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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Bedroom design.
« on: February 04, 2012, 02:50:25 pm »
I use the "tube room" method.  A 1x5 tube with a door on the end. Bed goes against the far wall. They get crappy green glass caninets so they don't leave xxPigtail sockxx trash all over. No further decorations. The dwarves feel these are excellent accomodations.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« on: February 04, 2012, 02:46:32 pm »
Fetuhl alkohol symdroam or summit. Its why allz de babies is so inanez ya noh?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I didn't expect this when I replaced [pet_exotic] ...
« on: February 04, 2012, 09:43:59 am »
Quote from: lemmily on February 04, 2012, 08:50:03 am
Quote from: wierd on February 03, 2012, 10:27:58 pm
Quote from: Wannazzaki on February 03, 2012, 03:42:26 pm
Sorry, still stuck at "Hunting with his cock" imagining a dwarf  with 8ft of piercerd schlong sneaking up on moose and clubbing them to death with his prince albert.

Well.. at least that's better than my IRL experience.

When I was 3, I was visciously attacked by a fighting cock that some morons dumped out at a county lake while my family was camping there for the weekend.  I have scars all over my bum and inside my thighs from the experience. (Gnarly purple ones a quarter inch wide. They stretched as I grew.)

As you can imagine, it makes for some interesting conversation when I tell people I was visciously attacked by an angry cock. Lol!  I am quite lucky, the scar tissue is very deep, and barely missed my femural artery on my right leg. That was ages ago though. I barely remember the event that produced the scars, so its all good.


Did the thing have spurs on?! or are their claws really that brutal :S ouch! well at least it's just a vague memory and not something you can vividly remember!

but the part you quoted from wannazzaki was one of the more disturbing comments! :P

Yes, it had the spurrs on.  Not that it would have mattered, that breed of rooster naturally grows a long fixed talon there anyway, and can be over 2 inches long naturally. The cockfighters just augment it further with bits of sharp metal.

The most I remember was that it was white with a black tail. The experience must have been particularly traumtic, because that is where my recallection fails.

As for the comment quoted.. yes. I know. Lol.  You try telling somebody that your bum was visciously savaged by an angry cock and see the looks people give. ;) 

Still, I would think for an unarmored adversary that war rooster might be a little OP, from personal experience.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf Therapist for Items?
« on: February 03, 2012, 11:23:36 pm »
Quote from: terkiey on February 03, 2012, 10:57:03 pm
Z, right, right, enter down 3 times, page down, page down.
It takes me like 3 seconds.

Stocks menu is bad.  I am building a green glass megastructure, and have almost 100,000 greenglass bars allocated to construction so far.  Checking bars in stocks screen knocks DF to its knees for several minutes.

The b,B method works better.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I didn't expect this when I replaced [pet_exotic] ...
« on: February 03, 2012, 10:27:58 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on February 03, 2012, 03:42:26 pm
Sorry, still stuck at "Hunting with his cock" imagining a dwarf  with 8ft of piercerd schlong sneaking up on moose and clubbing them to death with his prince albert.

Well.. at least that's better than my IRL experience.

When I was 3, I was visciously attacked by a fighting cock that some morons dumped out at a county lake while my family was camping there for the weekend.  I have scars all over my bum and inside my thighs from the experience. (Gnarly purple ones a quarter inch wide. They stretched as I grew.)

As you can imagine, it makes for some interesting conversation when I tell people I was visciously attacked by an angry cock. Lol!  I am quite lucky, the scar tissue is very deep, and barely missed my femural artery on my right leg. That was ages ago though. I barely remember the event that produced the scars, so its all good.



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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: February 03, 2012, 06:19:35 pm »
No no no!

The gcs need to be captured in cage traps, so that they can then be installed in the kitten operated silking room! Willful destruction of such an economically indispensable species is simply unacceptable!

(Basically, create a 2z drop shaft, with a single square packed full of adult cats right next to the exposedd opening, which is totally walled off.

Kittens fall the 2 z levels and are momentarily stunned as they are catsploded from their mothers and from dodging the other members of the feline menace's attacks on the tile above.

The gcs are installed on a supported floor surrounded by a 1 tile wide gap of empty space. The kitten chute drops the kittens directly next to the edge.

The gcs blows out gobs of web spray before feasting on the delicious kitten flesh.
Some of the webs fly over the gap, and into the collection area.



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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Just watched the Boy in the Striped Pajama's today...
« on: February 03, 2012, 04:14:46 pm »
No, the nazis come every spring.... why do you think everyone hates their tall, blue eyed, blonde haired capricious asses?

Its kharma I tell you!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hanging Gardens of Babylon MEGAPROJECT
« on: February 03, 2012, 12:57:00 pm »
The dwarven equivalent can be made underground on muddied stone tiles after breaching the caverns.

Does surface grass and trees grow on mud in "outside" areas?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Just watched the Boy in the Striped Pajama's today...
« on: February 03, 2012, 12:53:39 pm »
Quote from: Sting_Auer on February 03, 2012, 10:55:05 am
Quote from: MaskedMiner on February 03, 2012, 10:51:43 am
I seem to be only person who plays this game ethically  :P

Of course, I get to watch my dwarfs all die horribly when I fail and I fail often.

You fail because you can't sacrifice the few for the good of the many.

The weak and stupid are not wanted. They are undesirable and must be destroyed for the good of a master dwarven race.

Bonus points if blatant hipocrisy runs rampant: the supreme ruler is not in fact, a pureblooded dwarf, his sister is batshit crazy but is not immediately euthanized, and the standard of excellence is a moving goalpost.

Throw in a mass sterilization program, and nationalist hysteria, and you have yourself a winner!

(Godwin for the win!)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: February 03, 2012, 12:45:09 pm »
Dwarves everywhere: "did you say socks!?"  :o

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Let's make up bugs that will appear in the next release
« on: February 02, 2012, 02:55:46 pm »
If we can attach a masterwork giant serrated disc to each of his stumps, he is still very much a useful addition to the fortress!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Let's make up bugs that will appear in the next release
« on: February 02, 2012, 02:15:15 pm »
A vile force of darkness has arrived!

(cue siege comprised of zombie beer barrels, and breweries, created from reanimated ostritch gastroliths.)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: February 02, 2012, 01:07:49 pm »
But all that booze is in a single barrel! You don't expect many dwarves like us to share our drink like that do you? That's the kind of thing those pansy elves do!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Favorite ways to use gems
« on: February 02, 2012, 01:01:26 am »
Uranium crystals are allready in game. Its called pitchblend. (Basically uranium oxide, lead, and some assundry other decay products.)

What you really mean, are uranium powered lightbulbs!

(But that would require refinement of rare earth metals for the necessary phosphor powders.)

Basically, you paint the pitchblende with the phosphor powder mixed with distilled water, allow to dry, then coat in clear glass. Creates a nice always on light source, similar but not identical to these things.


(Those are tritium filled. Same basic concept, different kind of raadiation. Tritium is a reasonably harmless beta emitter. The radiation can't get out of the glass. Uranium however.........

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Let's make up bugs that will appear in the next release
« on: February 02, 2012, 12:52:18 am »
Personally, ilm alergic to facepaint, so I avoid clownworld as much as possible, and savescum immediately when I discover certain things.

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