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Roll To Dodge / Re: Sell-out's RTD Turn 16 and The Shadow King!
« on: December 03, 2008, 04:11:53 pm »
Then I'd make my action to save Webadict from the alligators in his mailbox. Ope, auto 0 
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General Discussion / Re: Zombie preparedness
« on: December 02, 2008, 11:10:53 pm »
In the world of fiction, zombie breath can spread the infection virus to all people in a 500 mile radius, the heads are the only weak points, they can disappear to dodge bullets, etc. etc. etc.. Really, the whole zombie thing is a tired concept, because of exactly what WorkerDrone was talking about. People need some sort of thing, they got zombies. They need to humanize it and make it impossible to beat, even if it means telling physics to piss off. The whole Zombie media oilfield has gotten so many fanboys that have "proved beyond a doubt" that if zombies were to ever be real, they'd all be Shaq, with a laser from their mouth that leaves gaping crates in the whole of a continent, and are; despite normal theories; immune to bullets and all sorts of weapons.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Sell-out's RTD Turn 16 and The Shadow King!
« on: December 02, 2008, 11:04:07 pm »
I like Boksi method, I'm making this my new action. For heads, I'll try to set the whole room on fire, for tails I'll posess Boki's shadow (like how Peter Pan has a sentient shadow). Flip it, call it, catch it, flip it, show it...... heads!!! HAwhahwhahwhahahwhahaha!!! My new action is setting all of the room on fire via particle manipulation!
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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf News
« on: December 02, 2008, 10:02:23 pm »Facts:
- Hippos are mammals.
- Hippos fight ALL the time.
- Hippos like to tell scary ghost stories, but get totally freaked out by them.
- The purpose of the hippo is to flip out and kill people.
Probably not-so-obscure reference.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your first reaction to DF
« on: December 02, 2008, 05:20:24 pm »wow, varied ground tiles! it really looks like grass and stuff! I've never seen a rougelike do ascii this well before.
look, the trees are biome-dependant! willows only grow by the river! thats great!
OMG, the grass and trees are changing color with the seasons! holy shit, the whole icon changed when the leaves fell off the tree! this is amazing!
oh no, some dwarfs died. whats that purple cloud near the bodies? some kind of spectral attack or haunting from their spirits? I wonder what I should do, I guess I'll send some soldiers into it and hope they can fight it.
Oh good, its dispersing. I guess the soldiers were able to beat back the ghosts.
Haha, I had the same deal with miasma. I thought it was smoke and such from some beasty, so I always made squads stick around to gaurd the bodies of their comrades. When I built the first coffin and a civvy ran into the miasma I was like "NOOOOO DORF NOOO!!". He runs out with the corpse and the miasma stops. I was just
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Six Souls. Turn 1 UP!
« on: December 02, 2008, 04:14:22 pm »
" I can't handle this crap... I... I need to just get out and get some sleep, so I'm taking a walk and a nap, and you guys can come get me when you need me. Since Kate seems to be the only one that doesn't require just leaving the city and spying on it. It's dead, not the enemy".
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Sell-out's RTD Turn 16 and The Shadow King!
« on: December 01, 2008, 06:01:27 pm »
No, but they've been hit by an inuendo, while it was sneaking around throwing *dirty jokes*.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: December 01, 2008, 06:00:01 pm »
It does indeed die with a whimper, but that's because it's voice is hoarse after yelling curses at you while you burned on a stake.
I wish I had a jacket with a working zipper.
I wish I had a jacket with a working zipper.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Six Souls. Turn 1 UP!
« on: December 01, 2008, 05:57:56 pm »
erm? ICC?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Let's write the worst thing ever!
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:31:15 pm »
After succesfully mounting the goat, John rode it all the way to the house that was there, where he had ridden to, that he was at. He decided on how this house would make him famous, and so he strtaed unzipping his pants.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Sell-out's RTD Turn 16 and The Shadow King!
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:29:37 pm »
Umm.... I *think* I might be the wisher or the door. The whole thing is shrouded in mystery, and who's the mysterious ghost?
I'll try to use my etherealness to transcend this plane and search down where Frelock and Akroma are.
I'll try to use my etherealness to transcend this plane and search down where Frelock and Akroma are.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Goblin Wrestler has given birth to a girl.
« on: November 30, 2008, 09:07:37 pm »
All the Dungeon Masters are shacked up at Duke's fortress, since he gives them free slaves and harems and all, and megaprojects. Duke, I'll give you five legendary hammerdwarves to take my count away.
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DF General Discussion / Re: TACTICUS
« on: November 30, 2008, 09:02:31 pm »
I'll invoke subsection 2a.) Late starters, under subsection "Sucks You Weren't Here Sooner" of the handbook, which states anyone starting on page 19 is given two Rhesus Macaques, and a two-humped camel. I'll start as near to the chasm as possible, rolling for a 3 to have the chasm make my units skeletal. Rolled a 6, units stay normal, but are loitering near the chasm.
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Other Games / Re: I figure this is the best place for this, so...
« on: November 30, 2008, 08:26:46 pm »
I think I'm sticking with QBasic for now, especially because (for whatever reason) my little brothers math book has the occasional Basic lesson in it. One of the ones I can remember was an easy to make calculator, and it looked pretty cool.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: FurnacePrides, the royal reclamation!
« on: November 30, 2008, 06:31:19 pm »
I think I'm gonna take some downtime and do some experiments. Mainly, figuring out what messed up my data. I'm consistently noticing on that particular region, that the liar skill was replaced by woodcutting, and vice versa. The socializers had legendary woodcutting, the woodcutters had legendary lying. And thoughts seemed backwards. My sleep on the floor, long patrol militiary had estatic the whole time, and my royal bedroom, legendary dining room workers were always miserable. 
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