrum is manageable.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: In memory of Reg Tekkudenor
« on: March 29, 2018, 10:57:36 am »
Can I even do that though? It's been a while since last time I played.
Is it possible to make statues depicting specific events or individuals?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: In memory of Reg Tekkudenor
« on: March 29, 2018, 10:53:45 am »
You MUST commission at least 10 statues of him fighting the werebuffalo, out of the best material you have
I agree. One question: gold or rose gold?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / In memory of Reg Tekkudenor
« on: March 29, 2018, 10:21:29 am »
Utterly unqualified for the job of protecting my fortress, he went above and beyond the call of duty when the supposed militia failed to respond to the call of duty and completely failed to even activate their military professions after I activated the squad.

When 11 of my goats and 3 of my dwarves had been butchered by the uninjured werebuffalo, Reg alone had the courage to do what needed to be done. After getting his hand punched clean off, Reg uttered his final words: Death... this is truly horrifying"

Knowing he only had seconds to live, Reg delivered a mighty punch with his remaining hand, and followed up by slamming bodily into the werebuffalo, sending them both tumbling into the volcano.

R.I.P Reg Tekkudenor. He gave his life for the fortress.

EDIT: New statue.

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: [Noob] My dwarves won't prepare my fish
« on: December 10, 2012, 11:19:29 am »
Can you find the fish in the stocks menu?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Slade.
« on: December 05, 2012, 08:23:49 am »
That kicked ice.
You are not Mr. Freeze.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: dwarven culinary school
« on: December 01, 2012, 03:22:38 am »
Just going to ignore the goblins, because dwarves don't eat goblins.

Peel the plump helmet and boil it. It is done when you can stick a knife into it and pull it back out without the helmet sticking to it.
Cut the helmet into four parts and arrange the parts on a large stoneware platter.
Poach 25 turkey eggs and arrange them on the platter with the helmet.
Serve steaming hot.



1 side of dog meat
3 cups dwarven milk
2 cups cave wheat grains
12 quarry leaves

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Methods 2 and 3 sound awesome for community forts.

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Dear military dwarves,

I see you have opted to drop your axes on the ground and instead punch the zombies in the face. Good luck with that.

Your sceptical overseer.

Dear overseer,

Every time we cut a bit off it reanimates on its own! These poxy things are bad enough when they're mostly intact, but twenty different bits of the buggers coming after you all at once is just bloody creepy.

Can we form a squad or two armed with hammers so we can just punt them into the magma or something?

Your beleaguered militia.

Dear militia,

I was surprised to hear from you considering you are all dead. Also, there is no magma, we have not had time to dig that deep yet. The only nearby fluid is our water supply, and you're not punting zombies into that.

Your amused overseer.

PS I guess it's not surprising that you can still talk given where you died.

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One minute: Giant capybaras are just big rats, right?

Next minute: Why won't they stop killing my poor war grizzlies?
Capybaras are large rodents, GIANT Capybaras are probably elephant size.

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Dear military dwarves,

I see you have opted to drop your axes on the ground and instead punch the zombies in the face. Good luck with that.

Your sceptical overseer.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hi, I'm here to destroy the world.
« on: June 05, 2012, 05:40:22 am »
Wow, necro time I guess. Got to say, Toady one is the friendliest, most polite forum admin/game dev I've ever seen.

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Dear Elven Ambush,

We've been living in the haunted forest for two years, subsisting on red meat and poisoned water.
Did you really think we would just lie down and let you kill us?

Sincerely, the victorious overseer of dakostdastot, "Floorswords".

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