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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Correspondence from Syrupurns - A Dwarf Fortress Tale
« on: August 19, 2013, 12:00:49 pm »
1st Opal, 103, Mid-Winter
Her Royal Majesty
Ùshrir Eldersalve
Queen of the Dagger of Wards
Your majesty,
I can only hope that Ast Walldimple, your faithful servant and outpost liaison, will survive the return journey and see this letter reaches you. He assures me of his skill as a ranger, so I do not think my hope is misplaced. We shall see.

Your majesty is, of course, curious as to why this and last year's caravan have failed to return from Syrupurns. Last year, in mid-summer, a goblin ambush forced us to close our doors. Not too much trouble, of course - I had recently overseen the construction of a trapped corridor, designed to cage any foe who sought to enter your majesty's fortress. While we were reloading the traps, the caravan arrived from the mountainhome, and that was when the foul sorcerers struck. Their hordes of undead - the animated corpses of your own slain subjects, your majesty - tore the caravan apart just outside the entrance. We could hear the entire affair, echoing through the raised bridges, until there was no sound besides the shuffling of feet and the damned incantations of those necromancers raising the merchants and their guards into unlife.
I am pleased to report - however bittersweet such a report may be - that we have captured those sorcerers that laid siege to Syrupurns. Four necromancers now lie caged in a dark corner of the fortress, where they may be put to your majesty's judicious use. Please advise.




I can assure your majesty that all of the undead dwarves will be given proper burials. We are still dealing with those in cages, but our refuse stockpiles are overflowing, despite our masons churning out coffins. In time, each one of your subjects will receive their deserved respite.

As for this year's caravan - well, Ast himself can give you an eyewitness report. He watched with his own eyes as two goblin ambushes descended upon the merchants, slaying several. A handful of caravan guards survived, however, and may live to tell you the tale in person.
More joyous news - the Scoured Spider laid siege to us this past year, but their strength was not enough to pierce the walls of Syrupurns. The entire army was captured in cages, and even now the warriors are being stripped of weapons and thrown down into a deep pit. No goblin yet has survived the thirty-six Urist drop, although we suspect a few of the undead we threw down there may have "survived," in their own way. I was surprised to see that no trolls accompanied these goblins - instead, they brought with them several monstrous blizzard men from the far south. I will save these exotic creatures for your majesty's menagerie.


Unfortunately, the trap corridor can only do so much. A squad of crossbow goblins holed up inside the corridor, refusing to move further in or to leave entirely. Most of our meager military was sacrificed to rout these remaining foes, which nearly resulted in a tantrum spiral. Praise Doren, we are lucky that did not happen, or I may not have been here to write you this letter! In any case, work has been directed towards a new defense system, which will seamlessly integrate into my grander architectural plans. Ast was here to see some groundbreaking progress - I hope he will relate the details to you, if you are interested.

Regarding those plans, the proportions have been set and surveying completed. I fully expect to begin excavation within three years. Things are still too hectic in Syrupurns to move into the initial stages of the project - with these necromancers and the goblins laying siege to us every year, not to mention ambushes, it is necessary for me to ensure the complete safety of every dwarf in Syrupurns.
On an unrelated note, has her majesty tasted unicorn? It is utterly delightful.

Walk with Doren,
Reg Labormurder
Grand Architect
Mayor of Syrupurns
Her Royal Majesty
Ùshrir Eldersalve
Queen of the Dagger of Wards
Your majesty,
I can only hope that Ast Walldimple, your faithful servant and outpost liaison, will survive the return journey and see this letter reaches you. He assures me of his skill as a ranger, so I do not think my hope is misplaced. We shall see.

Your majesty is, of course, curious as to why this and last year's caravan have failed to return from Syrupurns. Last year, in mid-summer, a goblin ambush forced us to close our doors. Not too much trouble, of course - I had recently overseen the construction of a trapped corridor, designed to cage any foe who sought to enter your majesty's fortress. While we were reloading the traps, the caravan arrived from the mountainhome, and that was when the foul sorcerers struck. Their hordes of undead - the animated corpses of your own slain subjects, your majesty - tore the caravan apart just outside the entrance. We could hear the entire affair, echoing through the raised bridges, until there was no sound besides the shuffling of feet and the damned incantations of those necromancers raising the merchants and their guards into unlife.
I am pleased to report - however bittersweet such a report may be - that we have captured those sorcerers that laid siege to Syrupurns. Four necromancers now lie caged in a dark corner of the fortress, where they may be put to your majesty's judicious use. Please advise.




I can assure your majesty that all of the undead dwarves will be given proper burials. We are still dealing with those in cages, but our refuse stockpiles are overflowing, despite our masons churning out coffins. In time, each one of your subjects will receive their deserved respite.

As for this year's caravan - well, Ast himself can give you an eyewitness report. He watched with his own eyes as two goblin ambushes descended upon the merchants, slaying several. A handful of caravan guards survived, however, and may live to tell you the tale in person.
More joyous news - the Scoured Spider laid siege to us this past year, but their strength was not enough to pierce the walls of Syrupurns. The entire army was captured in cages, and even now the warriors are being stripped of weapons and thrown down into a deep pit. No goblin yet has survived the thirty-six Urist drop, although we suspect a few of the undead we threw down there may have "survived," in their own way. I was surprised to see that no trolls accompanied these goblins - instead, they brought with them several monstrous blizzard men from the far south. I will save these exotic creatures for your majesty's menagerie.


Unfortunately, the trap corridor can only do so much. A squad of crossbow goblins holed up inside the corridor, refusing to move further in or to leave entirely. Most of our meager military was sacrificed to rout these remaining foes, which nearly resulted in a tantrum spiral. Praise Doren, we are lucky that did not happen, or I may not have been here to write you this letter! In any case, work has been directed towards a new defense system, which will seamlessly integrate into my grander architectural plans. Ast was here to see some groundbreaking progress - I hope he will relate the details to you, if you are interested.

Regarding those plans, the proportions have been set and surveying completed. I fully expect to begin excavation within three years. Things are still too hectic in Syrupurns to move into the initial stages of the project - with these necromancers and the goblins laying siege to us every year, not to mention ambushes, it is necessary for me to ensure the complete safety of every dwarf in Syrupurns.
On an unrelated note, has her majesty tasted unicorn? It is utterly delightful.

Walk with Doren,
Reg Labormurder
Grand Architect
Mayor of Syrupurns








