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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: March 26, 2015, 01:25:12 am »
One thing I've learned about playing through this game again is that if I recognize the dialogue at the start of the mission, then I'm in for a bad time.

"I've missed you, kiddo, since you've joined the Rebellion."

Cue five or six minutes of boring minesweeping followed by swarms of miniscule 1hp targets attacking my 1hp escort quest. FUUUUU-

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This got me wanting to play Tie Fighter again. Just played it again for a moment to break off some of my piloting rust, and made it to level 9 in the training simulator for the Tie Fighter on my first try in ages (first badge already, and I just started), with a pretty nice score while at it. Those later levels get brutal, and popping a few targets at a time can only buy you so much time. Crashing really costs you big time by the end there, especially when the narrow ports are freaking rotating, and you have to weave between 2 of them with orbs blocking the way while at it. Serious reflexes needed for those kinds of maneuvers. Didn't expect to divert power so many times to get the best time/score. Still, that was fun. Now to see if I can reach and beat the Dodec Squadron in Mission 1 for the Tie Fighter again (12 Z-95s. Ugh. And I only knocked out half of them before being fried. Not bad for no shields and no warheads the entire time.), and this time, destroy more than half of them, in fact, complete the whole mission, secondary and all on Hard difficulty again.

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Bob Ross was always fun to watch. He's also a pretty nice person. Met him long ago. He used to live in my town.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: March 23, 2015, 01:46:54 pm »
I didn't expect royally screwing up in a driving test (turns) would result in me beating the gold score by a quarter of a second. I don't know how I did it, but I felt like I botched it big time, only to obliterate the expected time by a significant margin. I guess all those times gallivanting in Need For Speed paid off.

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Creative Projects / Re: Random Things you drew/shopped/made/etc.
« on: March 20, 2015, 09:39:59 pm »
Bear/Teddy bear with sword arm.
A bear with a teddy bear for an arm that has a sword for an arm.
Fuck it, fractal bear arms.

how about fractal bear limbs? ??? ??? ??? ??? Fractal bear everything? FRACTAL BEAR WORLD!?!?!?
Sounds unbearable.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: March 20, 2015, 03:19:10 pm »
Managed to collect and upgrade everything in the game (also max. bombs and arrows), with a few dungeons to spare (last one, before the final level providing the final piece of heart (last item on the list, caused by railroading); but mostly-finished by this point). The last bosses, and the rematch boss rush was pretty much a 1-2 hit kill on those poor fools (although the last dungeon bosses were still pretty strong, and needed a few more hits), and I had everything by then.

Also, the 4 mages that tend to bug me during the last levels, I finally figured out how to efficiently take out simultaneously. You use the red cane to plant a block dead-center between them, and use it again to explode it in all 4 directions. This also helps for the final puzzles that I used bombs otherwise instead; now I can trigger them at-will instead. Albeit, a tad late there.

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Just recently had a good talk with my sister about stuff. Quite enlightening, and nice to be understood every once in awhile.

Also congrats Sky.

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Just finished up playing LoZ:LttP. What a classic.

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I was raised weird, I'll admit; the priorities weren't quite there. Witnessing violence is fine, but nudity isn't.
That's actually quite normal for (American) parenting priorities. >_>
How about being a middle child of a large family (8 siblings), and everyone else wasn't as strictly watched over with such content when they were my age at those times (they cursed almost all the time, and made me feel ashamed of all that stuff, when I reached the same age as them when they got the privilege, for as long as I can remember. Mind you, my younger siblings didn't get the same treatment as me either. What the hell?))? I felt like I was a 'special needs' kid that must be preserved at all costs. My low tolerance to that kind of stuff (along with being religiously strong-willed at the time as well) did not help my social life one single bit. I was such a prude/puritan, it negatively affected how I handled anything, to the point it was another point of attack for bullying. On the plus side, at least, sex was not a priority, even to today; companionship was (I'd prefer to be with someone who respects me as a person, at minimum (long shot in the dark while blindfolded on that one)). However, the rest of society would not-so-humbly disagree (IE- Rejection was a common theme due to my prudeness and "good will". I was a socially-engineered nice guy, with the expected negative results. Not to mention, things don't improve over time.). Being good sucks, but I fucking endured.

