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Mod Releases / Re: Orcs: More things to kill
« on: December 10, 2008, 11:45:45 am »
Yeah... I think I overdid it.
ORC MASTER LASHER: COME BOYS! THEIR MILITARY IS OUTNUMBERED THREE TO ONNNNNNUUUUUURG[Weapontrap][weapontrap]
LASHERS: OK. That wasn't good. Let's just stand here and see what happens.
ORC SPEARMASTER LEADING CARVERS: COME ON BOYS! THE ARROWS DON'T HURT US!
CARVER: Yeah, but didn't I used to have arms?
SPEARMASTER: CHAAAAAAAARGH....[weapontrap][weapontrap]
CARVERS: OK, we're going to just stand over HERE and see what happens.
LASHERS: But YOU are still being shot at.
CARVERS: We fear no arrrrrooooowwwwgh.... [DIE]
MACE LORD LEADING MAULERS: COME ON BOYS!
LASHERS: Ummm. I'd rethink this.....
[Gruesome mechanical carnage]
MACE LORD: Sod me. I've fallen in a ditch. And half my boys are dead.
LASHER FOUR: Have they looked angry yet?
LASHER SEVEN: No. Bored.
LASHER FOUR: Right, lets's just go.
MACE LORD: HEY GUYS! I'M STILL STUCK IN THIS DITCH!
FEY ELITE WRESTLER WITH BOW: Yup. [SQUITCH] Now you're stuck on the refuse stockpile.
Maybe 12 levels of weapon traps was overkill. Nah. What am I saying. There is no overkill. There's just "enemy not dead" and "enemy dead".
Learned some valuable lessons though.
ORC MASTER LASHER: COME BOYS! THEIR MILITARY IS OUTNUMBERED THREE TO ONNNNNNUUUUUURG[Weapontrap][weapontrap]
LASHERS: OK. That wasn't good. Let's just stand here and see what happens.
ORC SPEARMASTER LEADING CARVERS: COME ON BOYS! THE ARROWS DON'T HURT US!
CARVER: Yeah, but didn't I used to have arms?
SPEARMASTER: CHAAAAAAAARGH....[weapontrap][weapontrap]
CARVERS: OK, we're going to just stand over HERE and see what happens.
LASHERS: But YOU are still being shot at.
CARVERS: We fear no arrrrrooooowwwwgh.... [DIE]
MACE LORD LEADING MAULERS: COME ON BOYS!
LASHERS: Ummm. I'd rethink this.....
[Gruesome mechanical carnage]
MACE LORD: Sod me. I've fallen in a ditch. And half my boys are dead.
LASHER FOUR: Have they looked angry yet?
LASHER SEVEN: No. Bored.
LASHER FOUR: Right, lets's just go.
MACE LORD: HEY GUYS! I'M STILL STUCK IN THIS DITCH!
FEY ELITE WRESTLER WITH BOW: Yup. [SQUITCH] Now you're stuck on the refuse stockpile.
Maybe 12 levels of weapon traps was overkill. Nah. What am I saying. There is no overkill. There's just "enemy not dead" and "enemy dead".
Learned some valuable lessons though.
I found a page of quotations from Spanish soldiers who fought the Mesoamericans and they not only keep mentioning how nasty the swords are, they consistantly say "flint" rather than obsidian.