Or show it to the elven nobles when they begin whining about trees.
Elf: W...what's that?
Urist McTrader: Our previous king. He drowned.
Elf: Why is he an e...elf?
Urist McTrader: Long story.
Urist McTrader: So you have no problems with deforestation, then?
Elf: ...None at all.
While that would be extremely
manly dwarvenly and would amuse me greatly, my civilization is the only one on this map. So no humans or elves, or even kobolds or goblins. All in all, very good for the fortress, very dull for me. I just wanted to see what the king's demands were like (TEN chests?! I spent all my platinum on furniture for them and it's not enough!).