Sorry for the non-happy (and whiny complaint). But those levels of censorship don't work nearly as well as advertised.

EDIT:
After I exposed myself to some shocking material (like Goatse; though I paced myself in those factors), after all the time being restricted; I actually laugh at "what's the big deal?" about it all, and retain the memory of those images as psychic protection measures. I can come up with nightmares far worse than anyone can cook up these days, while at it. I had a brief stint of insanity where in a sense, I had waking dreams of those nightmares, and I actually handled it all quite well. I actually want to meet a psychic to test-fire these countermeasures on. Provided, of course, they're the "see images of your memories" types and the like. My favorite countermeasure is a ROM CHECK FAIL countermeasure. Trick the psychic that they had a stroke while reading. I can also do the video buffering fail trick to some memories and mix in other more nonsequiter memories while at it to freak them out.

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Creative Projects / Re: Random Things you drew/shopped/made/etc.
« on: March 19, 2015, 11:19:34 pm »
I made an eldritch/illusion-type thingy to use as a gameboard in a forum game I might (read: will probably never) run.
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Still have to clean it up a bit, but I thought it was kinda cool.
Isometric paradox drawings are fun! I assume you've seen the penrose steps? If not look those up and pen rose's other works for ideas!
Kinda reminds me of the game Echochrome. Here's another.

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...8-year-old who loves to watch me play Team Fortress 2...

...Same one who watches The Walking Dead with us...
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...

I know how it feels to know a pretty cool little kid. I know one myself, although he's a bit less intellectually oriented than you make your sister out to be.
I was quite the same back in the day. Viscera, ghosts, eldritch horrors, and the like; nada. Being the goody-two-shoes kind I was (though my lack of reaction would make others think otherwise about me), cursing and nudity is involved, and I mute it and shut my eyes; to the point it was force of habit until adulthood (yes, even when I needed to curse, myself, I kept myself censored from cursing. At least I kept my wit sharp, in lieu of the common verbal curse collage.).

Forget the fact that I've seen creatures and people explode and such, along with terrors that are far scarier than things I was once scared of (Freddy Kreuger was scary; and then I learned of elder gods on my first playthrough of Quake and Doom, and learned these things can be killed. No longer scary), but God help me if I am vulgar, or am aware of the naked body; especially a female body (I suppose it was fear of me becoming a pervert or something in the future; oddly enough, male nudity was no problem for anyone, because naked people are funny, but naked woman appears, and now it's censored full-stop by anyone and everyone, even into my late-teens. By this era, who isn't perverted by now? I'm sorry to even need to ask that. In fact, I'm ashamed I even need to ask that these days. Porn is inevitable; so much so, I've practically built up an immunity to it. I'd cover my eyes or look away, out of courtesy, but if anyone used it (nudity and the like) for seduction on me (unlikely as it sounds), I'd have to ask if it's part of a prank show or something, and look for the hidden camera.). I was raised weird, I'll admit; the priorities weren't quite there. Witnessing violence is fine, but nudity isn't.

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Funny story. Kinda reminds me of a minor incident after working one night at the local tavern. I was on a roll playing an arcade game (bowling, I think), and I swear, a girl that passed by me a few times that noticed me playing the game (I was playing maybe the third time in a row, attempting to beat 200, and hit the high-score board) must've tried to flash me to draw my attention in order to mess me up. Fortunately, I was buzzed and too focused on my game to be distracted by such a thing. And even so, if they really wanted to distract me, you cheer for me instead of trying to distract me with your body. I hate being cheered for. It's lame as hell, and I intentionally screw up in order to disappoint the fans so they stop bugging me. BTW, even if I were to approach them later on, in case they were trying to get my attention, I would assume they only wanted to troll me and mess my game up (maybe even do the rude thing, and call me a pervert for noticing, out loud, to humiliate me for kicks, if I even approached them later on. Knowing people in my town, and my vulnerability to being a target for unnecessary bullcrap (I am always a popular target/mark), this is the majority conclusion. They wouldn't be doing that to attract me; they'd only do that to distract me.). If they truly took interest in me, they'd have stuck around until I finished playing (which I was on the last frames, at the time), and hell; break the mold for once, and approach me instead, or something. Her loss.

