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Dirk: OK, reason this out. Everything you've met so far is either in this group you've somehow joined, or has tried to murder your face. You should probably hide behind Joe until it becomes clear what this thing is.

We're gonna find out that Gamzee was pulling a Snape this whole time, will sacrifice himself to save the others, and you're all gonna feel so goddamned guilty.

Except, Scratch lies. Scratch used our faith in his inability to lie to pull the wool over our eyes, as well as the players'.

Now, if Calliope is NOT Lord English, then my current..

IDE/THEORY: Caliborn created Doc Scratch and deliberately modeled him after his sister, as well as took her colors for his theme, as a mocking way of subjugating her very memory. Nobody'll even think of her by those cues anymore. Now all they see is Scratch, the Felt, and thus Caliborn. He's dominated both their body and their soul. Plus, it builds up all this evidence that maybe, just maybe, she was Lord English all along and not him.

But nope. It's him. It's always been Caliborn, and you goofs bought right into his tricks. This would without a doubt go down as one of the shittiest, most inconsequential red herring twists in all of Homestuck. Exactly as he planned.

I didn't know Buttmonkey of Time was a legit class.

I wanted to hate Hussie for this update. But I didn't. I just laughed. And laughed. And laughed. And laughed.

I'm still laughing. Why can't I stop.

((OK. Really sorry I've been missing for so long. The last two days or so, I knew it had updated because I saw I'd gotten PMs about it. But college was kind of being insane. But prior to that, I was just a complete lunkhead who never noticed it had updated before it slinked to the second page, and automatically assumed nothing had happened. Major derp.))

Dirk: Normally you'd press any button that needs pressing, and that button REALLY looks like it needs pressed, but this guy looks like he's checking for danger. After he's done checking for danger, and assuming there is none, fire an arrow at the button.

Today's Homestuck update: Just a quick reminder that yes, Hussie is completely aware of everything his fandom does.

Ugh, why does everything have to happen at once? I have so much crap going on in college, and I may have to take a leave of absence because my mother's death fucked up my ability to focus on my schoolwork so much. And now my "friend" has criticized the fuck out of my story idea so much I've lost all passion for writing it. I'm just sitting here masturbating trying to think of a new idea. The only story element I've been able to keep is that the main character is a young woman named Daria, who is basically a borderline-neurotic badass. Literally everything but that one character has been drained from me.

Back to the drawing board...