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Vayne has about 4 billion DPS. I played as Irelia against her, and even though she was going 1/7/0 in the early game, and I had built over 200 armor+thornmail, she was able to kill me in about 4-5 seconds at around level 18. Is she just OP as fuck (again) or am I missing something here? That's 3000 health with 60% reduction (factoring in her armor pen), so, what, 7000 damage in a single burst?

EDIT: Seriously, I could probably 1vs1 any other person on the team, and our k/d was like 50/20 or something ridiculous like that. But, nevertheless, VAYNE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE "KATHUNK KATHUNK YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN"

Well, I mean, you can always DC from xbox live. If you go online, in any game, you take the good with the bad. That includes PVP and co-op. :/

As for the bullshitty deaths, the only ones I can think of is whenever some random skeleton pushes me off a cliff, but usually I'm being an idiot as well, and it's not like there's any huge penalty for dying. Also, the camera complaints seem to be slightly reminiscent of Resident Evil's system; you can argue either side that it adds artificial difficulty, but it does make the game more intense and scary, I think.

The status effects I'll totally agree with, so as far as the curse effect that those fucking evil frogs use where you lose half of your current life bar. But, again, it adds inherent difficulty to an enemy that otherwise would just have lots of health or do lots of damage, which is pretty boring. Plus, you can pretty much prevent yourself from being cursed by blocking attacks, so, meh.

EDIT: A major complaint I have with the game is the super duper awesome weapons that you can completely miss out on if you don't know what you're doing. But, you don't need them to finish the game, and there are usually two or more ways to acquire them. Case in point, the Drake sword or the ring you get from [redacted] that adds 20% health and endurance, and reduces your carry load by 20%.

> Out of curiosity, inquire into the nature of this 'musical'. Then lead our newfound cat-army to glory and death.

>Ready trusty hobo harpoon gun.

>Find guard to stealthily kick in the face, and steal uniform.

Wait, if he attacked someone wearing thornmail and made a crit, wouldn't he do something like 800 damage to himself? D:

Well, I meant we could walk through the building to the bathrooms clad only in underpants, clutching the half-empty bottle to explain why we're half naked. But it was a dumb idea anyhow.

Excellent. Also, inspect friend's cause of death.

The only sure-fire way to get out of something like this is a fire. But, we need to start it somewhere else, not in this room, or else the firefighters could trace the origin of the fire back to us. So, first order of business, get clean clothes and lock the office. I vote for the above strategem. If we're lucky, no-one should be in the building anyways. We can clean off the suit for now, but it's fucking covered in evidence, we'll have to burn it as well, later.

Our guy seems to be quite well off. We should call up a couple of people and pull a few favors, maybe we can get some large quantities of fuel, no questions asked.

EDIT: Take a few sips of the drink to get the smell of alcohol on our breath.

I didn't see the server in the main list yesterday and I don't see it on here right now. Is it just down, or is there something wrong with my BYOND? D:

EDIT: Nevermind, I fixeded it.

Ask him for fr33 l00t for bringing publicity to the game. It's worth a shot, at least.
EDIT: Hah! He already offered to give you xp/gold. Nice.