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General Discussion / Re: Weird History Picture Thread
« on: March 19, 2015, 06:30:11 pm »

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General Discussion / Re: Pithy Quotes Thread
« on: March 19, 2015, 05:47:29 pm »
"I've never liked the statement 'Practice Makes Perfect', or 'To be good at something, you must invest your time into it.'; it's by far, the least motivational thing to say to a person as lazy as myself.

Lazy people like to have fun, and the more fun you have, the better you get at something (regardless if it's boring to someone else), and when you're having the time of your life, whether be it relative (to oneself, or local social circle) or absolute (to everyone else and the big leagues), you're an expert in your field, and you know you rock at what you do.

To enjoy what you do (for a living, or as a hobby), can also make you an 'instant-expert' 'sans-practice'. Remember, lazy people, like myself, hate hard work and dedication. It's a waste of our time, and is no fun at all, and nothing more than a hassle to us; especially the recognition we get for it (I don't mind having fans, it's the fandom that develops that irritates me). We work hard enough to avoid said hassle. Artists don't work, they do art." --Itnetlolor

ADDENDUM:
I basically see that last bit about fandom as how I think Christ would feel about religion based around him as of late. He doesn't mind those that respect him; it's the zealots that bug him the most. For example, I've been to a -con before, and the artists/creators were awesome, but I can feel their pain when they see a total "fanboy" bug them about stuff. I never thought life would imitate art like that. Though it wasn't too far-fetched. It kinda reminded me about how I made more friends in school because my artistic abilities and my aims could net me big bucks as a future career. It made me feel like they respected the artist (money-maker they could sponge off of), but not the person (Me, the artist).

I never thought I'd feel relieved to fail in my ambitions like that. I avoided having tons of annoying non-friends thanks to failure.

"See, there's even a brightside to total darkness." --Itnetlolor, addressing to those that don't like negative/pessimistic people. Mostly blind-optimists that have their contrasts set too high, from being in the light for too long (AKA- Having their heads up their ass, with a wire hanger in the mouth 24/7.).

EDIT:
"What's more painful than not being helped? Being helped by those that don't understand you, or your situation, and also refuse to understand you, or the cause of the issue, to help you out, more efficiently; no matter if what you say to them (that would help/serve as a translator) would make their job easier to accomplish, or their advice easier to understand, and to accept, in general." --Itnetlolor; More times than not, any help I ask for, and aid in the advice-giving by providing a "rosetta-stone" of reference, the "rosetta-stone" is never taken into consideration. For example: Translating my pessimism in a way an optimist would understand. To find a neutral-ground, if you will. Like explaining context to a content-oriented person; especially if they have no idea how context works. It's like asking for an argument, and getting abuse instead.

EDIT EDIT:
Oops. I may need to re-adjust my personal definitions. I've read some rather large quotes that seemed rather normal-scaled to me lately. That seemed short enough IMO. :P

Then again, by my definition, with how elaborate I can get into those, those ARE short. I guess, unless I can complete the thought, those not-so-short quotes would be incomplete, otherwise. Plus, first quote's 199 words.

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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: March 17, 2015, 11:12:54 pm »
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empty skins
YIKES

I remember a dream with those once, they were going around sucking the moisture out of people by touching them, and thus making more of themselves.
Here, have all of my nope. All of it.
You'd think having a means of incinerating them would be easy to come across... At least, had I come across some husks, I'd at least try to see if they're flammable. Hell, if they can siphon moisture, I can use them as a means of making beef jerky more easily; provided I can trap one.

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