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DF Bug Reports / Re: [40d] Lulz, Theres a shale in teh location of the shale wall, I can't build it!!
« on: November 25, 2008, 10:48:18 pm »
I've done everything.


This was a previous problem in the previous versions as well.

A pesky problem indeed.

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DF Bug Reports / Re: [40d] Lulz, Theres a shale in teh location of the shale wall, I can't build it!!
« on: November 25, 2008, 10:40:46 pm »
Nope.



I did everything.


I looked for all my units, and removed all their tasks that includes rocks or building.

Theres two of them in the way, and the dwarves are standing right in front of it, complaining about "Can't build a shale wall, because theres a shale rock in that spot!"

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Return of the "Strange Wars" Topic!
« on: November 25, 2008, 10:15:47 pm »
I HAVE ANOTHER STRANGE WAR!


"The Violent War"


Guess whaT?


There were only around 20 humans.

Them against who?

Nobody.


Thats so fucking violent man!

the entire war, HUMANS SLAUGHTERING AAIIIRRR!!!!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Return of the "Strange Wars" Topic!
« on: November 25, 2008, 10:09:53 pm »
"The Scraped War"

It started out as 20 dwarves VS 709 elves.
Guess who won.


The dwarves. (They lost 9 dwarves, but somehow ended up with 10 dwarves)

And it continued. 10 dwarves VS 573 elves.

10 dwarves vs 471 elves

10 dwarves vs 381 elves

10 dwarves vs 304 elves

10 dwarves vs 248 elves

10 dwarves vs 205 elves

And the dwarves won with a peace treaty.

Total casualties:
368 elves killed.
9 dwarves killed.

Seriously.
All of this.

Just because the elves were greedy and took all the animals from the dwarves. (Or maybe the other way around.)

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DF Bug Reports / [40d] Lulz, Theres a shale in teh location of the shale wall, I can't build it!!
« on: November 25, 2008, 09:52:01 pm »
Yes. The infamous "Cancel Construction: Item Blocking Site.  Dwarves has suspended the construction of Wall

It's pissing me off, and I feel like killing the dwarf who's doing that

Sadly, it's no dwarve's fault, as it's a glitch.
But still, I feel like killing someone >:[


Its a glitch where theres a stone rock in the place of a area where you want to build a wall (And the wall is the same stone) yet, your dwarves are too retarded to move the stone, or even use it to build the wall, so instead, suspend the wall. I've dumped it, forbidded it, dumped it again, nothing works, The dwarves ignore it like... its a stone.

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DF General Discussion / Re: DF guinness records
« on: November 25, 2008, 03:24:20 pm »


With the beard of all beards.

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DF General Discussion / Re: DF guinness records
« on: November 25, 2008, 01:35:07 pm »
-Most Luckiest Guy [so far]
-Most Recursive

Why?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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DF General Discussion / Re: DF guinness records
« on: November 24, 2008, 09:21:44 pm »
Quote from: Tayrin on November 24, 2008, 09:16:10 pm
Indeed; I was going to say, "This reminds me of the Dwarf-ympics."

Anyway, I have over 400,000 food in stock!
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

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DF General Discussion / Re: The Dwarf Fortress Checklist of deeds. updated(3) Rilder contributes greatly.
« on: November 24, 2008, 09:01:17 pm »
Heres some suggestions you gotta have


-Discover fun
-Make a wooden fort in a treeless area
-Make a soap fort in a treeless area with an aquifer and in the middle of the desert.
-Dig in a mountain
-Have your champion crush a recruit during sparing.
-Create a thermonuclear exposion with booze.[!!Urist Mcdwarf!! is thirsty.]
-Recreate Chuck Norris as a dwarf.

Also, I'm probably gonna work on the achievements. I'm a well drawn artist myself.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Sorta new player
« on: November 24, 2008, 06:52:27 pm »
Quote from: Creamcorn on November 24, 2008, 06:34:46 pm
Quote from: Yuu_Inohara on November 24, 2008, 06:01:20 pm
with a glass shaft running down the center of your fort that periodicly drops goblins to their deaths?).

Damn! Why didn't I think about that?

Urist Mcdwarf has been ecstatic lately. He witnessed a green skin fall to his death recently.
He admired a fine glass shaft. He kicked a kobold into a pit lately.

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DF Modding / Re: .: Fallout mod :. [version 1.2] (+music)
« on: November 24, 2008, 06:49:17 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's name is Astebbardum Nirmekvanel "Tellfight the Defensive Visionary", A artifact steel ripper.

I love it.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven Halls - Megaproject, need suggestions
« on: November 24, 2008, 03:13:46 pm »
A very complex trap including lava, water, trapdoors, pressure plates, soapmakers nobles, and goblins.

Add in a fire imp for bonus points.


And make it a airlock, so during sieges, you can have a impenetrable entrance >:]

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Add 3 words!
« on: November 23, 2008, 08:25:36 pm »
was robbed by

[I might make a movie out of this :D (I've done it before)]

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« on: November 23, 2008, 08:24:54 pm »
O'RLY?!?!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven Recursion
« on: November 23, 2008, 07:57:36 pm »
Quote from: Calvin on November 23, 2008, 06:09:41 pm
Quote from: Mikademus on November 23, 2008, 07:25:45 pm
No, THIS is recursion.
No, this is recursion.
No, this is recursion.

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