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Life Advice / Re: Vector Can't Smell!
« on: September 26, 2022, 01:05:01 pm »
Be advised, it is frequently reported that coffee tastes radically different after the loss of sense of smell post covid.

Neuroscientists believe it has to do with rewiring of the olfactory bulb. Sufferers just call it "New Coffee"

https://www.nature.com/articles/s43856-022-00112-9

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That's LORD BRITISH you dolt! And NO, I shall NEVER surrender!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« on: September 23, 2022, 05:31:31 am »
Quick Recap:

Noi Dontwannacracker and co rescued the town leader's son from the bandits.
(In the process of the rescue, Edi got a little more copper in his diet than he would have liked.)

In recognition of our saving his boy, said local lord gifted us with a tract of land. ... Out in the boonies.

When we arrived, we found that the area was already inhabited by ibis/vulture people, who have a primitive shamanistic culture.
We did the poofy friendship dance, got high on some local entheogen, and received a prophesy that we must use the power of friendship to prevent a massive disaster.

Somehow, the topic of *SHEEP TALLOW BISCUITS* came up.  We went to the closest town to attempt to appropriate some, but were told nobody raises sheep.
We went to a nearby mountainous region, and hunted some mountain sheep. Edi ate the entire kill by himself, and absorbed unholy cuteness powers.
(It could just be pupillary dilation from blood loss however...)  Regardless, his cute powers seem able to control the cute sheep. We collected one.

We then returned to the tract of land we had been gifted, and started construction of a treehouse.

While there, we were greeted by a random human cleric and a dwarven retainer.  They told us about this tomb, and a shiny treasure inside.

We decided to go.

At no time in between did we get Edi medical care.

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Oh Fortuna! Velo luna, statu variabilis!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« on: September 19, 2022, 12:03:25 pm »
....

We could ask the dwarf for "Medical Care".

...

No, let's not. :D

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The companion to shop lifting

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« on: September 18, 2022, 03:40:55 am »
Depends--- how long did the trip from the village where we asked about sheep tallow biscuits, to the desert plateau where we met the vulture/ibis bird people take, how long did we stay there, and how long did it take to travel to this pyramid in the middle of a jungle?

Because about that long, gameworld time.

Rough guess: More than a week and a half?



Again-- I am actually surprised he's still alive. He should have infection and other bad juju by now. Maybe his blood is so alcoholic that germs cant get started? LOL.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« on: September 17, 2022, 11:47:42 pm »
No joke, he's been flying on a deflated lung.  No complaints at all.  Massive stoicism.

We should get him a whole barrel of hard liquor after this.

(also, why are myself and Monkey the only ones that seem to remember this?)

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Spring has sprung;
Fall has fell--

WInter's here,
and it's colder than usual.

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Ifn sie est un rottenshitten, sie getten das birchensticken!!

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It's Sexual Harassment-- PANDA!

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The more you know!

(Labeled 'gonad')

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For a limited time only, New Angel of Death marshmallows! Only in specially marked boxes!

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Guars

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"Dropped Dead" gorgeous!

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